In what world is that girl 'average'?
Phil Jones
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Anyone with money shouldn't be dating (or shagging) unattractive women. Jones can do much better than her. But if he legitimately, likes her then fair play to him.
In the world of highly paid footballers.
She's been downgraded from average to unattractive now I see!
So we're slagging cleverley for dating glamour models/celeb wannabes off the telly and also slagging phil jones for dating the girl next door type?
Not everyone can date supermodels like these caftards do
Why bring Cleverely into this? "We" are talking about Jones.
So now she's unnattractive?
I'd love to see what you look like, mate.
I suppose perceptions of what constitutes an attractive woman would vary based on a number of factors. Its no surprise that Footballers, because of their wealth, date the most attractive women. Conversely, people who are out of shape and/or don't earn the type of incomes that footballers do, don't have such a luxury. Jones may well like this girl, in which case my point would be invalid - but in fairness, she's not likely to win any "best looking wags" contests.
Federer's wife is unattractive, too. Fair play to him though. Obviously, she must have other qualities.
Exactly.proved by the girlfriends of the likes of mesut 'bug eye' ozil and Luke Chadwick.
Should never have fit wags but something gets them the girl.
The power of make-up. She's not average, she's below average.
Admin Note: Spoiler that shit next time.
Admin Note: Spoiler that shit next time.
She's not my type. She's clearly not "unattractive" though. Her friend however.... 
She's not my type. She's clearly not "unattractive" though. Her friend however....
She's sufficiently underwhelming to where I had to spoiler Umek's pics. Let's face it, if most of us passed them on a street, few would consider either of them worthy of a second glance.
If this "average looking girl" (by the high caftards standards) is making Jones happy, it's all that should matter to the fans.
Agreed.
She's not a bad-looking girl. Seems to have a tidy body. Not hard to see what he sees in her, irrespective of her personality (which I'd like to think matters, at least a bit).
Incorrect. We were slagging off Cleverley for having above 2% body fat. We're slagging off Jones because he has a mortal girlfriend which may distract him from going about his godlike duties.
I think from now on, footballers who play for manchester utd should have to sign up to redcafe, and post pictures of there prospected girlfriends. We then have to decide wether they are fit enough to be deemed a WAG.
Clearly our phil has been failed by the blackburn fans on this one.
Clearly our phil has been failed by the blackburn fans on this one.
The picture of her with her phone indeed needs to be spoilered.
Just shows the power of makeup; she looks quite good with it. Not spectacular; but without it........ ;/
Just shows the power of makeup; she looks quite good with it. Not spectacular; but without it........ ;/
I'm lead to believe that Kagawa is dating porn star, so I guess your system might be quite popular.
I have no interest in who the players are dating or getting married to and no fans should have.
The only thing we can do is ,drool if she is hot or comment if she is not.
Phil's girl is below average and its a fact.Its Phil's choice and must be right for him. So can just comment about her that's it.
And before someone makes a comment about"caftards date supermodels only" (which I often post), she is well below average.
The only thing we can do is ,drool if she is hot or comment if she is not.
Phil's girl is below average and its a fact.Its Phil's choice and must be right for him. So can just comment about her that's it.
And before someone makes a comment about"caftards date supermodels only" (which I often post), she is well below average.
Correct. It's Jones' choice and his life. I actually think it's refreshing not all footballers go for the supermodel type. A good example is Nuno Gomes. He was married to a not so attractive woman, but I think it shows a person's personality is more important than looks. I usually don't really care about wags and I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I find it weird when people are claiming a girl is superhot :insert drool: and pass it off as a fact when in reality she's average.
Robinho's missus is the best
I think she looks alright, but whatever we think, she has to put up with Phil Jones's sex face.
Think about that. Phil Jones's sex face...
Just awful.
Think about that. Phil Jones's sex face...
Just awful.
I agree. However don't forget that one of the so called sexiest footballers on earth is married to a girl whose beauty comes third to her singing talent and beautiful character (Posh Spice)
This thread is useless, without Jones' sex face, or constipated face.
Not if she likes it from behind
Er...try talking about football. You bunch of raving heat magazine reading twunts.
Who cares what his fecking missus looks like?
Or post such bollocks in a thread in some forum no cnut reads.
Looking forward to seeing Phil more next season.
Who cares what his fecking missus looks like?
Or post such bollocks in a thread in some forum no cnut reads.
Looking forward to seeing Phil more next season.
you've got a valid point.
In what position?
Missionary.
He can probably fin in well at the back!In what position?
She's more attractive than Ashley Young's girlfriend at least.
I think she's a good looking girl
Ah, the close season. This discussion reminds me of that Peter Crouch interview..
"What would you be if you weren't a footballer, Peter?"
"Single."
"What would you be if you weren't a footballer, Peter?"
"Single."
He said "A virgin"
Correct. Funnier still.
He actually 'a virgin' didnt he?