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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?

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He posted these pics about 19 hours ago. How come they have only now been picked up? Almost a day late! :eek:
 
A chef? Normally I wait for the photographer... but I can work with a chef.
 
VanGaalEra said:
Anyone remember during the Vidal saga when his agent 'The Prosecutor' was apparently going to present Juve with our offer. Never happened, god I was so excited and so let down. 'The Prosecutor' was too busy dealing with Medel ffs.
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Don't forget the greatest ITK of all time that was the Nigerian rapper.

MyOnlySolskjaer said:
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The chef will have won Prog's trust with his wonderful culinary skills.

Crackers said:
christ, this is as mental as the Thiago ball.
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You know this actually had me convinced he was joining us. I'm so ashamed.

Olly said:
A chef? He's a good sauce IMO.
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:lol: :lol:
 
Lads I would be extremely careful about going way off topic with puns etc. Mods clamping down on it and can't blame them after yesterday :)

Don't want to see fellow muppets getting banned.

As for Progba, I have a feeling that we will get big news Sunday like we did with Di Maria.
 
Getting back on track, with our limited movement in regards to other possible midfielders, I'm of the opinion that the club has either already got this sorted or is very confident of doing so. Just doesn't seem likely we would let Kante etc. go to Chelsea without a fight if we weren't certain of Pogba.

Jacky Quacky said:
I donut know if your joking.
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:D
 
mu4c_20le said:
I'm really curious to know why the Chinman said that, he doesn't seem like a fan, just seems genuinely happy to take a selfie with two famous footballers.
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The Chinman is Zlatan's personal chef and probably a big reason to his fitness. He is going to Man United with Zlatan as his 24/7 chef. Could know something, but it's weird.

Edit: Not his personal chef.
 
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So, let me get this straight.
People are now hanging onto the words of Pogba's chef? :lol:
Is this how desperate we have become?
 
OK, we've heard from his chef. We're still waiting to hear what his proctologist has to say on the matter.
 
Surely a fecking chef has never been involved in a Caf transfer saga before? :lol:
 
Who needs Di Marzio when you have a celebrity chef confirming your transfers :D
 
Seriously though, I have just read his Tweet again.

Why would he say "MUFC bound"? He doesn't support United. It's nothing to him where Progba moves to.

He knows.
 
Going to bet on him to stay, I win either way then. But then again I lose either way. Oh well.

I just can't see him coming though.
 
Red Bug said:
Seriously though, I have just read his Tweet again.

Why would he say "MUFC bound"? He doesn't support United. It's nothing to him where Progba moves to.

He knows.
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Perhaps to get some attention and followers. That's what the cynic in me says.
 
podurban2 said:
The Chinman is Zlatan's personal chef and probably a big reason to his fitness. He is going to Man United with Zlatan as his 24/7 chef. Could know something, but it's weird.

Edit: Not his personal chef.
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If it's a WUM, someone must have put him up to it. Zlatan? :nervous:

In any case, after that united fan account retweeted it, it's blowing up on twitter now.
 

Mods take this post down if it's going off topic, thanks, just here to help some muppets.
 
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