Ubik
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Get the feck in. Didn't think this was possible last week, unreal signing.
Don't be taking me too seriously six pWe change our system to fit him. He's that good. And besides which I don't think you can call the way we've been playing a 'system'.
There can be only Juan.
He's just one big WUMMoyes and Mourinho agreed to start negotiations over a glass of red wine after our last match against Chelsea. Well done Moyes, you really have some balls.
Btw, did anyone see Mourinho at the presser when he said that Wenger is always complaining and it's in his nature? I like Mourinho![]()
Yep we should've signed him in mid-October.Great signing.
Think it's a tad too late to save our season, mind.
Any gifs posted apart from the likes of the sort that Olston do will be deleted and the poster threadbanned for a day.
Robot in showing no emotion shocker.Any gifs posted apart from the likes of the sort that Olston do will be deleted and the poster threadbanned for a day.
whats with the crackdown on gifs?
whats with the crackdown on gifs?
Great signing.
Think it's a tad too late to save our season, mind.
My father phoned me at 9.10pm as I was in Tesco to tell me about the signing.
He's like a child.
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Aye, our only chance of coming close is 16 wins on the trot to get 85 points, I don't see that happening.At this stage, if he helps us finish in the top four, that probably would count as him saving our season. In terms of everything else, it's too late.
Your name first name is Vato, you lying bastard.That's it, this makes me fully support United in England! You've signed a fellow Asturiano that came through the ranks of Madrid and one who shares the same first name as me nonetheless!
I hope he does great for you guys and helps you secure that important 4th spot.
Congrats!
My father phoned me at 9.10pm as I was in Tesco to tell me about the signing.
He's like a child.
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Sign him up! Probably better than a fair deal of posters....Your father rocks.
We probably need 13 wins to get 4th. Very, very tough ask unfortunately.Aye, our only chance of coming close is 16 wins on the trot to get 85 points, I don't see that happening.
Probably wouldn't be enough anyway!
They've not really been allowed for a long while. A lot of the time they're pointless and don't really add anything - like the Banderas gif, and aren't exactly great for mobile users viewing the caf.
Like I said though, the Olston specials/those Mata poster photoshops are mostly fine, it's the likes of this I wouldn't like to see, because it's shite.
Absolutely. This is going to be a hard season to get anything, no better team to pull off a miracle than United though!We probably need 13 wins to get 4th. Very, very tough ask unfortunately.
Your father rocks.
Damn it, your 'aul fella is a proper lad. Proper.
I was browsing the magazine section with a six-pack of Corona in hand, passing time before heading to the check-out and the phone rings.
"NAHEALAI????!!!"
"Yes, Da?"
Old man starts singing "You're the One (Juan) That I Want" down the phone to me and finished the phone call.
This man is 51-years-old in a few months time.
Sign him up! Probably better than a fair deal of posters....
At the very least, it's a statement of intent. Hopefully a "We done feckin' around, bitchz, we done!" statement.I'm really wondering if this can lift the team as some were saying, I just hope people aren't expecting him to be some kind of Messiah now.
That can only lead to disappointment to be honest.
Nice!He actually browses this site occasionally , or at least has in the past. He uses computers a lot in his line of work and reads all the transfer rumours on his morning lunch. I reckon he'd be a great addition to the Newbies!![]()
Absolutely. This is going to be a hard season to get anything, no better team to pull off a miracle than United though!
Unless it goes to penos.
Damn it, your 'aul fella is a proper lad. Proper.![]()
If we get RvP and Rooney back, and kept healthy, and if Evra finds himself some form(hard to blame, ran into the dirt), I'd fear nothing. Young and Valencia remembering the footballers they were 2-3 years ago would also be a nice treat.If our best players are fit 13 wins is doable. Remember with a fit and healthy RVP we would definitely not be in this position
Hilarious.Yep we should've signed him in mid-October.
Top 4 was what I was talking about. My feeling is overtaking 3 teams with a significant gap on us is still very unlikely now, Mata or not.At this stage, if he helps us finish in the top four, that probably would count as him saving our season. In terms of everything else, it's too late.