Viva! @FC Ronaldo
Didn't even have chance to reply to the first one.
Super Viva goes ballistic. Wolfsburg have been atrocious.
Swoon.![]()
Scoring a hat-trick in the quarters should hardly have him labelled as a "flat track bully".Flat track bully.
We could have used of of those this season.
Real Madrid fan: He’s bled us white, the bastard. He’s taken everything we had, not just from us the fans, but from our fathers and from our fathers' fathers.
United fan: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers.
Real Madrid fan: Yes.
United fan: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers.
Real Madrid fan: All right, don't labour the point. And what has he ever given us in return?
Barca fan: La liga.
Real Madrid fan: Oh yeah, yeah he gave us that. Yeah. That's true.
Barca fan: And the Champions League!
United fan: Yeah, you lot hadn’t won the Champions League since 2002 and had been bitching about La Decima for years.
Real Madrid fan: All right, I'll grant you La Liga and the Champions League are two things that Ronaldo has helped us win.
Barca fan: And the Copa del Rey. You’ve won two of those.
Real Madrid fan: (sharply) Well yes obviously the Cup... the Copa goes without saying. But apart from La Liga, the Champions League and a couple of Cups.
Another Real Madrid fan: The FIFA World Club Cup
Other fans: Numerous Pichichis and Ballon d’Ors, and the Super Cup
Real Madrid fan: Yes... all right, fair enough...
Fan Near Front: …and all the excitement he brings.
United fan: Oh yes! True! He was really exciting here too.
Other Real Madrid fan: Yeah. That's something we'd really miss if Ronaldo left.
Fan at Back: This year he’s still our top scorer
Other Real Madrid fan: Yeah, and he’s up there in assists too.
Barca fan: Yeah, and isn’t he now the all time top scorer in the Champions League – the bastard.
Other Real Madrid fan: Yeah and he’s Real Madrid’s all time scorer as well. Can you believe he did it twice as fast as Raul?
Real Madrid fan: All right... all right... but apart from La Liga and the Champions League and the Copa del Reys, and The FIFA World Club Cup and numerous Pichichis and Ballon d’Ors, and the Super Cup, and all the goals and assists and all the excitement in general that he brings. What has Cristiano Ronaldo ever done for us?
With acknowledgement to Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones and Michael Palin.
The haters must be gutted right now, sure they'll find an excuse for him scoring three tonight though![]()
I wasn't being serious, it's something often thrown at him to downplay his goals.Scoring a hat-trick in the quarters should hardly have him labelled as a "flat track bully".
15 goals in the CL already. This guy doesn't know when to stop.![]()