Wesley Sneijder

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Colin, don't be naive. Do you really think there is only one way of entering Carrington?

Edit: "Manchester United? I want to stay at Inter. Then, if it were the company to give me .... " A shot to the rim, with new declarations of love for Milan and 'Inter, and a blow to the barrel, with half a wink to the Red Devils squeezed, but as long as both Moratti to decide.

Italian 'paper, Leggo.
 
Pexbo said:
It's past "being a muppet" if you think we need a midfielder now. If blatantly obvious we do.

Carrick, Anderson, Fletcher and Giggs is not enough. Fletch hasn't been in form for a year or so, it's perfectly conceivable that Giggs' legs could go this season. One long layout and he might not recover his form. Anderson is injury prone and only has the stamina for 75 minutes each game which leaves Carrick as our only "safe" option.
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Cleverley, Park, Giggs, Jones, Carrick, Fletcher, Anderson, Gibson, Young. Seems we have enough players to get around those CM positions. I'm not saying we don't need another quality CM, I'm just saying we'd still be in contention for the league if we don't get another one in.

Amir said:
Obviously Fergie doesn't think he can pull it off if he's making such an effort to sign a midfielder, be it Sneijder or Nasri... He wouldn't sign someone just for the sake of it, would he?
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I don't think you know enough to claim Fergie is trying hard for another midfielder. If there was an emergency as you made out, I think he'd give in and sign a lesser player.
 
Mad said:
Colin, don't be naive. Do you really think there is only one way of entering Carrington?
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Sorry to piss on your chips but unless there is a tunnel there are four roads around Carrington and one entrance.
 
Mad said:
Colin, don't be naive. Do you really think there is only one way of entering Carrington?

Edit: "Manchester United? I want to stay at Inter. Then, if it were the company to give me .... " A shot to the rim, with new declarations of love for Milan and 'Inter, and a blow to the barrel, with half a wink to the Red Devils squeezed, but as long as both Moratti to decide.

INTER, GIALLO SNEIJDER. "UNITED? SE MI VENDONO..."*-*Leggo
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Alright, but what would he be doing there?
 
AdZzUtd said:
Sorry to piss on your chips but unless there is a tunnel there are four roads around Carrington and one entrance.
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No worries. I like them sterile.

Clearly you didn't read between the lines. I was indeed talking about tunnels and secret passageways.
 
Mad said:
No worries. I like them sterile.

Clearly you didn't read between the lines. I was indeed talking about tunnels and secret passageways.
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I see, well carry on, it stands to reason there is also a secret labrotary and Emma Watson shrine also.
 
Pexbo said:
If we had no talent coming through I'd agree with that but with Carrick, Sneijder, Anderson, Fletcher and Giggs, I'd be happy if we make a gamble and aim to bring through Tunicliffe and Pogba over the next couple of seasons.
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Problem is, what if some of those lads got injured for a lengthy period next season? The young lads wouldnt be able to jump in & do a job like they could!

The fluke that happened to Fletch is something we werent prepared for - u cant really anticipate something like that, but i'd say it did Fergie's head in - especially not havin an on-form Fletch for the Champions League final. If that were to happen again, United would be kickin themselves!

I'd love us to get Banega aswell as Sneijder.. there's nothing wrong havin quality in depth, given that most of us were pullin our hair out at the lack of depth & form of our mid-field in large periods of last season!
 
AdZzUtd said:
Sorry to piss on your chips but unless there is a tunnel there are four roads around Carrington and one entrance.
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You forgot the underground entrance. It's obviously classified. Keep it to yourself :)

He's probably on skype with Sir Alex as we speak. Video conferencing.
 
Colin129 said:
Must have dropped in by helicopter and no one noticed.
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do we have another thread to go to should this not happen?
 
Mad said:
Not sure about that, although a laboratory can't be ruled out.
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Labrotaries are much more dangerous and secretive.

Anyway, shut up, I have a SIMPLY SHOCKING piece of PHOTOGRAPHIC evidence taken earlier today for you all.
 
Mad said:
There's usually a Muppet Support Group thread in the general after the window closes, if you're that way inclined.
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i was kind of hoping for another player thread to run to and wank off in there
 
AdZzUtd said:
Labrotaries are much more dangerous and secretive.

Anyway, shut up, I have a SIMPLY SHOCKING piece of PHOTOGRAPHIC evidence taken earlier today for you all.
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You need to work on your sensationalism. Observe:


"I have a simply SHOCKING piece of PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE taken earlier TODAY for you all."

See?
 
iSparky said:
i was kind of hoping for another player thread to run to and wank off in there
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Still plenty of transfer muppetry time left Sparks.. my fingers will be dog-rough from typin - like when playing the Playstation for 2 days solid, until the window shuts or until Fergie/Gill states thats the end of our business dealings for the Summer!
 
There's definitely a secret passage, a club of our stature are hardly going to try and hide players behind a big white sheet are they?
 
Red Hand Devil said:
Still plenty of transfer muppetry time left Sparks.. my fingers will be dog-rough from typin - like when playing the Playstation for 2 days solid, until the window shuts or until Fergie/Gill states thats the end of our business dealings for the Summer!
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this is the first time i have been involved in muppetry since we signed berbatov, i can feel myself getting compelled to come back to this thread
 
Mad said:
Undeserved. It was A1Dan that leaked the news.

Another feckhead spells it wrong.
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Awww, crap. I'm not even ITK about ITK's. :(
 
Redfighter said:
MrAgentX say "Not long Now"

I dislike that even the slightest suggestion of a transfer or some news has me wasting hours a day on the pc. I actually hate the summer. My kids haven't eaten for days, not sure where my wife is.
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You are not alone, console yourself in the knowledge that you are normal. ;)
 
Are Manchester United on the verge of a SENSATIONAL CAPTURE of Inter Milan Superstar WESLEY SNEIJDER? Earlier today my good friend Jeb, at Manchester Aerial Photography captured this image of the CARRINGTON TRAINING GROUND where SNEIJDER IS EXPECTED LATER.

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Image Courtesy of Richard 'Jeb' Jennings Manchester Aerial Photography. Helicopter provided by Jebs Up And Away Discount Flights. (c) 2011. Nikon Aerial Viewcam (C) Nikon Corporation 2007 - 2011.
 
AdZzUtd said:
Are Manchester United on the verge of a SENSATIONAL CAPTURE of Inter Milan Superstar WESLEY SNEIJDER? Earlier today my good friend Jeb, at Manchester Aerial Photography captured this image of the CARRINGTON TRAINING GROUND where SNEIJDER IS EXPECTED LATER.

SneijderCarringtoncopy-2.jpg


Image Courtesy of Richard 'Jeb' Jennings Manchester Aerial Photography. Helicopter provided by Jebs Up And Away Discount Flights. (c) 2011. Nikon Aerial Viewcam (C) Nikon Corporation 2007 - 2011.
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Cant see the image... i'm sure its a cracker tho :)
 
i think i just had some precum dribble out
 
I expect plenty of movement now

And Sneijder better be at Carrington today, otherwise i'm gonna report you lot for wumming :mad:
 
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