UK Riots (with the exception of Manchester which has its own thread)

Bit strange that Weaste hasn't waded into the thread yet. Bound to have some forthright opinions on all this shenanigans. Must have been watching Sky News last night then rushed back to England to try and stop any more Sony distribution centres getting torched. Shit got real.
 
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Considering all the degenerates that have spoken to the media over the last few days, how many of them do you think have two brain cells to put together about any social theories, the state of the economy etc?

These kids are very badly educated, very badly brought up and have no idea of deterrence. They have seen a chance and they have taken it.
 
Considering all the degenerates that have spoken to the media over the last few days, how many of them do you think have two brain cells together about any social theories, the state of the economy etc?

These kids are very badly educated, very badly brought up and have no idea of deterrence. They have seen a chance and they have taken it.

Come on, admit it...you're lurking outside Fortnum & Mason's just in case the opportunity arises.
 
Bit strange that Weaste hasn't waded into the thread yet. Bound to have some forthright opinions on all this shenanigans. Must have been watching Sky News last night then rushed back to England to try and stop any more Sony distribution centres getting torched. Shit got real.

:lol:

As we speak he is dressed up as a devil outside a distribution centre ready to hit anyone with an Xbox he nicked.
 
So Cameron and Johnson and who ever else have cut short there holidays and gone to the worst hit places.
So fecking what , what are they going to do , help to clean up , give money to replace looted and burn belongings and houses, are they feck , they dont give a toss , more interested in looking like they are doing the right thing.
 
Bit strange that Weaste hasn't waded into the thread yet. Bound to have some forthright opinions on all this shenanigans. Must have been watching Sky News last night then rushed back to England to try and stop any more Sony distribution centres getting torched. Shit got real.

We've not missed much. All he would have done was pick up on some random, completely standard use of the word 'English', 'Manchester' or 'Salford', then go on a long, somehow both articulate and totally incoherent rant, about how it was wrong, with lots of exclamation marks, while perving women in the street with a pen up his arse.
 
lets all people of any colour or creed reclaim our country. I have a cricket bat and pads.
 
Considering all the degenerates that have spoken to the media over the last few days, how many of them do you think have two brain cells to put together about any social theories, the state of the economy etc?

These kids are very badly educated, very badly brought up and have no idea of deterrence. They have seen a chance and they have taken it.

Well yes, they are scum. Many of them, anyway. I just think you have a way of turning this into something it's not, exaggerating it.
 
I almost want to make a right slapper pregnant so I can go on Jeremy Kyle wearing a suit with a handkerchief in the upper pocket. Stuff of dreams.

I know man, is it the homosexuality bit that stops you?
 
Bit strange that Weaste hasn't waded into the thread yet. Bound to have some forthright opinions on all this shenanigans. Must have been watching Sky News last night then rushed back to England to try and stop any more Sony distribution centres getting torched. Shit got real.

I think he's swinging from a rafter after thinking of all those melted Playstations!
 
So Cameron and Johnson and who ever else have cut short there holidays and gone to the worst hit places.
So fecking what , what are they going to do , help to clean up , give money to replace looted and burn belongings and houses, are they feck , they dont give a toss , more interested in looking like they are doing the right thing.

I find it interesting when they show images of them pointing at burnt out buildings, what are they saying!? "That one looks pretty bad." "That was pretty bad yeah, not as bad as those ones over there, though." "No? I'd have thought that one was worse." "Nah that one has more structural damage, we're going to have to knock that one down." "Ah, you live and learn, I'd never have guessed."
 
Well yes, they are scum. Many of them, anyway. I just think you have a way of turning this into something it's not, exaggerating it.

How am I exaggerating what the Metropolitan Police have described as one of the most difficult nights they have ever had, the same backed up by the London Fire Brigade?
 
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It's more that my man-bag is so large that I can't speak to girls. If only I had a satchel, eh?

I can't be gayed over alastair.
 
You know evesham? In a village a few miles from there.

You are not a million miles from me, I recall a good five years ago now one of my friends who lived in Worcestershire called the police to his house for whatever reason, he asked how many officers were on call across the county that night - the answer was 6.
 
So Cameron and Johnson and who ever else have cut short there holidays and gone to the worst hit places.
So fecking what , what are they going to do , help to clean up , give money to replace looted and burn belongings and houses, are they feck , they dont give a toss , more interested in looking like they are doing the right thing.

Technically, yes...



...I didn't see him clean up anything mind..And he lost the broom as soon as conveniently possible...He certainly wasn't there when I was let in, and I was in the first vanguard to people.
 
Given that these riots started in Tottenham, I think its only fair that the FA punish them, so the rest of us can get on with the football.

Fine Spurs heavily and cancel Modric's contract. That is all.
 
So Cameron and Johnson and who ever else have cut short there holidays and gone to the worst hit places.
So fecking what , what are they going to do , help to clean up , give money to replace looted and burn belongings and houses, are they feck , they dont give a toss , more interested in looking like they are doing the right thing.

I know. I guess they have to be seen to do the right thing, but its hardly as though the rioters and looters are going to be saying "Shit lads, Cameron is back, we better cut it out"
 
People of London call it 'a disgrace'.
People of Birmingham call it 'an abomination.'
People of Liverpool call it 'a Monday'.
 
Given that these riots started in Tottenham, I think its only fair that the FA punish them, so the rest of us can get on with the football.

Fine Spurs heavily and cancel Modric's contract. That is all.

Their ticket office and club shop got smashed up.
 
Birmingham police earlier tweeted it's unlikely anybody will be charged with terrorism offences. Burning buildings, assaulting people, causing chaos, creating fear and tension in local communities and theft - sounds like terrorism to me.
 
These guys love fires so much its time to break out the flame throwers. Nothing smells like victory like burned chav flesh.
 
These guys love fires so much its time to break out the flame throwers. Nothing smells like victory like burned chav flesh.

What's orange and looks good on chavs?

Fire
 
You are not a million miles from me, I recall a good five years ago now one of my friends who lived in Worcestershire called the police to his house for whatever reason, he asked how many officers were on call across the county that night - the answer was 6.

:lol: Doesn't surprise me, when i was a kid they used to have a copper that patrolled around the village. He was also my football coach at the local primary school, good times, PC Baldwin was his name.

The noises in the domestic foul trust have quieted down, looks like one of the peacocks was just getting a bit larey.
 
Majority of the rioters in Manc City Centre and Salford Precinct are white. Can we blame Irish immigration?

Scallies have taken over the nation.
 
I'm just waiting for Sky or the BBC to stoop to the level of asking the likes of Dappy or Imogen Thomas for their opinion. It's only a matter of time.
 
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Kicking off in town now Spoony...I'm not impressed at this, many I know aren't either. Think faces will be recognised and that's bad for them.

Pride in Manchester and proud of this city, the chavs can feck right off.

Up to 70 kids in town. You'd think we'd be able to handle what is effectively a mob the size of two secondary school classes.