Watching us is like seeing the replay of the same performances since the beginning of the season. Slow, ponderous, and clueless in the final third.
Here's our genius philosophy:
De Gea picks the ball, passes it to the nearest central defender, who then passes it to his partner, who passes it to either one of FB's, ball back from the FB's to the other defender, who then passes to the other FB, who gives the ball to the DM, the DM tippy-tappy's it to the other midfielder, pass it to Valencia, who then tries to beat his man and cannot, passes it back to one of the CM's, who then tries to pass it to the striker, who shimes, cannot get through and passes it to the wide player, a bunch of slow passes between the front players, to one of the wide players, cross, one of the many opposition defenders who have regained positon and maintained their shape due the slow nature of attack, clear the ball. Rinse and repeat.
That is our plan for the majority of the game.
In the middle of this, we get hit by opposition counter 5 or 6 times in the game where either De Gea has to pull a miraculous save, their shit striker shanks the shot, or we concede.
I have watched this on repeat mode for around 35 times this season.
I don't know what Van Gaal is doing with this team? Does anyone see this tactic working against one of the better teams?
What was the point of playing Fellaini in the game yesterday? What was his role?
Why was Di Maria taken off right after he created 2 or 3 of our best chances in the game?
Terrible football and baffling decisions game after game. What has improved?
And before anyone throws that we were the "better team" and "only if we finished our chances" bullshit.
We weren't the better team, we were the team with most possession as Newcastle allowed us to. They were set-up to play on the counter. It is easy for these teams to play against us due to the slow nature of our attack. We played the entire game at pedestrian speed in front of their defense.
They didn't get a penalty, De Gea had to make a super save to stop their attacker, Riviere had two chances from which he should have scored, De Gea had to make a brilliant save to prevent Cisse's header from going in, Cisse shanked a shot one on one with De Gea. They could have made us suffer "if they had taken their chances" too. The logic that "only if we would have taken our chances" doesn't wash. If we are considering it, then we have to take it in account for both teams.