[Bastian]

Gonna suggest this again. Two match day threads. One for the slightly positive and above. The other for the rest.

Terrible refereeing. First half was decent IMV. Played with commitment. Second half was a bit all over the place from both teams and especially the ref who should most definitely have sent off Noble (who will escape further punishment because of that stupid rule that refs' decisions can't be overruled).

Shaw played well in that first half as did McTominay. Pogba's shooting a bit awful and he needs to stop being a pussy, then he can really blossom.

 

[Paxi]

I dont know why I keep coming back to this shit. Shocking football.

Just win the cup and be done with this.

 

[whatwha]

Absolutely dire. Not much better than LVG's last months.

 

[Andersons Dietician]

The match day thread was more entertaining. Some proper funny and creative posts. Top work lads, made me laugh.

 

[AshRK]

Bar de gea whole team have given up. Jose and his obsession with mediocre players is astounding. Someone tell him smalling jones lingard fellaini(yeah he didn't play) young are average at best.

 

[Woodenlung]

2nd confirmed. I sincerely hope it’s significantly better to watch next season....

No chance.

Mourinho doesn't know how to do that. He'll place the blame on young players who struggle because they're not getting the right coaching.

 

[Hawks2008]

We are just not a good team.

Also, who the feck let Scrappy Doo on the pitch?

 

[fredriti]

DeGea wins the golden glove award, I think for the first time. Congrats

 

[ManUArfa]

Well that's two hours of my life that I won't get back.

 

[FujiVice]

Shockingly dull performance from a team managed by a man who I can only assume collects photographs of telephone polls as a hobby.

 

[Canucantona20]

We need creativity in the midfield

 

[Mister_Stubbs]

One game closer to Jose leaving hopefully.

 

[Twisted Nerve]

Great game

I hope that was sarcasm

 

[Cpt Negative]

Grinding out a 0-0 away to West Ham, feck me

 

[Shark]

The players and Mourinho should all be ashamed of themselves imo. Absolutely zero respect to the matchgoing fans, complete waste of everyone’s time.

 

[Paranoid Android]

Time passed and something happened.

Well, time certainly passed...

 

[mav_9me]

I am it’s the last one!!

What's the point? Clearly the players/manager don't care to even try.

I don't mind us playing bad. But what we did today was so beyond pathetic.

 

[crackers0seven]

more the same. I live in hope for all to change next season.

 

[joedirt87]

didnt even bother to record this game given how poor the mid week fixtures have been for United. 2nd place clinched, now let Carrick and some of the kids start at OT and rest starters for the FA Cup.

 

[McGrathsipan]

Cant wait for the next cracker against Watford

 

[AndyJ1985]

We're one of the dullest teams in Europe

 

[Cloud7]

Only just got home from work. Judging by this thread, seems like that worked out for the best for me

 

[Mibabalou]

That was awful

 

[Woeisme]

absolute drivel.

 

[pseudo_canadian]

Absolutely blistering football.

 

[FireballXL5]

Dreadful. Again.

 

[The Real Treble 99]

Fantastic to secure 2nd place but in reality it’s been pretty dismal for most of the season.

 

[Andersons Dietician]

Luke Shaw also takes a shot to the face and doesn’t go down like some pussy. Ala Marcelo vs Barca.

 

[Leftback99]

We never looked like scoring at any point. If Martial is leaving it's vital that we buy someone that can actually beat a man and make something happen.

We are no where near competing with City next season.

 

[BigdaftGorby]

How this squad has finished 2nd in the league is a mystery even scooby doo coudnt solve.
It begs the question, is Jose a genius to get 2nd place with this shower or....has the fact that De Gea is God helped us?

 

[The Hacker]

I can’t imagine Mourinho ever saying ‘and remember lads, enjoy yourself’.

So dull.

 

[mu4c_20le]

We set out not to lose to fecking moyes. We got what we wanted.

 

[dileno]

Didn't even bother to watch the game, went out with the wife and the baby for a nice evening walk instead.

Winning matters, so on to winning the FA cup please. Every player should be motivated to play themselves into the starting eleven for that game. But they aren't since they've given up on Mourinho and his tactics.

 

[kopviolator]

I hope that was sarcasm

I’m working on my positivity

 

[RoyH1]

The numbers show improvement, but we're not winning many neutrals over playing like that.

 

[Robindinho]

Only two more games lads, thank feck.

 

[AngliaRed]

Good easy point. 2nd place secured!

No need to risk injuries before FA Cup and World cup.

Boring game but with the above, happy with it!

 

[Infra-red]

Second place! woooooohooooooo!

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[paulscholes18]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[harms]

fecking hell. That was something.

Can't imagine how an opposition fan survived that I mean even for those of us who are invested in the team it was still a dreadful experience, but to watch it for the entertainment!

 

[Roosney]

Buying the DVD.

 

[Romez]

Played shite again. Shocker.

Don't even know why I tried to be optimistic before the game.

Shaw and Valencia were pretty much playing as full backs, rarely got forward.

Worst thing is I bet Mourinho's delighted with that result.

 

[manc exile]

Noble is a herpetic ulcer of a human being. That is all I have taken from this game.

Second place cemented. That's all that matters.

nobles reaction was over the top but that was a snide little foul from pogba.

roll on next season, this is tedious