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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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Pogba's definitely signing for United if his barber says so. These egomaniacs tell their barbers everything. I bet he's go his barber on a weekly retainer. Its not 5 quid down Super Cuts for Paul Pogba.
 
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Is it me or does it look like they beginning of a trident is being sketched into pogba's hair in that photo.
 
This thread :D After these two posts I am now content.

Don't say stuff like that. This is a family forum. :mad:

My nine year old daughter read that. She asked me what a 'big Pogba sized dick' was. What could I say? I had to improvise:

"Remember that thing you asked about when you saw Daddy in the shower?'

"Yes'

"It's half that size"

Bit close to the bone (pun intended) but funny as feck :lol:



Class :drool:
 
The barber just deleted the photo he put up of pogba saying the new club he would join with the hashtag Manchester united.
 
If this transfer go through, I'll be religiously following United first time since Fergie days. I don't even remember watching a single game last season.
Zlatan and Pogba :(two of my favourite players.
 
I'm still not spaffing my muppetjuice till it's a confirmed deal, although the pre-mup has been leaking for weeks...

Maybe next we will get a tweet and quick delete from Pogamons back, crack and sack waxer, claiming Pogs bum whispered "United.." to her, before he gently farted "glory glory" as she was ripping the last waxy strip off his Pogba lls.

It could yet happen, we just don't know.


I didn't use rude words as family forum friendly etc. :nervous: