[Florida Man]

Our play has been predictably predictable

 

[the hea]

Rooney has been terrible today.

 

[Sassy Colin]

I'd like to think Rooney is coming off for Mata, I am sure that is wishful thinking though

Nope, Lingard, who's had a decent game

 

[kouroux]

Rooney is again undroppable, it appears.

 

[Aporkalypse]

WAYNE LOVES CHIPS

 

[devilish]

I wonder what cantona thinks of this squad

 

[Ubik]

Rooney you can't chip a keeper that's on the line ffs you useless hair transplanted gump

 

[Jippy]

Rooney loves chips.

 

[ottosec]

the fecking Rooney chip is back.

 

[NoLogo]

Rooney just loves to chip it. He absolutely loves it.

 

[RRCE]

If I never see Rooney try that chip again it'll be too soon! It's just infuriating at this point!

 

[Amar__]

Rooney showing his range of passing with his obligatory chip.

 

[Lennon7]

Smith clueless there, Mata's never played out on the left for us - only the right and middle.

 

[Mr.Kaya]

Mata in for Lingard. Let's see if that'll make things better. Cmon now United!!

 

[christinaa]

How about Mata winning it for us on his 100 appearance!

 

[Mibabalou]

Rooney tries that chip at least 50 times a year and it's seriously never gone in since about 2005.

 

[kouroux]

Rojo trying to shoot...

 

[2 man midfield]

I can sense their very own "AGUEROOOOOOO" moment coming on.

 

[Florida Man]

Rooney's chips has the same success rate as a Darren Gibson rocket

 

[ottosec]

Rooney is the reason Moyes banned chips.

 

[100]

Rooney's chip is the second least productive kick of the ball in football behind Simon Mignolet's clearances

 

[GiddyUp]

I'd hazard a guess that Lingard's annoying face represents a 43% increase in criticism for the lad over other players with less annoying faces

The Birdman Of Old Trafford

 

[Sassy Colin]

Rashford been so quiet.

He's not been able to get in the game. Bit of a waste if you ask me, he so cool in front of goal.

 

[dichinero]

I wonder what cantona thinks of this squad

sacre bleu!

 

[Drifter]

Watch those elbows.

 

[Charlie Foley]

Rooney what.

Mata Rooney Fellaini Carrick is a bit one paced. Need a Herrera/Schneiderlin in there

 

[kouroux]

Shit...

 

[Hammerfell]

Oliver.

He doesn't exactly exude authority.

 

[Vida5Nick]

Trophy presentation won't be today.

Thanks. Was about to ask why but another poster stepped in.

 

[christinaa]

Rojo is so bad! Unbelievably bad today

 

[JTW95]

I can sense their very own "AGUEROOOOOOO" moment coming on.

Ulloaaaaaaaaa!

 

[Eriku]

Technically the guys in the noggie studio is right. It's a penalty to us and a red card to both of them, well, at least to Fellaini, but probably Huth as well. And a longer ban for Fellaini.

Comparisons between Fellaini and Cantona is daft. The king played 20 years ago, it was a different game then. Violentish stuff wasn't as frowned upon and as far as I remember the bans for episodes that the videos caught and the refs missed wasn't prevalent.

FFS Rooney and his chips.

That, plus that over the course of a season, how many times did we see Cantona do things that warranted a red? Fellaini seems to do it regularly. I want him to do well for us, but I find myself hating the fact that he puts the team at risk for a red as well as doing an extremely cnutish thing with such regularly. I mean, how many instances since 2013-14? I can think of something like at least 5, and I'm sure there are more that I've forgotten.

 

[Twisted_Woody]

I can sense their very own "AGUEROOOOOOO" moment coming on.

Can we just call it a Bruce moment...

 

[Lennon7]

You all forgetting Rooney's chip against David James?

 

[LeftyBlaster]

Somehow I think Andy King for Ulloa would hurt us.

 

[Coops73]

Michael Oliver is a twat.

 

[Dec9003]

Lingard off at last. Most wasteful player in the squad by some margin.

 

[space]

Turning back into typical rubbish United of this season.. only lasted positive for like 30 minutes..

 

[dichinero]

Is it me or does Fellaini commit more fouls from an offensive position?

 

[Sassy Colin]

Rooney tries that chip at least 50 times a year and it's seriously never gone in since about 2005.

No, it's never gone in.

 

[Wednesday at Stoke]

Every set piece feels like a penalty.