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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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If nothing else, we've given these guys a bit more exposure and they've helped us along to the magic 1000. :lol:
 
A long, long time ago, I can still remember how those summers used to make me cry.

I knew if we had our chance, we could make those Muppets dance, and maybe we'd sign Sneijder for a while.

But every season made me shiver, with every transfer we'd deliver: Thiago staying with Pep, Fellaini on the doorstep.

I can't remember if I cried when I read we'd gone in for Depay, but something touched me deep inside, the day the Muppets died.

They were singing: Bye bye to that Paul Pogba guy, RedCafe went into meltdown when the news broke on Sky. Those Madrids boys, dressed him up in all white, singing this'll be the day the thread dies.

Now a new thread for Sneijder on loan, and moss side flat for that boy John Stones...
That is phenomenal sir! :lol:
 
Ed Woodward showing his genius once again here

He knows people are losing interest in this saga. He has seen the transfer muppets on RedCafe getting bored. He has read how everyone thinks MUFC and Adidas have missed out on the chance to announce it while interest was at its highest

So he tells Paul Pogba to tell a small gaggle of Serie A fans in New York that he's actually staying, and voila, United announce it in the morning when muppets are tense and edgy

Ed you sneaky dawg you
 
" And the Muppet King- saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And in the evening and the morning were the PO6DA DAY"
Kermit 3.2.1.
 
Got to admit, a thread that should've been a shoe in for the classics, should instead be burned upon completion. Things reached fever pitched about 400 pages ago. It's been downhill, both in terms of content and excitement, ever since. Let's hope this gets wrapped up asap, because right now we are the thread stage equivalent of season 7 and 8 of Friends.
 
Unlike the other classic threads this one is just trying too hard. Everyone is desperate to get to a certain number of pages. I guess... that's what makes it classic? Half the forum is in this thread.
 
Not saying they do in this case, but I think nationalities mean little in today’s football. Journalists/newspapers have contacts with agents, chairmen, players, other journalists, clubs.. doesn’t really matter where they are based.

The last time the news of a transfer was broken in this regard? I can't remember any.
 
Anyone who is still worrying about this transfer is overthinking things and probably needs to step outside to get some fresh air. It's done lads, it's only a matter of "when" for the official announcement - not if.
 
I know we are all being positive and we think the deal is pretty much done. All this delay is because if his vacation. The delay should not make us doubt the likelihood of the signing.
But if after his vacation Pogba joins Juve training, can we believe that something really big and important is missing and pending in this signing and its no more a case of when rather than if?
 
He signed a ball and said "ok ok"...
really?

Better not just be a non-committal grunt in response when they asked if he was staying. You'd think they'd have quoted his actual words if he said anything concrete.
 
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And when I thought that "are we there yet, are we there yet, are we there yet" only happens in a shit icecube movie.....
 
I saw only 1 guy get a autograph off pogba at the adidas store today and he was a Madrid fan.
I asked him if he was going to Madrid and he was convinced pogba wAs heading to Utd.
Ed Woodward showing his genius once again here

He knows people are losing interest in this saga. He has seen the transfer muppets on RedCafe getting bored. He has read how everyone thinks MUFC and Adidas have missed out on the chance to announce it while interest was at its highest

So he tells Paul Pogba to tell a small gaggle of Serie A fans in New York that he's actually staying, and voila, United announce it in the morning when muppets are tense and edgy

Ed you sneaky dawg you
 


After watching, it looks like a "pls feck off" type of yes.


Hey, I'll give them props. The guy on the left thinks it was just pogba trying to stay diplomatic. That's what i like to see from up and coming football media folks, they disagree with each other and I can't really blame them for hyping the video, they are a small outfit looking for subs.

All in all, people should watch the video, it looks like pogba says yes just to move the encounter forward and be diplomatic.
 
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After watching, it looks like a "pls feck off" type of yes.
This wasnt today, he wasnt wearing them clothes when he left the adidas shop.
He had a white sleeveless hoody and white shorts.
 
I love these things :lol: As if any player is going to respect both clubs by staying quiet all summer then just tell 2 random fans on the street he's moving clubs :lol:
 
We've put in some good work overnight there, team.

Day shift, you take it from here please. I expect another 5-10 pages by midday.

Discussing that video of Pogba 'saying he's staying' should easily cover that.
 
Lol I'm now at the stage of not caring if Pogba signs and looking forward to seeing Zlatan Mkytarin and Bailey all fit in and play. Overkill has been to much!
 
Who is this Pogba anyway? Is he any good?
 
I don't think Pogba was listening to what they were saying.

Anyway, we'll know soon enough

Exactly. He was just mumbling like "yeah yeah".

Until I see him walking through at Vinovo, I won't believe he is staying.