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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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"i'm bored of this" and "if pogba doesn't sign by 2pm X day in august, it's not happening".

I seriously don't understand either comment. It's like the club has to undertake business within a certain prism of time....that is artificially constructed by a fan typing on a forum :wenger::wenger::lol:
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So true.
 
I think this weekend there will be something. Dybala can't turn up against West Ham at the Olympic Stadium on Sunday wearing the #10 without this being broken yet.

Unless the pics I saw of Dybala 10 shirts on sale were fakes, which can't be ruled out in the fecking transfer window.
 
I know this has probably been answered a million and one times already, but when is he allegedly back from holiday again?
 
I know this has probably been answered a million and one times already, but when is he allegedly back from holiday again?

He's not.

Paul Pogba has gone beyond "taking a holiday" and is now taking his art to new levels that only a visionary genius like he or Kanye could be capable of.

There is no end to the holiday.

He is the holiday and the holiday is him.
 
Someone asked if he would be the first Muslim player for Utd. Then a debate ensued as to who was. Difficult to say as sometimes it's not obvious who is Muslim eg Ribery is a Muslim.

No he's not.A youth player named Paul Pogba was the first one.
 
Those who are bored of this thread, stop saying so in the thread. Just clogging the thread up.

With the new reports from Ducker and Castle yesterday, would have been briefed directly from sources at the club yeaterday. So, something will be happening these next couple of days I'm guessing.

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I know this has probably been answered a million and one times already, but when is he allegedly back from holiday again?
Sky Sports News recon he is flying to Manchester (presumably straight from New York) on Saturday
 
Pogba 6 shirt arrives today so I've probably cursed the whole situation - possibly a big mistake, but its all good - can always buy another one :)
 
Guys ... I've had a absolutely horrid bad tooth since this morning. I've been in agony. Headaches, jawaches, at one point I lost the feeling in my foot for some reason. Its been stressing me out. The pain just stopped! I'm OK now!

In the fecked up logic that is the Pogba thread, I believe this means the deal is done. Now I'm going to have some weetabix.
Shouldn't you go check it out?
 
Pogba 6 shirt arrives today so I've probably cursed the whole situation - possibly a big mistake, but its all good - can always buy another one :)
I've never understood why people don't wait until it's confirmed. Could be a massive waste of money. Even if he does join he could pick a different number.
 
So is Pogba back from his hols tomorrow or is it Saturday?

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I'm sure this has been asked and answered a ludicrous amount of times now (including on the previous page!) but I would surmise he'll be flying out some time tomorrow and will possibly arrive in the early hours of Saturday.
 
He's due back at Juve for training on the 6th or 7th, so I assume if he were going direct to Turin he'd be leaving a day or 2 before that.

Basically, things should be kicking off pretty damn soon
 
We have made a financial blunder by selling him for next to nothing as a young player, but the good thing that's come out of this is, despite setting us back a hundred million, that we'll at least have him in a few of his prime years. There is no guarantuee that he would have developed the way he has if he stayed at United and even if he did, he would be leaving us right about now for Madrid or Barca.
 
We have made a financial blunder by selling him for next to nothing as a young player, but the good thing that's come out of this is, despite setting us back a hundred million, that we'll at least have him in a few of his prime years. There is no guarantuee that he would have developed the way he has if he stayed at United and even if he did, he would be leaving us right about now for Madrid or Barca.
We didn't sell him.
 
United's chopper has just landed outside OT. Last time this happened we signed Zlatan.
 
He's not.

Paul Pogba has gone beyond "taking a holiday" and is now taking his art to new levels that only a visionary genius like he or Kanye could be capable of.

There is no end to the holiday.

He is the holiday and the holiday is him.
Funny guy.
 
There also seems to be quite an up-tick in Matudi to Juve rumours starting to come out this morning. A lot of outlets claiming he's the "pogba replacement"
 
We have made a financial blunder by selling him for next to nothing as a young player, but the good thing that's come out of this is, despite setting us back a hundred million, that we'll at least have him in a few of his prime years. There is no guarantuee that he would have developed the way he has if he stayed at United and even if he did, he would be leaving us right about now for Madrid or Barca.

I think this is key. Going to Juventus when he did really does appear to have been the best decision he could have made for his own development. He's also proved a good deal of the doubters wrong in the process, many of whom believed he would fall victim to what was perceived as unjustified over-confidence in his own abilities, when leaving Manchester for Turin.
 
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When was the last time Pogba was spotted?

Over 8 hours ago? long enough for a flight to the UK :devil:
 
I just fail to see what's fun in lying about these things to fellow fans/muppets. So I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt...

GET TO THA CHOPPAHHH
 
Yeah it's not like they've never done that before eh:lol:

I can't remember many ocassions but I'd be happy to be proved wrong. Jim White said Benatia was flying to us but that was just him wasn't it, not Sky Sports reporting it every day?

Anyway it's all moot, this is done. Pogba is ours.
 
I've never understood why people don't wait until it's confirmed. Could be a massive waste of money. Even if he does join he could pick a different number.

Dont worry about it mate, its my money to burn and i am happy to do so. You have to look at it logically and assume he will be here, he will get the 6- rather than hang on DiMarzio an Co's nonsense. If 50 quid is a massive waste of money, then you and I lead very different lives my friend.
 
United's chopper has just landed outside OT. Last time this happened we signed Zlatan.

There's a photo on twitter. Not that that proves anything nowadays.

In fact, I could probably hand sketch a chopper and Old Trafford and it would be more of a source than most twitter photos.

It does look pretty legit though.
 
What has a chopper at OT got to do with anything?

Pogba is in NYC, and Ed does his dealing in London

Last time it happened was for something unrelated happening outside the ground with a royal, if I'm remembering right