Manchester City vs. Manchester United

I'm stuck with Alan fecking Green at the moment - can anyone help me find an alternative?

Actually I'm considering eating my own eyeballs out rather than sitting here listening to Savage and Green any longer

Repost I know but I'm fecking desperate now
 
This is nerve wrecking
 
Did quinn just say rooney kicked kompany?

He's right, he wasn't saying it was a foul by Rooney or anything but it was a pretty soft challenege for a yellow and he just looked to block the ball and Rooney kicked his foot as a result. No biggie and I'm glad he got a yellow for it.
 
We can't just sit back and wait for the final whistle or a counter-attack, one mistake and we're fu**ed
 
Park's clearly been given a job to do on Toure.
 
Sod off, Diego.
 
Oh fecking hell - we're going to get a close up on Maradona every time something happens, aren't we?