Trapped in the Closet is the best thing ever to watch stoned.
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Yeah, I can't really watch films period when I'm rowdy. Hence why I prefer them to be shit.
I was forced to was Birdemic about 5 hours into a session and frankly I'm not too sure how I didn't self-immolate.
How does it compare to Jerry Springer the Opera?
La Cité de la Peur is the best film ever on the Cannes festival, and it's French.
Agree with your take on Mesrine. I think.
OMG. This is amazing
I wouldn't know, unfortunatz.
He checks the dresser before he checks the closet.10/10
wait til you reach chapter 9.
10/10
Part 1 is great, part 2 is mediocre at best. You got the best bit.
Not sure how I feel about Interstellar, I mean, I enjoyed it, but it felt rushed somewhat, confusing at times and just plain mental.
It is worth at least 2hrs of your time
Avanti - A film that tries to convince you it's ok to have an affair as long as the woman is overweight, even though the woman isn't actually overweight at all.
Virgin Suicides
8/10. Hauntingly sad, really well made film. Sofia Coppola needs to make more films like this/ LiT again.
8/10. Hauntingly sad, really well made film. Sofia Coppola needs to make more films like this/ LiT again.
I'm seeing a triple show tonight. Leviathan, Mommy and While We're Young. Not sure I'll be able to deal with Leviathan on top of the other two.
There's a thread about this somewhere in General. I think Plech start it. And yeah, it was the greatest thing ever.
And that guuuyyy.. it's a midget, midget, midget *fade slowly into the closet*
Draft Day.
I'm a bit of a sucker for sports movies, and I gotta say, despite the poor ratings, I really like this movie. Costner and Garner romantic subplot was a bit of a meh, the movie could do without it. But I love how they dramatized the background process in drafting a player.
I'm a bit of a sucker for sports movies, and I gotta say, despite the poor ratings, I really like this movie. Costner and Garner romantic subplot was a bit of a meh, the movie could do without it. But I love how they dramatized the background process in drafting a player.
I need to watch and write a review about a French movie for an internship opportunity. I have no idea what to watch and seemingly I want to impress them, so I come here to you film buffs to recommend something good for me.
Cheers
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La Grande Vadrouille, Story of O, Emmanuelle 5. French sophistication par excellence.
Watching Death Proof I got to thinking: where have all those talentless, rich, white no-nothing studio execs gone? Men who with nothing but a razor and a trash can, could butcher an artist's vision into an 85 minute piece of passable entertainment. Some days I mourn the loss of these forgotten soldiers of the industry.
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Thanks! will check them out.
Starry Eyes
An aspiring actress gets much more than she bargained for whilst auditioning for a role. Decent indie horror flick. Really creates a dark, empty atmosphere and asks questions of the lengths people would go to to reach their ambitions. It's very eerie and eventually gets quite grotesque, but the violence does not feel out of place due to the subtle build up. The acting, especially the lead was superb and the story was very engaging. Yes, it borrows quite heavily from some films (which I shall not name for spoiler reasons) but in the same way The Conjuring borrows from many horror films, you cut it some slack as it does everything respectfully and with great aplomb. Really enjoyed this 7.5/10
An aspiring actress gets much more than she bargained for whilst auditioning for a role. Decent indie horror flick. Really creates a dark, empty atmosphere and asks questions of the lengths people would go to to reach their ambitions. It's very eerie and eventually gets quite grotesque, but the violence does not feel out of place due to the subtle build up. The acting, especially the lead was superb and the story was very engaging. Yes, it borrows quite heavily from some films (which I shall not name for spoiler reasons) but in the same way The Conjuring borrows from many horror films, you cut it some slack as it does everything respectfully and with great aplomb. Really enjoyed this 7.5/10
You mean the people who paid for the film and without whom it wouldn't have been made?
Maybe the artist should have shot a cheap movie. Or written a poem.
Funniest thing is that it was directed by avant-garde darling Walerian Borowczyk.
As long as she has a bush, it's art. Isn't that the rule?
Watch La Haine.
Les Vampires
John Wick-Was alright like. Not as good as I'd been told. Some good action but it got a bit repetitive and you could have cut about 15 minutes even though it was only about 90 minutes long. I'd put it above all the Taken rip offs around lately but below say, Shoot 'Em Up?
Definately. Shoot 'em up is one of the best action films for me.
The Loft. (2015)
An interesting concept in this film about 5 friends who have bought a penthouse apartment and each hold a key. They use said penthouse to cheat on their respective wives and generally be bad people.
At the start of the film we discover that a woman had been found dead in the bed of the apartment and none of the 5 friends (who tell you time and time again that they are they only 5 with access to the apartment) claim to know anything about the death of this girl. We then follow the journey up to discovery and ultimately discover what happened to her.
The main cast are instantly dislikeable, apart from the designated apartment that is solely bought for cheating on their respective spouses, we have five friends that include a cokehead prostitute rapist that during one particularly disturbing fit of rage shouts the life affirming message "it's not fecking possible to rape a whore" A disgusting drunk who is presumably placed into the film as the 'funny guy' and fails miserably, The ultimate womaniser, his suspiciously jealous friend and a shrink who is so professional that he starts a relationship with the sister of one of his former patients that killed herself. Like I said a remarkably unlike-able cast.
The story is told in flashback while the suspects are being interrogated by two detectives, at no point did any of the five suspects of murder think it a good idea to ask for a lawyer.
The film is a remake of the 2008 Belgian film of the same name, but like almost every film that has been translated and remade by Hollywood this one rightfully flopped.
Bitterly disappointing.
3.5/10
An interesting concept in this film about 5 friends who have bought a penthouse apartment and each hold a key. They use said penthouse to cheat on their respective wives and generally be bad people.
At the start of the film we discover that a woman had been found dead in the bed of the apartment and none of the 5 friends (who tell you time and time again that they are they only 5 with access to the apartment) claim to know anything about the death of this girl. We then follow the journey up to discovery and ultimately discover what happened to her.
The main cast are instantly dislikeable, apart from the designated apartment that is solely bought for cheating on their respective spouses, we have five friends that include a cokehead prostitute rapist that during one particularly disturbing fit of rage shouts the life affirming message "it's not fecking possible to rape a whore" A disgusting drunk who is presumably placed into the film as the 'funny guy' and fails miserably, The ultimate womaniser, his suspiciously jealous friend and a shrink who is so professional that he starts a relationship with the sister of one of his former patients that killed herself. Like I said a remarkably unlike-able cast.
The story is told in flashback while the suspects are being interrogated by two detectives, at no point did any of the five suspects of murder think it a good idea to ask for a lawyer.
The film is a remake of the 2008 Belgian film of the same name, but like almost every film that has been translated and remade by Hollywood this one rightfully flopped.
Bitterly disappointing.
3.5/10
Watch Mesrine parts 1 & 2.
I have to watch this.
Be careful. Once you start watching them you absolutely cannot stop. Every episode has a better cliff-hanger than Breaking Bad.
Also you might find that normal conversation doesn't cut the mustard any more. You'll have the urge to sing your day to day experiences.
I remember watching this stoned. Missed my last train home because I was so hooked. It's brilliant.Yeah I enjoyed it to must admit.