Newcastle United vs. Manchester United

There was no technique in that free-kick there. Just wildly smashed into the wall. That was the best we could've hoped for from it.
 
fecking hell Rooney, great chance.
 
What the feck was Rooney doing there?
 
Great pass from Giggs.
 
Newcastle fecking loves fouling players after the ball has been played.

Poor from Rooney. Should've scored there.
 
we've done well to keep toon at bay for frantic first 20 mins and now starting to assert ourselves.
 
What's up with Rooney tonight? He hasn't been seeing too much action lately, so I expected him to be sharper than ever. He hasn't looked like himself tonight, though.
 
What's up with Rooney tonight? He hasn't been seeing too much action lately, so I expected him to be sharper than ever. He hasn't looked like himself tonight, though.

Trying abit too hard by the looks of it. Needs to relax abit.
 
Rooney just cut out a near jizzworthy pass from Carrick to Park.

Midfield has started decently though.
 
I hear the commentators make some asinine statement about the game and then it gets parroted in here.
 
Rooney still hungover from outing that kept him out against Blackburn? Rooney's head in sunny Spain with The Special One? Rooney tired from night with another old woman?

Let the headlines begin!
 
Looks like a penalty at first look. I'll see a replay in a minute though.
 
feck off Ray Wilkins you absolute shitc**t feckwit.

fecking hell this man is pissing me off tonight