Eden Hazard | "I am signing for Chelsea"

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Not sure where Hazard is at present but Geoff Shreeves has just been spotted outside Carrington

This is the end
 
About 1% of the shit posted on twitter and websites and whatever has actually been from Hazard or his agent or whomever, yet people seem to be taking it seriously and calling the lad an absolute attention whore.

In reality all he's done is say "I don't know what club" up until now, which is probably the fecking truth seeing as he has to chose between the worlds biggest club, the worlds richest club who just won the PL, and 200k a week at the club who just won the CL. The only real spastic shit has come from his agent, and agents are money grabbing wankers who will exploit the media all they can.

It's the whole saying "I made my mind up" on Twitter then not saying what his decision was that comes across as attention-seeking. Probably because it is.

Can't say I'm fussed myself. Most footballers seem like arseholes and we've had our share at United over the years. Still, Hazard's not coming out of this looking well at all.
 
I get a feeling this is going to be like that Guardian 'revelation' last year bigged up on twitter, sending the internet mental, to be revealed that Inter Milan was interested in Bale.
 
If the post-training announcement is correct it should be sometime between 17.30-18.15 UK time.
 
Not sure where Hazard is at present but Geoff Shreeves has just been spotted outside Carrington

This is the end

"Eden, congratulations on signing for <insert club here>, but what I want to know is, you do know you're a fecking attention seeking cnut don't you?"
 
Just got this from a Newbie. Of course take with a heavy pinch of salt.

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Eden hazard ‏@hazardedenI0
evening guys. I will join Manchester. look forward to new history with red devils.
 
If he does sign for Chelsea, I hope we sign Joey Barton and then strap him into that chair from clockwork orange and force him to watch endless images of Hazard fannying around until it's finally time for us to play them.
 
Just got this from a Newbie. Of course take with a heavy pinch of salt.

Eden hazard ‏@hazardedenI0
evening guys. I will join Manchester. look forward to new history with red devils.

It's fake, and the newbie is a fecking idiot.
 
It's the whole saying "I made my mind up" on Twitter then not saying what his decision was that comes across as attention-seeking. Probably because it is.

Can't say I'm fussed myself. Most footballers seem like arseholes and we've had our share at United over the years. Still, Hazard's not coming out of this looking well at all.

True the twitter thing today did him no real favours, but if he's doing that then I can only imagine the club he's signing for is encouraging it to build the hype up or whatever. Up until this point he's done nothing wrong.
 
Just got this from a Newbie. Of course take with a heavy pinch of salt.

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Eden hazard ‏@hazardedenI0
evening guys. I will join Manchester. look forward to new history with red devils.

Promote him. And demote Drifter for falling for that.
 
About 1% of the shit posted on twitter and websites and whatever has actually been from Hazard or his agent or whomever, yet people seem to be taking it seriously and calling the lad an absolute attention whore.

In reality all he's done is say "I don't know what club" up until now, which is probably the fecking truth seeing as he has to chose between the worlds biggest club, the worlds richest club who just won the PL, and 200k a week at the club who just won the CL. The only real spastic shit has come from his agent, and agents are money grabbing wankers who will exploit the media all they can.

I've said this numerous times.

He's said 3 things in two weeks. 3 Things.

It's the people that are calling him a media whore who are also fuelling the rumour mill and making it worthwhile for the journalists to keep spouting these rumours and making it look like he is inviting it.
 
About 1% of the shit posted on twitter and websites and whatever has actually been from Hazard or his agent or whomever, yet people seem to be taking it seriously and calling the lad an absolute attention whore.

In reality all he's done is say "I don't know what club" up until now, which is probably the fecking truth seeing as he has to chose between the worlds biggest club, the worlds richest club who just won the PL, and 200k a week at the club who just won the CL. The only real spastic shit has come from his agent, and agents are money grabbing wankers who will exploit the media all they can.

I'd even say he's agents 'behaved' well enough. He said the negotiations are done etc. But yeah, I've also noted in another post that people are calling him an attention whore when he's done nowt different than say Sneijder did last year. The only thing he has done is answer journo questions and today saying he's made up his mind. I don't see what the fuss is about.
 
Agreed - Kawaga would be a very exciting signing and a central midfielder would be a blessing direct from God himself; but signing Hazard would mean so much more somehow.

Kagawa and M'Villa would be a great Summer. In fact M'Villa is the one I've been rooting for for months yet we don't seem to be in for him :(

We don't need a fecking winger. Hazard would be adding quality, which I'm fine with, but I'd rather we spent 40M on more necessary targets.
 
About 1% of the shit posted on twitter and websites and whatever has actually been from Hazard or his agent or whomever, yet people seem to be taking it seriously and calling the lad an absolute attention whore.

In reality all he's done is say "I don't know what club" up until now, which is probably the fecking truth seeing as he has to chose between the worlds biggest club, the worlds richest club who just won the PL, and 200k a week at the club who just won the CL. The only real spastic shit has come from his agent, and agents are money grabbing wankers who will exploit the media all they can.
"good afternoon guys. i made up my mind. see you later. thanks" = attention whoring, plain and simple. Announce it when you announce it.

Edit: I forgot that we have a hundred posts per minutes in this thread, no use replying to a ten minutes old post.
 
It's the whole saying "I made my mind up" on Twitter then not saying what his decision was that comes across as attention-seeking. Probably because it is.

Can't say I'm fussed myself. Most footballers seem like arseholes and we've had our share at United over the years. Still, Hazard's not coming out of this looking well at all.

But he's been called this for the past week. So it can't be that. And he's right in not announcing the club on twitter. He's just informed his fans that a decision has been made.
 
"good afternoon guys. i made up my mind. see you later. thanks" = attention whoring, plain and simple. Announce it when you announce it.

Yeah, how dare he give all his twitter followers an update on the situation!
 
If he does sign for Chelsea, I hope we sign Joey Barton and then strap him into that chair from clockwork orange and force him to watch endless images of Hazard fannying around until it's finally time for us to play them.

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I guess there could be the fact that nothing is set in stone official yet so he hasn't announced the name of the club?

Assuming that reports he was in London were accurate, and he really did go sign the papers with chelski, then it might make sense for him to announce it in person after his training.

Although of course, im highly sceptical as to whether he actually WILL reveal his decision after this training. I get the feeling this might drag on for a while longer and the papers/media are just milking it.
 
Wouldn't mind on missing out on Hazard if it means we actually get a CM instead.
 
I suspect Hazard is just a smokescreen for our real transfer target. You have to admit, he's played his part perfectly.
 
We have a fully functioning office in London BTW. Im sure that has already been pointed out.

Just saying like.
 
200th page.

Doubt there'll be an announcement at 5pm. Resigned to him going to Chelsea though.
 
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