Manchester United v Sevilla FC - Rio's Testimonial

Watch us stuff Wigan and then everything in the garden will be rosy. Except it isn't. Really we need to see how we start the season, but that might be too late.
 
I'm sure Buttner's a nice fella and that, but when it comes to football he's fecking pony.
 
No sense we'll get back in this is there?
 
Apparently fans at OT boo when United are behind at half-time. Thanks for the insight, Owen.
 
We don't boo our own players, Hargreaves you fecking Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime!
 
I'd take Niall Quinn and Andy Townsend over Hargreaves as commentator. God he's awful
 
I hope that Moyes is really watching Kongodbia. For 8-9 millions this will be an awesome signing. He's exactly what we need.
 
oh and you have never made a typo.....fair enough

I never said that, please point out to me where exactly I said I never made a typo. Anyway, Im done with this little arguing, Im intentionally winding you up because of your dumbass 5th place comment.

Back to this game, its not looking too good, bring on Zaha for the lols
 
Am I the only one confused as to what this match actually is? It's really been treated like a non-event preseason friendly so far... not all at what I would expect for a Rio Testimonial.

Neville's testimonial was much funner... and from all Rio's tweets/promotion I expected this one to be a much bigger event than just a normal preseason game.
 
Januzaj needs to be involved in the build up.
 
It's like listening to your grandfather reading last week's back pages to a drunk.
 
Tony V should have had a crack instead of playing it back across goal.
 
I've seen Bebe have better performances for us than Kagawa this evening.
 
Am I the only one confused as to what this match actually is? It's really been treated like a non-event preseason friendly so far... not all at what I would expect for a Rio Testimonial.

Neville's testimonial was much funner... and from all Rio's tweets/promotion I expected this one to be a much bigger event than just a normal preseason game.

I was expecting some former players to turn up. What was his half time surprise?