Yeah I have a feeling now that the Ibra debut and Rooney testimonial are done with, we can press on and announce this! Today please...
Paul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) is joined by CEO Duncan Drasdo and Financial Director Andy Green from the Manchester United Supporters Trust for a special episode on all things behind the scenes at Old Trafford including a brief history of MUST and their aims today, views on INEOS and Sir Jim Ratcliffe so far, and the Old Trafford regeneration.
Helipogba all the way
I'm a big fan of passive aggressive thread titles.
Absolutely. Where better place for a jog today than down to OT. Maybe try to take some pictures while you're there if you feel there's anything worth it.
Bring a camping bag
Just go to OT and ask everyone you see about Pogba, they will love that.
Can't believe how gullible people are, it's not Pogba.
I saw a helicopter last night, it doesn't mean it was Pogba.
I fear for redcafe sometimes, I know some of the biggest muppets will be going on Holiday sit in the airport prior to boarding seeing planes touching down, and sit there going "There goes Pirlo", "Here comes Messi", "Oh wow Arjen Robben!".
I worry about you guys sometimes.
I saw a helicopter last night, it doesn't mean it was Pogba.
I fear for redcafe sometimes, I know some of the biggest muppets will be going on Holiday sit in the airport prior to boarding seeing planes touching down, and sit there going "There goes Pirlo", "Here comes Messi", "Oh wow Arjen Robben!".
I worry about you guys sometimes.
Are you already there?The state of this thread.
Why would a chopper carrying pogba be landing at OT ffs?
Why would a chopper carrying pogba be landing at OT ffs?
So wait there's an actual possibility that he's at Carrington now?
His instagram from 4 hours ago suggest he is in New York however, that would mean he was kickboxing at around 3-4am. Unless there are live photos/updates of him in NYC, there could be a chance I suppose!
It's happening
I thought true muppets would get the reference.
Was tempting and for whoever took this seriously, I was obviously joking!
muppet season is serious business! WUMming is not taken to, too fondly!Though everyone saw the white text of course!
AND YOU'RE ONLY TELLING US NOW?!
My brain says there is no chance he is in Manchester right now.
But my inner muppet says that it's him on the chopper and we will be announcing him later today.
But my inner muppet says that it's him on the chopper and we will be announcing him later today.
Stick a big Mister Potato logo on it = Profit.The state of this thread.
Why would a chopper carrying pogba be landing at OT ffs?
Because it would be idiotic paying for a helicopter when they would only save a couple of minutes in travel time.
This just became THE greatest thread in the history of RedCafe.
I'll fecking explode if we announce this today. Especially seeing as I've completely stopped follow this recently and it will come as a total surprise.
Doesn't seem logical that he'd get to Manchester unseen, with the amount of attention all over the world this transfer is getting. Still expect it to be made official by Monday though.
I didnt know about Januzaj. And yes, Diouf is a good shout.
The muppet chopper
Surely if he was in England, someone would've noticed?
Surely if he was in England, someone would've noticed?
Thread explosion of a twitter pic of a helicopter
You can't make this shit up.
You can't make this shit up.
Does anyone know why United have basically cut the media out of any transfer news? Since 2014, nearly all our transfers have been done in secrecy from the English press point of view.
Duncan Castles seems to have insight based on the fact that he is in bed with Mourinhos camp, everyone else is clueless.
Duncan Castles seems to have insight based on the fact that he is in bed with Mourinhos camp, everyone else is clueless.
This made me laugh out loud
Because that's how we like to do our business? It's not the best for the muppets, but I do prefer it this way.
Probably because in the summer of Moyes we looked a bit ridiculous and got laughed at.
It just lined up nicely with the Telegraph's report that he was signing todayThread explosion of a twitter pic of a helicopter
You can't make this shit up.
It's how we've always done it. It was Moyes who had loose lips and thought that linking us with megastars would some how give him kudos.
The way this saga went the helicopter may was empty and its only purpose was to lift up the muppets as the've gone pretty quiet in the last few days.
Overcompensated for the fiasco of the summer of 2013-14.
Is there any particular reason why the Telegraph piece seems to be trying to be funny, whilst enlightening us all with what their 'sources' supposedly know?
My money is on any guy getting out of the helicopter being a balidng, overweight 60 year old, trying to add his company to our list of 60+ sponsors.
Raiola holding the red shirt on behalf of Pogba would be a MASSIVE let down!
Can't be, it managed to take off.
I'd take Moyes holding it up at this stage.
Written purely to entertain the esteemed Muppets of the Caf.
I don't even feel the need to check this thread anymore, I'm confident it's happening. Too many journalists have "confirmed" it. Yes, if it was 1 or 2, I wouldn't be so confident. But, virtually all of them have put their reputation on the line here and I can't imagine they're all wrong.
That's what's keeping me going anyway.
That's what's keeping me going anyway.
He's not coming. And my mom and dad isn't getting back together, either. boom
boom