Cristiano Ronaldo - Performances (wums will be thread banned)

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Super Viva goes ballistic. Wolfsburg have been atrocious.

Swoon. :drool:
 
Doesn't turn up in big games though.

Just the 10 CL goals in 4 games and 20 mins at the Bernabeu this season.
 
He's so over the top; he's just so thick he hasn't realized it yet. Alternatively, he's just that good, and people who argue that when he wins the match against Barcelona, it was no longer important because to this or that, or that Wolfsburg could never be characterized as a big match. Brilliant player.
 
There are very few occasions where you can point the finger at Ronaldo for not contributing. In so many Real Madrid CL exits he's featured as a scorer. Win, lose or draw from here - he couldn't do much more.
 
Best player in the CL this year.

Best in the world? Suarez or Neymar might be a tiny bit ahead, Ronaldo has been the best in Europe though (his performances have been leagues ahead on the biggest stage) and that's where most people look to each year.
 
Madrid could spend another one billion and yet they will be totally reliant on him. He's that good.
 
Wasn't there another "big team" that struggled to do it against Wolfsburg in a must win CL-game this season? I'm sure Ronaldo could've helped with that as well.

Oh well. At least we'll always have the memories.
 
Flat track bully.

We could have used of of those this season.
Scoring a hat-trick in the quarters should hardly have him labelled as a "flat track bully".
 
Commentator: "A 6th successive semi final for Real Madrid and there is one singular reason why."

Everyone agrees. Couldn't have put it better.
 
Real Madrid fan: He’s bled us white, the bastard. He’s taken everything we had, not just from us the fans, but from our fathers and from our fathers' fathers.

United fan: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers.

Real Madrid fan: Yes.

United fan: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers.

Real Madrid fan: All right, don't labour the point. And what has he ever given us in return?

Barca fan: La liga.

Real Madrid fan: Oh yeah, yeah he gave us that. Yeah. That's true.

Barca fan: And the Champions League!

United fan: Yeah, you lot hadn’t won the Champions League since 2002 and had been bitching about La Decima for years.

Real Madrid fan: All right, I'll grant you La Liga and the Champions League are two things that Ronaldo has helped us win.

Barca fan: And the Copa del Rey. You’ve won two of those.

Real Madrid fan: (sharply) Well yes obviously the Cup... the Copa goes without saying. But apart from La Liga, the Champions League and a couple of Cups.

Another Real Madrid fan: The FIFA World Club Cup

Other fans: Numerous Pichichis and Ballon d’Ors, and the Super Cup

Real Madrid fan: Yes... all right, fair enough...

Fan Near Front: …and all the excitement he brings.

United fan: Oh yes! True! He was really exciting here too.

Other Real Madrid fan: Yeah. That's something we'd really miss if Ronaldo left.

Fan at Back: This year he’s still our top scorer

Other Real Madrid fan: Yeah, and he’s up there in assists too.

Barca fan: Yeah, and isn’t he now the all time top scorer in the Champions League – the bastard.

Other Real Madrid fan: Yeah and he’s Real Madrid’s all time scorer as well. Can you believe he did it twice as fast as Raul?

Real Madrid fan: All right... all right... but apart from La Liga and the Champions League and the Copa del Reys, and The FIFA World Club Cup and numerous Pichichis and Ballon d’Ors, and the Super Cup, and all the goals and assists and all the excitement in general that he brings. What has Cristiano Ronaldo ever done for us?

With acknowledgement to Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones and Michael Palin.

Real Madrid fan: Well, he single-handedly dragged us to the semis of the Champions League this season.
 
His competitiveness is the reason I'm a fan and he's proven it again tonight. The man is a machine.
 
16 goals in 10 games. Phenomenal player. Well on the way to surpassing Cruyff as the best European player ever.
 
...but apparently Ronaldo is not good enough to join MUFC, because he is too old.
Yet he is able to score more goals in 1 game than many of our players can in 5 games.

Anybody who knows anything about football knows that Ronaldo is one of the best players in the World, irrespective of age.
 
You have to admire his competitiveness. He is obsessed with winning. If only we had more players like him. What a player. 16 goals in 10 games is unreal. He'll break his own record. Imagine he reaches 20 goals in the CL alone? That's just incredible.
 
I don't think anyone really denies that Ronaldo is among the greatest of all time and a legend of the game. He might not be on Messi's level but almost no one is.
 
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