125k per week? Does this mean that he's the third most paid player in the club (after Rooney and RVP)?
Marouane Fellaini | 2013/14 Performances
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Scourned Scouser Natalie Rooney has revealed love rat Marouane Fellaini's embarassing bedroom tactics.
The blonde babe, cousin of Manchester United star Wayne said she first met afro man Fellaini when they were introduced last month by Everton youth player Jose Baxter.
Fellaini was said to be instantly smitten when he saw a pic of Nat's goregous figure and 32G boobs on Baxter's phone and began texting her instantly.
And it wasn't long before the Everton star, who has been dating long term love Laura Binet, romanced Nat, 19..... by asking her to get her bum out.
The Everton star even dropped his own trousers on their first date. "He kept saying, 'Don't be shy - I will show you mine," complained Nat.
Natalie told the News of the World: "It was so exciting dating my favourite player, but he was only interested in one thing - sex.
"But the sneak didn't tell me he had a girlfriend back in Belgium.
"Had I known I wouldn't have gone near him. Then he had the cheek to dump ME!"
"He would text me in broken English, he wrote: "Com please me only my family no hier Please for me babe."
She agreed to go to his plush flat by Liverpool's Princess Dock.
Nat said: "I thought he looked like Screech the geek from Saved By The Bell, so was a bit 'whatever' about it.
But Fellaini's chat up lines didn't get any smoother and asked the buxom babe if he could see her rear.
"He was trying to say he had seen my bum in a photo and asked if he could see it in real life." said Nat.
"I told him 'no way'. Then he dropped his trousers and mooned right at me. He did have a lovely bum and I slapped it - but still refused to show him mine!"
"He asked to see my boobs, and I love getting them out so I showed him. He said, 'Big, very big!'"
And next week they'll be even BIGGER when Nat flies out to Mills & Mills clinic on the Costa del Sol for a second £3,500 bra-busting op taking her up to a 32JJ.
Forgot how hilarious it was.
"big. very big". Jeez.
You honestly couldn't make that up.
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Manyak in arabic?
Means maniac in Turkish.
Think Kraftwerker's stats are from 11/12.
The link didn't open for me.
You honestly couldn't make that up.
Its hilarious, what a mentality she has though "how dare he ask to see my ass like im some kind of cheap tramp, tits? Out? Yeah sure, here you go!!"
I think in Turkish and in Arabic it means the same.
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I thought it might've been that too but it still doesn't correspond with Opta's stats on WhoScored. That season he made 99 tackles but there was still the likes of Allen, Dembele, Parker and others ahead of him.
"I fink he's repulsive-looking but I showed him my boobs anyway. He said 'Is big BIIIIG boobs!' and I blushed 'cos I'm shy like that."
He is a much better player that he is given credit for? thats not very appropriate
in his stupid scouse mind I bet he thinks it's very nice.
Lets be honest, for confirmation of Fellaini's opinion, she probably popped them out mid interview.
Isn't it tackles won rather than made?
So, will the fact that we actually paid his release clause be going in the thread title by any chance?
Chabon you're slightly twisting it aren't you? We didn't pay his release clause because it had expired. According to the information, we paid the same price of his expired release clause. We relied on the fact we knew he wanted to join. Is it the best ethics? Who knows. Maybe we had a gentlemans agreement as some said, to not take advantage of the clause but irrespective we've got ourselves a good player. That's the main thing.
We don't know for sure but Young is always claimed to be above that figure as our 3rd most paid player. Then again we are not sure what any of our players really earn so it is a lot of different figures floating around.
Sadly this is probably the only statistic in this thread about Fellaini which is accurate.
Also false. For example Schneiderlin made 146. Lucas made 123 and only started 24 games. Lots of people made more tackles
http://www.whoscored.com/Regions/25...erStatistics/England-Premier-League-2012-2013
Am very enamoured that he forfeited his bonuses at Everton by handing in a transfer request so he could help force this transfer over the line. Likewise, he is going to quickly become very famous for his crunching tackles and for taking no prisoners. Im sure he'll also score a last minute winner every once in a while. I have a feeling that he is going to become a real cult hero at our club.
I bought a new team jersey from the megastore before the Chelsea game. First one I have had since 1999. I left the back blank as I think its abit naff to have a player name on the back. But as soon as they announce his jersey number, Im putting it and his name on the back!
Marouane Fellaini, welcome to Manchester United!
I bought a new team jersey from the megastore before the Chelsea game. First one I have had since 1999. I left the back blank as I think its abit naff to have a player name on the back. But as soon as they announce his jersey number, Im putting it and his name on the back!
Marouane Fellaini, welcome to Manchester United!
It's 31, sammsky. ;
Thanks! Going to drop it off at the shops tomorrow then!
The finance department may not appreciate the fee and the supporters the late manner of the signing, however i think we'll all be glad for presence in the squad footballing wise. Our midfield has been too easily intimidated for long enough, if Fellaini can help nullify that weakness it will be much needed progress.
I realise that i am not saying anything original whatsoever lol. just posting out there as a point of record if you like.
And if we'd bought him from a club besides the one that our new manager had just left, well some perceptions might be a bit different too.
Maybe we choose to sit him out of the Palace match but he's got a place in the derby hopefully.
I realise that i am not saying anything original whatsoever lol. just posting out there as a point of record if you like.
And if we'd bought him from a club besides the one that our new manager had just left, well some perceptions might be a bit different too.
Maybe we choose to sit him out of the Palace match but he's got a place in the derby hopefully.
Okay if we actually did pay the 23.5 then that's a bit more reasonable.
Most turnovers per game in the league
Most fouls per game in the league
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Most turnovers per game in the league
Most fouls per game in the league
Uh oh.
Most turnovers per game in the league
Most fouls per game in the league
According to? Fouls will be great in dangerous areas. No problem with that at all. Having a crack at wining the ball is better than ghosting players in while standing next to them.
edit: 'Fouls will be great.' Sounds a bit stupid
.For some reason for me it always just points to a default table of players that says nothing when people post links to whoscored. Plus i've been getting fecked over with wrong stats lately but fair enough.
Interestingly enough is how high Morgan Schneiderlin is on those tables. I am surprised he didn't move to a top four club. He's probably on good money at the Saints though.
Most turnovers per game in the league
Most fouls per game in the league
EPL career
Number of fouls led to free kicks - 390
Number of free kicks per match - 2.75
Number of fouls led to penalties - 2
Number of penalties per match - 0.01
Cards that were yellow - 97%
Number of yellow cards per match - 0.25
Cards that were red - 3%
Number of red cards per match - 0.01
Wtf are turnovers?
Basketball terms = Giving the ball away
Can fouls lead to substitutions?
Apparently he voluntarily took a 4m paycut from his wages to join United when Everton and us were still haggling over the fee a couple of hours before deadline
The fact that he waived his bonus at the eleventh hour doesn't make the club waiting until his release clause had expired then trying to lowball Everton any better. Seems to me Moyes always wanted Fellaini whether he got another CM or not. There is no reason he shouldn't have been in at the beginning of the window and had a full preseason with us, but instead this one ran down to the wire in the last few minutes on deadline day because we wanted to penny pinch, and as a result very nearly got fleeced. Its not clever at all.
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