Aston Villa Vs Manchester United

I know Lindegaard says he isn't here to pick his nose, but he should probably start doing it anyway to prevent falling asleep.
 
Will today be the day we finally get more than 1 goal in a PL game since before the City match?
 
What the feck is this shit? Some bint analysing players' autographs and making a personality analysis on the players based on them?

Regarding Rio: "The number 5 that he put in a circle reminds us of a dollar sign. This shows that he is interested in money and possibly has a good business sense".

a) You know all that already
b) Five is his fecking shirt number you daft bint.
 
Not to many shit passes and finished. Not good enough. It's one thing to play badly but you just can't go directly to very good game where people have nothing to complain about. Their poor brains will explode.

Very good game. Carrick with another good game. Nice game from Valencia as well. Young eager to do as well as possible.
 
Gotta feel sorry for Villa. Thanks to man fecking city buying Barry and Milner, they have fallen apart since.
 
Very good performance so far. Carrick and Phil "Jesus" Jones have bossed the midfield.
 
Carrick's done well considering he's suspended.
 
Taking Hernandez off means we've kind of reverted to a 4-6-0/4-4-2 with Rooney and Nani able to drop deep and I don't think Dunne and Collins are comfortable with that at all.
 
Excellent so far. Think we should try and keep the ball on the ground a bit more in the 2nd half though as we're causing them real problems with our attackers ability on the ball.
 
Very good performance so far. Carrick and Phil "Jesus" Jones have bossed the midfield.

Jesus Jones was a really shitty band once upon a time.
 
Did he really just suggest Given being emotional about Speedo played a part in his hamstring injury?
 
Totally in control of this game. Disappointed we havnt got the 2 goal lead we deserve. Bit too much hoof ball at times my only complaint

Sums it up perfectly really.
 
Need to make domination result in some better chances. Think Nani has been quite a handful for Villa.
 
Our passing has been very good and crisp again which is good to see. Now we just need to improve in the final third.