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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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Someone just described the situation as us like the nerd hanging around on the edge of the dancefloor watching while our amazingly out of our league girlfriend exchanges flirty glances with some Spanish lad

More like we're the guy at the bar staring at women out of our league, exchanging smiles and glances. She writes her digits down on a reciept and hands it to us. The reciept reads "Hala Madrid".
 
Someone just described the situation as us like the nerd hanging around on the edge of the dancefloor watching while our amazingly out of our league girlfriend exchanges flirty glances with some Spanish lad
Was it someone from RAWK? ;)
 
You won't have to imagine. And when it comes, it will be just that sudden and brutal. The people who for some reason think it's impossible will have a very abrupt shock.

It would honestly be one of the biggest disasters in transfer history and would make Pogba one of the most hated men in the world.
 
In the vein of past cock metaphors, this reputed transfer is one giant cock tease.

Veiny cocks.
 
Even though I benefit from the new newbie system by being able to post up here in the mains, maybe it wasn't such a good idea. Woke up to 25 new pages and thought something important may have happened only to find 25 pages of people being worried about Madrid. Standards here have fallen, this place used to be a good read during transfer season now it's just filled with kids showcasing their inferiority complex.
Yeah took me an hour to catch up and then someone goes "owt happened folks?". And people obligingly answered!

#houriwontgetback
#yourealldeadtome
 
It would honestly be one of the biggest disasters in transfer history and would make Pogba one of the most hated men in the world.

I'd be interested to see whether it would finally strike a fatal blow for muppetry... or if we'd all be back next year with 20,000 posts on whichever dream target we settle on... "Don't worry lads, I'm ITK and it's a done deal" etc.
 
There's genuinely not been any concrete developments since then, tbf.

Good heavens, what's 'concrete'? BBC? manutd.com? If so then what's the point of being in this thread? Di Marzio, Laudisa and Nerozzi is as reliable as you will get wrt Italian transfers. Same with Bhafousi and French transfers. So plenty has happened
 
Sorry about this folks. No idea about the credibility here. But it's a 'he's looking for a house in Madrid' story. Hopefully it's nonsense!

http://www.torinogranata.it/serie-a/proto-pogba-cerca-casa-a-madrid-69166

Google translate:-

' A few hours ago the assignment given to us directly from Paul Pogba managers to seek urgently a room in Madrid . From our side there has always been the utmost transparency and efficiency in meeting the players' choices and their attorneys , and even then we will do the same - so in a statement the CEO of Proto Group Ltd -

E ' useful to recall how our press you are later proved unfounded, specifically remember in Manchester Ibrahimovic , Higuain in Turin , Alves again in Turin and others.

In this case the request is game directly from Pogba manager and has the absolute priority .

We would like to clarify and reiterate that we are just real estate consultants for the players and their attorneys and NOT are absolutely aware of issues related to the club.
He lives in Italy for 4 years and rents but before he has even before he signed a contract he is looking to buy somewhere.
 
I'd be interested to see whether it would finally strike a fatal blow for muppetry...
We're now in the Postmuppetry phase of RedCafe civilisation: pedantic textual analysis, the triumph of irony over insight, the gifs that seemingly lead a life of their own outside the The Village-like confines of the Caf etcetera etcetera.[/pseud]
 
Sorry about this folks. No idea about the credibility here. But it's a 'he's looking for a house in Madrid' story. Hopefully it's nonsense!

http://www.torinogranata.it/serie-a/proto-pogba-cerca-casa-a-madrid-69166

Google translate:-

' A few hours ago the assignment given to us directly from Paul Pogba managers to seek urgently a room in Madrid . From our side there has always been the utmost transparency and efficiency in meeting the players' choices and their attorneys , and even then we will do the same - so in a statement the CEO of Proto Group Ltd -

E ' useful to recall how our press you are later proved unfounded, specifically remember in Manchester Ibrahimovic , Higuain in Turin , Alves again in Turin and others.

In this case the request is game directly from Pogba manager and has the absolute priority .

We would like to clarify and reiterate that we are just real estate consultants for the players and their attorneys and NOT are absolutely aware of issues related to the club.

Proto group has been known to spout bollocks about player house purchases. This was established in the Ibra thread when a similar claim was made by Proto group and yet Ibra's been living in a hotel since joining (as is usually the case).
 
Who ever said being rational about these things makes any sense? I openly admit I'm biased and completely on the emotional side of the fence with this one. I honestly don't believe Fergie would pay this kind of money for him. That's enough for me.
But Fergie isn't around. It's time we all moved on. Can't be thinking 'what would he do' etc. He let him go in the first place. Maybe it's his biggest regret? Even worse than Stam perhaps. Who knows. It doesn't matter now anyway. His time is up and Mourinho sees Pogba as instrumental in getting us back where we belong. How about you just roll with that, instead of saying things like "i don't like Pogba because of his hairstyle" Cmon, thats just stupid.
 
Proto group has been known to spout bollocks about player house purchases. This was established in the Ibra thread when a similar claim was made by Proto group and yet Ibra's been living in a hotel since joining (as is usually the case).
The random stuff you learn on the caf! Cheers!
 
Sorry about this folks. No idea about the credibility here. But it's a 'he's looking for a house in Madrid' story. Hopefully it's nonsense!

http://www.torinogranata.it/serie-a/proto-pogba-cerca-casa-a-madrid-69166

Google translate:-

' A few hours ago the assignment given to us directly from Paul Pogba managers to seek urgently a room in Madrid . From our side there has always been the utmost transparency and efficiency in meeting the players' choices and their attorneys , and even then we will do the same - so in a statement the CEO of Proto Group Ltd -

E ' useful to recall how our press you are later proved unfounded, specifically remember in Manchester Ibrahimovic , Higuain in Turin , Alves again in Turin and others.

In this case the request is game directly from Pogba manager and has the absolute priority .

We would like to clarify and reiterate that we are just real estate consultants for the players and their attorneys and NOT are absolutely aware of issues related to the club.

A room? Are Madrid offering him basic salary or what? :lol:
 
You do know Raoila isnt the problem right? Its Juventus.

Exactly, I'm sick of seeing people saying he's a Cnut etc when it's juve who are being cnuts by not honouring their contract with him!
 
How sure are you that they've only just started following him? How do you know they weren't before?
Checked their pages 6days ago after reports emerged about some video they liked on Pogba's page. Blind, Mensah and Tuanzabe liked the video. Checked again today and Pogba is now on their Following list (except for Tuanzabe). As some have suggested, they could be just muppets like the rest of us but I'll take this
 
Sorry about this folks. No idea about the credibility here. But it's a 'he's looking for a house in Madrid' story. Hopefully it's nonsense!

http://www.torinogranata.it/serie-a/proto-pogba-cerca-casa-a-madrid-69166

Google translate:-

' A few hours ago the assignment given to us directly from Paul Pogba managers to seek urgently a room in Madrid . From our side there has always been the utmost transparency and efficiency in meeting the players' choices and their attorneys , and even then we will do the same - so in a statement the CEO of Proto Group Ltd -

E ' useful to recall how our press you are later proved unfounded, specifically remember in Manchester Ibrahimovic , Higuain in Turin , Alves again in Turin and others.

In this case the request is game directly from Pogba manager and has the absolute priority .

We would like to clarify and reiterate that we are just real estate consultants for the players and their attorneys and NOT are absolutely aware of issues related to the club.


Of course it's nonsense .. Do you really think an estate agents first move on being hired to buy a house is to run to the press to say we have just been hired to buy a house by a very rich footballer called Paul pogba?
 
Pogba follows Depay, Lingard and Januzaj. Follows no Madrid players. DONE DEAL.
 
Is there anyone has a clue what is the reason the deal is not agreed yet? Is it Raiola money or Juventus want some more after Real entered the race IDK.
 
Think its all about the fee for raiola and maybe some journous that are doing him a favor by spouting shit about real
 
Pogba to join Wayne Rooney and John Stones in Mourinho's "waiting all summer and not getting your main target" Hall of Fame?
 
If we have a Deal agreed with the player and juve as reported its all in our hands and de can therefor try to split the fee for raiola
 
Can we blame Barcelona too while we're doing the blame thing?

If they'd have just let Real Madrid sign Gomes, then Real Madrid wouldn't have come back for Pogba!

Fecking Barca...