Badunk
Shares his caf joinday with Dante
We've asked for this. It smacks of "we've won the league already, let's just fart about tonight, it's only West Ham".
Please can Nani just come on now for Val?
Oh dear Rooney.
Hope clev comes on. Wait, is he on the bench?
fecking elvis, I missed the opening 15 minutes you turd
time to sell rooney hes done feck all
Am I the only one who can't understand why Vidic isn't marking Andy Carroll?
We need to settle down.