Eden Hazard | "I am signing for Chelsea"

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Looks like Hazard managed to do something none of us thought was possible : boring the transfer muppets to submission (ie logging off)
 
first post in this thread. Managed to avoid it so far, but suspense is killing me.

Is this Hazard fella actually any use then?
 
Less than 3000 people on Redcafe, traffic dying down

Looks like Hazard managed to do something none of us thought was possible : boring the transfer muppets to submission (ie logging off)

I'm still here, I'm always here.
 
I saw it man, good stuff. It had just enough turns to make you read it twice. Apparently Saliph applaudes you anyway.

Always good to get some applauds, makes me feel all warm inside.

Anyway, the point is that I'm as much in the know as the lunatics on Twitter. Anybody can come up with some stupid story about transfers. We should know by now that nothing is official until it's been confirmed by the clubs or player involved. It's funny reading over this thread (and just transfer threads in general), people take all kinds of stuff as gospel and it always bites them in the behind. All will be revealed in due time, if Hazard joins United? Great. If not? Somebody else will emerge.
 
The waiting isn't bad, it's the continuous special reports on "Euro Star Joe Cole" that make you want to kill yourself.
 
Glad I decided to watch Game of Thrones rather than follow this thread all hour.
 
Right i'm off to play footy, hope this is over by time I get home.
 
Well I've just got in from work and came straight to the Cafe to see the good/bad news and there's nothing yet ? Jesus I've done next to feck all this afternoon thinking about this.
 
United got in touch with him and told him to wind his neck in of he is serious about joining us.
Source: pexbo@redcafe.
 
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United got in touch with him and told him to wind his neck in of he is serious about joining us.
Source: pexbo@redcafe.

Forgot to cite Sources, or a "friend"
 
Always good to get some applauds, makes me feel all warm inside.

Anyway, the point is that I'm as much in the know as the lunatics on Twitter. Anybody can come up with some stupid story about transfers. We should know by now that nothing is official until it's been confirmed by the clubs or player involved. It's funny reading over this thread (and just transfer threads in general), people take all kinds of stuff as gospel and it always bites them in the behind. All will be revealed in due time, if Hazard joins United? Great. If not? Somebody else will emerge.

Exactly. People won't even care once we make a signing.
 
Question is ... Will we get to 300 pages of hyperbole before it's announced.

He did say he would announce after the England Belgium game and nothing official from his camp that has contradicted that.

In many ways, it was better during the days of just teletext!
 
This sites traffic - 27% Muppets, 48% Gif fans checking out Ollys newest work......34% Bots 8% legit posters.

I did the maths.

 
Ok who is going to do the 'Hazard signs!' thread?

Hectic will ban whoever dares.
Team muppet will assemble, hunt them down and destroy them.


It's just not worth it.
 
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