Manchester United vs. Chelsea

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Finished the half as the better side.

Would be doing my nut if i was a Chelsea supporter, they look less arsed than us.
 
Tyler: Been like kissing your sister

Eh?

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Quite happy with that half. Solid at the back and Anderson and Cleverley have looked good in midfield. Only wish for the match is that somehow Valencia gets subbed off but other than that it's been a good half. Rooney/Hernandez/Kagawa on should be enough to get us the win.
 
Chelsea's energy has been shocking. They don't look arsed at all.
 
It's actually something said in the US, mostly for American Football.

Still, strange as feck to hear coming from Tyler :lol:
 
Chelsea's energy has been shocking. They don't look arsed at all.

I don't think it's shocking they're playing every three days and have been all season. Not that I feel sorry for them but its understandable imo.
 
Not a very exciting half. Chelsea had the better chances but we ended the half on top.

Get Valencia off. At this point Smalling would do a better job on the right flank, probably. Either Rooney or Kagawa can replace him.
 
Chelsea have played 12 games in 37 days and play two more on Wednesday and Saturday so it's not that surprising to see them looking tired.
 
This game has been like poking your mothers eyeballs by standards of this fixture in the past

This game has been like getting caught masturbating by your aunty by standards of this fixture in the past

This game has been like having sex with a cactus by standards of this fixture in the past
 
Tyler is so dull I dont know why he is so raved as a commentator. Never liked him.
 
Not a very exciting half. Chelsea had the better chances but we ended the half on top.

Get Valencia off. At this point Smalling would do a better job on the right flank, probably. Either Rooney or Kagawa can replace him.

Pretty much anyone in the squad would do a better job on the right wing than Valencia and yet Valencia will start and finish the next 2 games as well. Where is Nani? Injured?
 
Relevated said:
This game has been like having sex with a cactus...

:lol:
 
I can only really see the second half being like getting a hand job off your Dad TBH.
 
Pretty much anyone in the squad would do a better job on the right wing than Valencia and yet Valencia will start and finish the next 2 games as well. Where is Nani? Injured?

If I was nani I'd be long gone by now. He must really love united because there is no reason to be here, he'd be a starter at pretty much any other top team and be more appreciated.
 
Valencia is an abomination. Please get him off the pitch.
 
Dunno what to say about that half. A bit of a non-event. Our noticeable tendency to back off every Chelsea player in and around the 18 yard box however could lead to a long shot nestling in the top of Lindegaard's net at some stage in the second half especially with Lampard keen to get Tamlin's record. Need to do more.
 
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