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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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Erm, don't want to be an Ehsanul, but Ramon Calderon (Real's ex-President) says on Twitter that Real are closer to Pogba than Juve... Probably being mischievous but it did raise the blood pressure a bit :nervous:
It's a fake account.
 
Erm, don't want to be an Ehsanul, but Ramon Calderon (Real's ex-President) says on Twitter that Real are closer to Pogba than Juve... Probably being mischievous but it did raise the blood pressure a bit :nervous:
Fake account apparently.
 
Erm, don't want to be an Ehsanul, but Ramon Calderon (Real's ex-President) says on Twitter that Real are closer to Pogba than Juve... Probably being mischievous but it did raise the blood pressure a bit :nervous:

Interesting do you know what Peter Kenyon thinks United's chances of signing Pogba are?
 
The Aussie's are here to take over the Morning/Night Puppet shift.

I've been catching up on the posts. It's like muppet heaven.

Di Marzio-Nerozzi tag-teaming Zidane, Di Marzio throwing shade over twitter, Romano slaying the cult of @ehsanul, Italian papers claiming it's done, Chevy/MUFC workers following pogba on social media. You guys have had it all.

DABCAFE COUNTDOWN!!!
 
Unless Tancredi was privy to the secret calls, I wouldn't give him any stock. Di Marzio said there's been no contact between Madrid and Pogba in reply to somebody just a few hours ago when he said about the '48 hour' thing.
 
Unless Tancredi was privy to the secret calls, I wouldn't give him any stock. Di Marzio said there's been no contact between Madrid and Pogba in reply to somebody just a few hours ago when he said about the '48 hour' thing.

He's a classic click baiter,
 
I don't like this Palmeri lad he's killing my mood right now. I can imagine them two clowns over in Madrid trying there hardest to try and turn Pogba's head one things for sure if Pogba does come here it's because he wants to its not like Madrid haven't "Tried".
 
If people are getting worried over Tancredi's tweets after Di Marzio, Guardian, GdS, CdS and Cadena SER basically reported the same thing, then I really don't know what to say.

There's also Chevrolet FC and the website guy following Pogba on social media. It's a done deal.
 
Anyone else think we should have just hired giggs and bought cleverley back yet?
 
If people are getting worried over Tancredi's tweets after Di Marzio, Guardian, GdS, CdS and Cadena SER basically reported the same thing, then I really don't know what to say.

There's also Chevrolet FC and the website guy following Pogba on social media. It's a done deal.

/wrists
 
If people are getting worried over Tancredi's tweets after Di Marzio, Guardian, GdS, CdS and Cadena SER basically reported the same thing, then I really don't know what to say.

There's also Chevrolet FC and the website guy following Pogba on social media. It's a done deal.

People are getting worried over the guy who says boom?

This is a done deal.
 
Tancredi really going with Madrid forcing their way into the deal but I don't want to post the tweet since I don't want to shit in anyone's cornflakes.

Good job, since he's a confirmed fraud who's closest sources are Di Marzio's fecking twitter and AS's front page.
 
what a time to be alive!!!

we shit on madrid, smash the world record fee for one of the biggest upcoming starsin foot ball and now they have to sign sissoko instead, never thought i would see the day :lol:.

The Mourinho effect :drool:
 
It's not on for me until I see a "Welcome to #ManchesterUnited" video on Youtube.

Who was it that said they wouldn't believe Ronaldo would resign for us until he actually scored? As in, he could play for us til Christmas with a barren spell and they still wouldn't believe he's a United player.
 
Can definitely believe that Real are trying to hijack it, but fingers crossed we are near enough to the finish line now.
 
The Mourinho effect :drool:

Yep and if we pull this one off in the next few days we will have signed Bailly, Mkhataryan, Ibrahimovic and Pogba all from clubs in the Champions League and all before the end of July. Thats how you handle a transfer window.

This time 3 years ago Moyes was still unpacking his mouse mat and Ipads.
 
I'm taking this as a birthday win! Paul Fecking Pogba.
 
Holy shit...is this actually happening?! I mean, our first 11 this season is going to be surreal to look at.

Hope you muppets all have your dabs out ready for the announcement :drool: Can't fecking wait!
 
What a window this has been, feels like only yesterday that PsG got linked with 10,000 players within 24 hours and then turned down by every single one of them. Can't wait to see Pogba back in Manchester.
 
:lol: Done delio

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Who was it that said they wouldn't believe Ronaldo would resign for us until he actually scored? As in, he could play for us til Christmas with a barren spell and they still wouldn't believe he's a United player.
:lol: No idea, I'm afraid.
 
Can definitely believe that Real are trying to hijack it, but fingers crossed we are near enough to the finish line now.

Best analogy I have for you, its too advanced the deal. Its the equivalent of being engaged, the courting is done, you've said your vows, you're at the altar. Your childhood hero barges in saying "stop! I'll give you less money!", "sorry i didnt prioritise you, i'm not willing to give your agent/family money".

Done deal get over it Madrid should have put a ring contract thing on it, innit, sleep depraved bad analogy posting anyway.

I bid you adieu.