RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2015-16 Edition

Should I assume that we've all seen this in the cafe?


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Twitter?

Jeezus` this site makes me ill

This is the darkest period at OT since Munich

What in the name of all that fecks is this obnoxious dirty guttersnipe doing at my beautiful club? What have we become? A bunch of no mark twitteratti twats!!

This is not my club any more, it is a fecking circus!!

Mourinho, Ibrahimovic & all you fecking moronic so-called-fans can suck my huge shiny swinging plums!!

Mods do what you bastard like!!
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Jonno responds:

Don't know who the fella is but I applaud him wholeheartedly. Exactly my sentiments.

This is for The twisted one - Em Português : Vai se danar fora da minha cidade e meu clube teta!
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Im quite pleased with this, pretty sure he's going to out-moyes Moyes. He's even more defence oriented that Aloysius Paulus Maria "Louis" van Gaal was, the prawn-eaters will be sick of his team style by October. This is going to be a spectacular flame out.

First question: Congrats. how do you feel? In a fifteen second, four sentence, one paragraph answer he uses I or ME 14 times and calls himself the Best Manager.

Verdict: Obvious Twat.
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Akash said:
God..I absolutely hate that loathsome bunch.
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Imagine if the 2 Cup Final results had of been the other way around... :eek:

Them over-egging the 'Mourinho will be Crap' pudding is just a reaction to that they weren't, were they? :D.
They are a bunch of puddings. #TopMetaphoricals
 
Sid234 said:
No he's not.. He means what he says, whose popular opinion other than RAWK would have Sakho as the best CB in the league or Can as the best midfield talent in Europe ahead of players like Alli, Sual, Koke, etc.. He's attempting to sound unbiased cause he realises how stupid what he's saying is
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I read it as he was taking the piss out of the comments.
 
They repeat he'll be shite so much it's actually funny. It's like someone repeating maniacally and hysterically 'I'm all right, I'm all right, I'm ok, I'm ok, everything is good!'

And imagine that, he refers to United as us and me... That's shocking. It took Klopp few months to do that or?
 
Hilarious aren't they? We should have gone for a proven loser in Klopp..

If truth be told they are shitting themselves. I love the fact United will be hated even more. Shades of Fergie all over.

Superb! Keep it up RAWKites
 

How do you answer a question of how do you feel without referring to yourself?

I don't that bunch don't have many brain cells but come on!
 
Love how all the opposition fans are obviously worried about Mourinho at United.
 
Is it worth mentioning that Sakho might be about to live up to his name?

(depending how long he gets banned for)
 
JamesB__ said:
64 years a Manc, but 70 years old?
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Yeah he says he's been a fan of United for 64 years then says that he respect the achievements of Liverpool in the past 40 years(and even those before he was born, so doesn't that mean he's 40 y.o?).
 
They ought to rename it 'S.M.U.G.'
 
Understand the excitement but let's wait for a bit before laughing so much at them. In this profession you are often as good as your last job and Mourinho's last job was horrible.

Mourinho has a difficult job ahead in order to convince that he still has it in him to reach the levels he did during his first Chelsea stint.
 
What sort of reaction should we expect when we inevitably finish above them again next year? They give us very little credit in terms of patience. United fans were more than patient in waiting for LvG to turn it around, things only became vocal in the last few months. Do they really expect us to turn on our manager by October if he's playing defensive football? The issue with LvG wasn't the defensive football it was that he was playing defensive football without a functioning attack resulting in losses/draws.

There's delusion on there beyond belief. They'll all pretend that it wasn't Klopp's fault where he finished in the league this season even though he's had since October to turn them around whilst we flailed about under Louis and still finished above them. Klopp has a very simple style which is very easy to counter once it gets found out, which it will with the amount of genius in the premier league now (Wenger, Guardiola, Mourinho et al). This is the most challenging league he's ever played in, by some distance and he could only escape the man who has been bullying him for the past three years (Guardiola) for about 8 months.

No top class player will join them this summer, no Europe, a manager with less pedigree than the other managers of big clubs and less finances. I he might get them top 6 next year but they aren't good enough as a team for top 4, they're a long way behind the current top 4. He looks a pretty good cup manager though so if they can get back into the Europa league maybe he'll take them to another final. Big if though as they Europa league spots will be hotly contested for the next few years.
 
Subho611 said:
Understand the excitement but let's wait for a bit before laughing so much at them. In this profession you are often as good as your last job and Mourinho's last job was horrible.

Mourinho has a difficult job ahead in order to convince that he still has it in him to reach the levels he did during his first Chelsea stint.
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That's so Cliche..

Klopp was the same. Or for that matter, Ranieri??
 
Subho611 said:
Understand the excitement but let's wait for a bit before laughing so much at them. In this profession you are often as good as your last job and Mourinho's last job was horrible
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Most managers out there have been sacked before for a horrible run one time or another. If that's the verdict on managers, we won't have too any good managers left for re-hiring.
 
I do not understand that club. Its been ages since they won anything substantial. They have a very average stadium. Their commercial power is decent for the best part. Players who was born after 1990s never seen them or heard them apart from odd cup finals. They produce average players in their academy. Last was who? Gerrard? They sign average youth players too. Their kit deals more or less about tottenham and everton level. They are mediocre and mid table at every level. Yet, they fire each of their fitting managers. Brendan, rafa was about their level. Yet they get the boot. Whats up with Their fan expectation really? The league, CL? Top 4? With what? They challenged twice for the top twice in the last bloody 26 years. Top 8 is very respectable position for them actually. Just because they used to win things when USSR was still around doesn't mean they are entitled for anything right now. Total nut jobs these guys... I just can't even...
 
Nevilles.Wear.Prada said:
I do not understand that club. Its been ages since they won anything substantial. They have a very average stadium. Their commercial power is decent for the best part. Players who was born after 1990s never seen them or heard them apart from odd cup finals. They produce average players in their academy. Last was who? Gerrard? They sign average youth players too. Their kit deals more or less about tottenham and everton level. They are mediocre and mid table at every level. Yet, they fire each of their fitting managers. Brendan, rafa was about their level. Yet they get the boot. Whats up with Their fan expectation really? The league, CL? Top 4? With what? They challenged twice for the top twice in the last bloody 26 years. Top 8 is very respectable position for them actually. Just because they used to win things when USSR was still around doesn't mean they are entitled for anything right now. Total nut jobs these guys... I just can't even...
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All very good points. They've survived off their own hype and managed to attract a decent manager off the back of it. They are a shite club through and through though. The team and football may improve a bit in the next couple of seasons but I can't see it transforming them unless Klopp is there til retirement and wants to build from the ground up. Can't really knock them for trying to improve but it's how they've always thought so highly of themselves as if they're something special.
The attraction for bigger players that Klopp brought with him has (hilariously) been all but canceled out by ourselves and a few others anyway. I'm sure players would rather go to us/City/Chelsea with managers of at least as good calibre and everything else better. They've no chance of competing in the transfer market.
 
You can't say they're not a big club. Their history is spectacular, their fan base is not made of glory hunters, because there wasn't any glory really to hunt in the past decades, they've got that stupid song everyone is so turned on about every time they play and on and on. Also, seeing us spending so much in the previous three years and winning nothing but an FA Cup and Community Shield is something very laughable for the fans of our rivals.

But, you're right on the money when you say they're not entitled to anything. That's a fact, period. Their successful moments can be compared with the likes of Sevilla's triple, Villareal playing CL semifinal, Napoli fighting for title etc. No matter what their minds can make up, Liverpool is a mid table club without any doubt.

It's funny how papers can boost Scousers by being surprised every time Liverpool are smashed out of League Cup or beaten by Southampton in the PL.
 
Vanitas said:
You can't say they're not a big club. Their history is spectacular, their fan base is not made of glory hunters, because there wasn't any glory really to hunt in the past decades, they've got that stupid song everyone is so turned on about every time they play and on and on. Also, seeing us spending so much in the previous three years and winning nothing but an FA Cup and Community Shield is something very laughable for the fans of our rivals.

But, you're right on the money when you say they're not entitled to anything. That's a fact, period. Their successful moments can be compared with the likes of Sevilla's triple, Villareal playing CL semifinal, Napoli fighting for title etc. No matter what their minds can make up, Liverpool is a mid table club without any doubt.

It's funny how papers can boost Scousers by being surprised every time Liverpool are smashed out of League Cup or beaten by Southampton in the PL.
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Lots of ex-Liverpool players in the media probably contributes to this.
 
Exactly what I wanted to say. Three bad years and Old Trafford is no longer a place where other teams are afraid according to the media, even though this season our home record makes us 2nd in the league in that category, topped only by almighty Leicester, while Anfield is still considered an unconquerable fortress, with Liverpool at 8th place on the home games table. We had 5 draws and 2 losses, they had 8 draws and 3 draws. Ridiculous.
 
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