"I went for a medical the other day. Doctor told me my red blood cell count was low. I told him of course it was. He said I should eat more red meat. I said "feck off you rag cnut" and left. Getting myself a new doctor after that."
Bluemoon goes into Meltdown
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"I went for a medical the other day. Doctor told me my red blood cell count was low. I told him of course it was. He said I should eat more red meat. I said "feck off you rag cnut" and left. Getting myself a new doctor after that."
that could be real! Complete with the 'jerk' rag! Their stories always seem to go like this! You should do a daily or weekly one Waltraute!"You just lost a sale!"
*walks out smugly*
As if one lost sale will bring the business to its knees and lead to the rag shop assistant losing their job.
*walks out smugly*
As if one lost sale will bring the business to its knees and lead to the rag shop assistant losing their job.
It's funny, because they say 'in London' or 'in new York' for example, and then have to follow it with 'it's where I live now, but I promise my mother gave birth to me in Maine Road and Goater was the midwife'.
Pathetic.
It's pathetic and stupid. Who's a 'better' fan: a Spurs (picking them as an example) fan who was born and raised an hour from the ground but only knows the name of some of the players and goes there once a season for a good day out or a guy in the Philippines who gets up at 5am to watch each and every match, has done so for ten years and dreams of attending a game? An extreme example but being born in another country (let alone city) hardly makes you a lesser fan, if such a thing even exists.
Media bias thread:
Whose gonna start the thread:
My City mate said
and we can all make up stories there, ya know, just for fun...
My City mate said
and we can all make up stories there, ya know, just for fun...
It wouldn't be realistic. I don't know a single soul who supports them.
They're going mental over this in the Star:
Apparently one of them knows who we are signing and for how much its in their United thread. Mane done deal in January 100% for 22m were his words Say this was true, with this type of information and power of knowledge surely you would use it to your advantage get a job or something, so what's he doing hanging around a nasty little bitter forum all day then? Bullshitting bellend springs to mind!
Say this was true, with this type of information and power of knowledge surely you would use it to your advantage get a job or something, so what's he doing hanging around a nasty little bitter forum all day then? Bullshitting bellend springs to mind!Spot onThey're going mental over this in the Star:
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/bluemoon-interview-daniel-taylor.400596/
Remember this? Bluemoon asking Daniel Taylor from The Guardian questions in the hope he'd fess up that there's a media conspiracy against City. Then Bluemoon getting annoyed when he didn't give them the answers they wanted to hear.
Yeah I've read that, good interview.
tbf, with Sterling being an England darling, I'm surprised they didn't make more of his hat trick in the context of the Euros.
Also, Shiekh and Vac
tbf, with Sterling being an England darling, I'm surprised they didn't make more of his hat trick in the context of the Euros.
Also, Shiekh and Vac
Very informative post this one.
1. If it's the Chumps Comp, why do they fail in it?
2. There's no bias, they're just not as good to discuss as more popular and better supported sides.
3. Do they really boo the UEFA music?
They're going mental over this in the Star:
Rather blunt but correct.
When will they learn that no matter how much fake/bought success they have, their club will still mean nothing?
Bit casually racist, but entertaining nonetheless.They're going mental over this in the Star:
We've got brighter and higher definition advertising hoardings though. That was a weirdly proud PLC announcement.
Great interview. Talk about not letting it lie! Two questions on media bias, a normal one on twitter, then back on the paranoia. Taylor answers really well with intelligence, grace and humour.
I haven't met a lot of city fans but I hope the idiots over at that forum aren't representative of the fanbase.
Was Ronetta that bluemoon tosser that keeps quoting every single redcafe post?
Took me an hour, couldn't decide between this thread and the RAWK one - hope the mods don't mind I enriched both threads 
Took me an hour, couldn't decide between this thread and the RAWK one - hope the mods don't mind I enriched both threads
Took me an hour, couldn't decide between this thread and the RAWK one - hope the mods don't mind I enriched both threads
PoP!
They're going mental over this in the Star:
feck off rag.
More like Rag's Yer Game.
Not Bluemoon but here's a closer look at those head tatoos:
almost on a par with this Leeds guy:
almost on a par with this Leeds guy:
They're going mental over this in the Star:
Whats the deal with the blue ketchup??.. Is it for real?
Took me an hour, couldn't decide between this thread and the RAWK one - hope the mods don't mind I enriched both threads
We need to see if the admins can make that appear at the end of every post.
Because having ANYTHING red is clearly seen as a gesture of United. Absolutely mental that.Whats the deal with the blue ketchup??.. Is it for real?
Oh yes. Very true.Whats the deal with the blue ketchup??.. Is it for real?
Good luck finding a decent blue wine, you sad petty twats. Mind you, i won't eat a Penguin in a blue wrapper.
The imaginary Manc/rag mates have been shelved, it's now all about who can make up the best story of encounters with imaginary rag shop assistants!
I read on and it was followed by this weird one
The key one's biggest flaw is the amount of time it apparently takes in his universe to cut a couple of keys. They would have been pretty much ready by the time the conversation ended, so what was he going to do? Take a step outside, pause for one second, and go back to collect them?
Actually, I'm wrong, the biggest flaw with all of them is they're all complete bullshit.
The shop assistant stories are truly riveting.
"Told him I was from Manchester and he goes; 'I thought so"
Probably escapes him that Stratford isn't in London as well. The classless, clueless cnut.
From Wiki
Stratford is a town and district in east London, England, in the London Borough of Newham. It is in West Ham and located 6 miles (9.7 km) east northeast of Charing Cross
BlueMoon said:
Bloody hell, it's the Rag Terminator.
Very false. I can categorically confirm all ketchup served at the Etihad inside and outside the stadium is red.
It is London, 2012 Olympic Games were there.