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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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Have you got a Twitter source for this alleged asteroid?

Meanwhile AS report that Real Madrid continue to work "subtly" on signing Pogba, but won't pay out the money being asked by Juve or Raiola. A subtle and cunning plan is the minimum requirement I would think.
We need Baldrick to help with negotiations. No tweets related to an astroid. I'll create a false account. They go down well on here
 
Ando seemed so good then.... I mean, he was actually one player who could run with the ball and we didn't have that kind of player for a very long time. Strange how he faded away.... Still have a soft corner for him and I don't know where he is right now but I really hope that he does good

Ronaldinho is still for me the most skillful player of this generation. I know Ronaldo, Kaka and Zidane were amazing and had wonderful output but skill wise no one matched him
Very true. Anyway, now we look forward to Pogba :drool:
 
Have you got a Twitter source for this alleged asteroid?

Meanwhile AS report that Real Madrid continue to work "subtly" on signing Pogba, but won't pay out the money being asked by Juve or Raiola. A subtle and cunning plan is the minimum requirement I would think.

I find the best plan to succeed in any purchase is to refuse to meet any of the demands.

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"Any day now..."
 
Yeah. That happened and I also thought, 'Hey, didn't Raiola say blah, blah, blah!' about Pogba joining us and yet Adidas say "Ignore the blah, blah, blah!" That tweaked my interest. Then Pogba's photo, then Steve Bartram following Pogba then Chevy following Pogba. All the news agencies and twitter hacks just followed after that. It was beautiful.

People.missed his last few tweets, the pool with Raiola red did as shorts with the post saying g we say it all by saying nothing at all, that was when I knew he was coming. Even the alligator boat b post had red, and when he goes to pick Griezeman, he wearing Adidas shorts with red stripe and redish cap.
 
The Pogba instagram photo was the final nail in the coffin for me.

Nobody would do that with all the eyes looking at him for little clues. Purposely highlighting red amongst a grey background is more than a subtle hint IMO.

IF he wasn't joining and wanted to go to Madrid, that would be a PR disaster.
 
Not yet dude.
I just checked on BBC sport website and nothing....absolutely nothing about Pogba.

I've spoken and listened to Di Marzio. He's 3 out of 4 with us this summer and will make it 100% with Pogs.
 
People.missed his last few tweets, the pool with Raiola red did as shorts with the post saying g we say it all by saying nothing at all, that was when I knew he was coming. Even the alligator boat b post had red, and when he goes to pick Griezeman, he wearing Adidas shorts with red stripe and redish cap.
Yeah, I liked his Griezmann video and his final basketball point.
 
Can someone with a lot of time on their hands, name and shame the ones who were shitting themselves over the involvement of Madrid.
 
Have you got a Twitter source for this alleged asteroid?

You can just imagine this reported in the same way:

"Asteroid situation ongoing. Inching closer. Next 48 hours will be crucial. Venus throwing their hat in. Asteroid prefers earth, is not hurried."
 
If we could somehow pull off a prank whereby we make it look like Pogba has signed for Madrid so that the guy without internet sees it when he logs on, I think that would make my day more than Pogba signing for us.
 
Adidas have done another silly "blah blah blah" thing, with a gif involving Mourinho.

What is this crap? I can only assume they are trying to say not to believe what you read. Or is it a shot at the media for going overboard?

(Also, last post was 18 mins ago! New record for inactivity in this thread!)
 
This thread has been kinda like the Brexit vote.

People en masse (especially those shitting bricks over Madrid) choosing to ignore the facts/ most reliable evidence available in favour of a bunch of fools spouting endless nonsense.

Hopefully the outcome isn't quite as ridiculous on this occasion.
 
Adidas have done another silly "blah blah blah" thing, with a gif involving Mourinho.

What is this crap? I can only assume they are trying to say not to believe what you read. Or is it a shot at the media for going overboard?

(Also, last post was 18 mins ago! New record for inactivity in this thread!)

They're not trying to say anything. Just want us to talk about them. Job done.
 
Did he sign or something? The site just wellied me into oblivion and I couldn't log on for 20 minutes due to an unforeseen strain. I assumed he's signed?
 
Can someone with a lot of time on their hands, name and shame the ones who were shitting themselves over the involvement of Madrid.

Well I'm one for a start, and not ashamed. Shitting myself and proud!

In fact, until I see him with the shirt I still am. Totally haven't ruled out Madrid letting us do all the leg-work then pretty much making one call at the very last minute saying "Yeah, we'll just match whatever they've said. Which club do you fancy, Paul?":nervous:
 
Well I'm one for a start, and not ashamed. Shitting myself and proud!

In fact, until I see him with the shirt I still am. Totally haven't ruled out Madrid letting us do all the leg-work then pretty much making one call at the very last minute saying "Yeah, we'll just match whatever they've said. Which club do you fancy, Paul?":nervous:
Unless they can sell James in the next 24 hours or so i highly doubt that'll happen so i wouldn't worry
 
Finally Marca is saying. Those who have had their shites leaking every time Real Madrid name comes up should breathe easy now :)

Marca never said he was going there, its AS that have been saying that.

Adidas have done another silly "blah blah blah" thing, with a gif involving Mourinho.

What is this crap? I can only assume they are trying to say not to believe what you read. Or is it a shot at the media for going overboard?

(Also, last post was 18 mins ago! New record for inactivity in this thread!)

they are not saying anything, they are just capitalising on a huge story involving their ambassadors.
 
I can clearly picture it - Pogba, all smiles, wearing the new kit saying he loves the club and how much he wants to win trophies with us. Mourinho stood in the background grinning.

Do we United fans deserve this window?
 
This is all looking weirdly positive, I've never been involved in a saga like this before, it's actually almost a let down thinking I'm not going to feel that crushing defeat that only failure can bring.

The Jose effect.