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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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But the other deals don't have this much drama. The player, his agent, his sponsors, our sponsors, random chefs, barbers, our photographer, our own players have all been involved to some capacity. Only the fans seem to have no idea what's going on.
I have an irrational hatred of the Euros now
 
So when is the Pogba day now? End of his annual holiday on 06.08. so maybe official unveiling on 08.08.? :drool:
 
Omar Abdelrahman? I think he was sent on to Antwerp as well, and I also think he also went to City pretty soon after the Abu Dhabi crew took over.
Na. This was something in 2003 or something. He was from KSA, i think.
But Thanks for reminding me about Omer... He was good, just not good enough for EPL
 
Muppet Log # 35439

Still no signs of the new system pogbaris, we have been floating around in the muppet system for a few light years trying to find where no fleet has gone before.

This might be the last transmission as we're running on muppet food, expecting Romuladrid ambush imminent.

PS: Tell my wife I love hear.

Muppet out
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But the other deals don't have this much drama. The player, his agent, his sponsors, our sponsors, random chefs, barbers, our photographer, our own players have all been involved to some capacity. Only the fans seem to have no idea what's going on.

It's only drama because us sad cases are living and dying by every wiff of ass over the saga we get. I'm as bad as anyone, if i'm being honest i have not been able to function properly since it hit peak muppet mode last week- i want it done so i can get back to my normal day to day life, it will give me assurances that we will be challenging for the league and be in the champs league next year. I'm the worst football fan in the world, i hate surprises.
 
I suppose in an ideal world, the club would want to officially announce him on the same day he's presented to the media (PSG did this with Cavani) and achieve maximum media hype. However this would depend on Juventus; they have their own fans to think about and would benefit from getting the announcement over and done with ASAP, rather than respecting United's wishes.

Most of their fans must be getting pretty pissed off that the inevitable is being delayed and some are even using the time to convince themselves that the deal might not be happening after all. This brooding isn't good for them, they need to be put out of their misery.
 
Muppet Log # 35439

Still no signs of the new system pogbaris, we have been floating around in the muppet system for a few light years trying to find where no fleet has gone before.

This might be the last transmission as we're running on muppet food, expecting Romuladrid ambush imminent.

PS: Tell my wife I love hear.

Muppet out
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But the other deals don't have this much drama. The player, his agent, his sponsors, our sponsors, random chefs, barbers, our photographer, our own players have all been involved to some capacity. Only the fans seem to have no idea what's going on.

Stones and Sane were not as coveted as Pogba!
 
Has anyone made muppet provisions for anything going wrong? Food storage, wifi backup, military grade weapons defence ? I fear for a lot of peoples sanity if this goes belly up.
 
This thread averages more than 470 posts per day. I wonder what the average is on days when something actually is "happening":lol:

It'll probably be tough for people to type a lot when they've only got one hand free.
 
Na. This was something in 2003 or something. He was from KSA, i think.
But Thanks for reminding me about Omer... He was good, just not good enough for EPL
Nah, if it's 2003, then I'm pretty sure it was him. I used to live on Planetfootball back in those days lol, and I distinctly remember us signing Abdulrahman around then. He had impressed in a youth tournament (might even have been the u17 world cup) and we signed him from there.

There is another Omar Abdulrahman who's around now, you might be confusing the two?
 
Apparently the birthdays dont work these days. @VanGaalEra was hoping for one and if our God doesn't get his wish then all the other muppets should just stop wishing it

More days, I want this to go on longer.

I want him to attend the Real v Bayern game, sign shirts of both teams, pose for pics with their fans, let everyone meltdown and than have United announced it :drool:
 
More days, I want this to go on longer.

I want him to attend the Real v Bayern game, sign shirts of both teams, pose for pics with their fans, let everyone meltdown and than have United announced it :drool:

If this happens, some people in here may end up in a mental asylum.
It would be hilarious.
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So did he catch his connecting flight from NYC to London? He is hardly staying in New York is he....IS HE?!?!

I want Pogba right now I'm sick of waiting :(
 
Said on BBC radio they expect him to sign within 24 hours. Though I have no idea if that was just the host chucking out a line or if they have some intel.

Also seems to be what Tuttosport are saying, though can't find the source. And no idea on their reliability.
 
Holding a handkerchief wiping tears when Pogba announces he's staying at Rubentus?

Or a white hanky, which could mean we're happy or he's going to Madrid.
 
Anyone who doesn't think that Zidane will / try to meet Pogba needs to give their heads a wobble, the deal isn't done yet, no matter what some people keep saying, if it was done, it would have been announced.

I'm not saying Real are back in for him etc, who knows, and thankfully it would appear Perez isn't keen, BUT things can change. Zidane persuaded Varane to go to Madrid and that is playing in the back of my mind.

Still think there are some twists to come in this one yet.