RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition

[Irrational.]

The "They dared to dream (about winning the treble)" but then woke up, Edition.

The "They're all rentboys mate" edition

The "We qualified for Europe and got knocked out by a dodgy Bulgarian side on purpose so we could qualify again" edition.

 

[Mciahel Goodman]

Ingsgloryless bastards.

 

[SteveJ]

"They dared to dream"

From an Amazon review of the book itself:

Imagine if all you ever wanted was a carrot cake, and then, after 25 years without one, you see your most loyal friend walking towards your house smiling, carrying a carrot cake with your name on it. As he reaches your drive, he tumbles calamitously into a ditch. You rush out to find him writhing in agony amongst a cakey-muddy mess, a hungry raven pecking at his flesh. That is how we Liverpool fans feel about the 13/14 season (the raven is Tony Pulis, by the way).

 

[Amethyst]

Sgt. Rodgers' Phony Smarts Club Banned

RAWK Goes Into Meltdown: Kop Stops Knocking On 7th's Door (and finishes 8th)

 

[DJ Jeff]

RAWK Goes Into Meltdown: Kop Stops Knocking On 7th's Door (and finishes 8th)

Top quality

 

[SteveJ]

RAWK Goes Into Meltdown: Kop Stops Knocking On 7th's Door

Excellent.

 

[Mciahel Goodman]

RAWK Goes Into Meltdown: Kop Stops Knocking On 7th's Door (and finishes 8th)

That's irritatingly good

 

[gooDevil]

RAWK: 2015-16 "The Check Is In The Mail", Post Stampy Edition

 

[clarkydaz]

RAWK Goes Into Meltdown: Kop Stops Knocking On 7th's Door (and finishes 8th)

take a bow son

 

[clarkydaz]

There it is, isn't it, lads? Thursday nights around Europe are glorious again. Not Friday's failure of a sibling and no longer more insignificant than Wednesday-in-the-middle. The Reds are back and Europe is bouncing.

Strømsgodset, Shamrock Rovers, [URL='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S.P._La_Fiorita'][URL='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FK_Shk%C3%ABndija']Shkëndija, La Fiorita (feckin' 'ell, how exotic is that?). They all let out a collective whisper of "welcome back, Liverpool." Do you know what I say in response to that? "You're welcome."[/URL][/URL]

[URL='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S.P._La_Fiorita'][/URL]
[URL='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S.P._La_Fiorita']
Europe should be concerned. or;

• pensive
• wary
• apprehensive
• pertubed

[/URL]

 

[gooDevil]

RAWK Goes Into Meltdown: Kop Stops Knocking On 7th's Door (and finishes 8th)

Is this a prediction they'll finish 7th? Fits the lyrics well but I'm not sure what the numbers mean to Liverpool.

I certainly like the idea of working in a reference to 26 years without a title.

RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2015/16 - The "Untitled (For 26 Years)" Edition

 

[Kentonio]

Sgt. Rodgers' Phony Smarts Club Banned

 

[Ødegaard]

Back in Europe edition

 

[Ødegaard]

RAWK Goes Into Meltdown: Kop Stops Knocking On 7th's Door (and finishes 8th)

Actully this thing is so much better.
I think we have a winner.

 

[MDFC Manager]

RAWK Goes Into Meltdown: Kop Stops Knocking On 7th's Door (and finishes 8th)

brilliant

 

[Verminator]

The shower's golden anniversary edition.

 

[Sky1981]

And they go again .... again

 

[SteveJ]

If he weren't a manager or retired, Rafa'd probably be explaining zonal marking to the people next to him on the Kop during halftime.

*cries*

 

[Irrational.]

From an Amazon review of the book itself:

That's brilliant!

 

[::sonny::]

 

[Sparky_Hughes]

And there is nothing Id love more than for Phil Jones to launch a knee high two footed tackle on you you racist out of control sociopath.

 

[Fener1907]

His priority is silencing Old Trafford? We really must have gotten under his skin.

 

[TheGame]

Isn't it better if you draw Liverpool?? Oh wait

 

[Morpheus 7]

And there is nothing Id love more than for Phil Jones to launch a knee high two footed tackle on you you racist out of control sociopath.

Well said lad, were all thinking it.

 

[JamesB__]

That Suarez quote is probably as real as Scholes' quote about Liverpool/Ings.

 

[Pexbo]

 

[Sparky_Hughes]

Well said lad, were all thinking it.

Finally, someone who appreciates my psychopathic tendencies

 

[BigDunc9]

RAWK Goes into Meltdown - Thread not locked, unlike most of RAWKS.

 

[Mciahel Goodman]

My four favourite so far:

"The post Stampy edition"

Sgt. Rodgers' Phony Smarts Club Banned

Three envelopes, no stamps

RAWK Goes Into Meltdown: Kop Stops Knocking On 7th's Door (and finishes 8th)

 

[Brightonian]

RAWK Goes Into Meltdown: Insert Title Here

 

[Mr Pigeon]

RAWK Goes into Meltdown: Now with 150% more character.

 

[x42bn6]

Three envelopes, no stamps

This is the best one because it's short and simple.

 

[Amethyst]

RAWK Goes Into Meltdown: Insert Title Here

 

[Ronnie O'Sullivan]

Time to revive some classic Rawk threads for reading pleasure :

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=313633.0

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=313770.0

 

[Sparky_Hughes]

Rawk goes into Meltdown: Sponsored by Deludamol

 

[Badunk]

RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 26 Years Edition: It's a marathon not a sprint.

 

[Badunk]

RAWK Goes Into Meltdown: Channel 5 Edition



I really like the ones quoted above.

 

[Cooksen]

RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2015/16: Alternative League Table Thread.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

RAWK Goes Into Meltdown: Life After Slippy.

 

[Eric'sCollar]

Time to revive some classic Rawk threads for reading pleasure :

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=313633.0

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=313770.0

Thank you. Hugs.