It's the mad world of the anti-muppet
This is not a dig, just what I find a funny observation: Do you remember post #3 in this thread? Love how it all turned out like this though![]()
- Our manager drops huge hints that Pogba is done and will be announced in the coming days.
- Caf: "Until it's announced, there's nothing to get excited about."
- Juventus player, Paul Pogba, posts a picture of himself on Instagram giving a Juventus shirt to Drake.
- Caf: "It's not happening, I fecking knew it, he's a prick. Lingard's better at dabbing anyway."
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I think and hope he will sign.
But surely any muppet can see that something doesn't add up.
1st it was the zlatan game then rooney that delayed announcement. Then paperwork and the holiday...
We are told the deal is done yet overlook the fact the guy from BBC said it wasn't.
Still nothing official and his holiday ends tomorrow.
All I would say is be prepared if there's a twist.
feck if I know. We got more sponsors than a AA convention.I thought they werent our sponsors anymore. Isnt it Tag Heuer?
Yeah... thats not happening. We'd have known if we were going for Matuidi.Lingaard IS the better dabber!
You never know. Jose might be unveiling fecking Matuidi for all we know![]()
Running through the caf with my woes
I think and hope he will sign.
But surely any muppet can see that something doesn't add up.
1st it was the zlatan game then rooney that delayed announcement. Then paperwork and the holiday...
We are told the deal is done yet overlook the fact the guy from BBC said it wasn't.
Still nothing official and his holiday ends tomorrow.
All I would say is be prepared if there's a twist.
I think we might have 2 more signings,the Pogba deal seems all but done.Did Mourinho actually say "my club is trying to do everything to close the market by the August 14"? If yes, how are people here so sure that it's going to be done in next few days? It sounds like we could be waiting another week for this.
I'm so happy, honestly just keep smiling at the thought of him playing for us and us breaking the world record fee.
All those hours spent watching him in the Academy and reserves etc will now have been all worth it![]()
I think and hope he will sign.
But surely any muppet can see that something doesn't add up.
1st it was the zlatan game then rooney that delayed announcement. Then paperwork and the holiday...
We are told the deal is done yet overlook the fact the guy from BBC said it wasn't.
Still nothing official and his holiday ends tomorrow.
All I would say is be prepared if there's a twist.
Yeah... thats not happening. We'd have known if we were going for Matuidi.
Then again, we might get Pogba and Matuidi
So the BBC is more reliable that Mourinho himself? Damn, so when United announce a transfer, we shouldn't believe it until the BBC have announced it?I think and hope he will sign.
But surely any muppet can see that something doesn't add up.
1st it was the zlatan game then rooney that delayed announcement. Then paperwork and the holiday...
We are told the deal is done yet overlook the fact the guy from BBC said it wasn't.
Still nothing official and his holiday ends tomorrow.
All I would say is be prepared if there's a twist.
Viera pisses over Toure and Pogba every day of the week Raoul.
Another homecoming!Mourinho says we're gonna sign a very good midfielder...
We're gonna sign John Obi Mikel aren't we![]()
And you know this how?Pretty much confirmed pretty much done ...
Neither of those statements mean it's done though which is the problem here. People can say pretty much this pretty much that as many times as they want .. Until it's announced and he has signed the contract and holding the shirt it isn't done and at this moment in time that's nowhere near happening..
Now we are down to Aug 14th no doubt after that we will still be here and the same people saying Aug 31,
It's last seasons 3rd shirt...
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As you were.
Nurse: We can confirm that Paul Pogba has turned down a contract offer from Manchester United. He'll be joining Juventus on a free transfer.I'm expecting Howard Nurse to tweet this weekend saying his source confirmed United have no interest in Pogba.
And you know this how?
Do you have some inside information on either United or Juve's end that says it's no way near happening? For all we know the deal is done pending Pogba signing. United rarely announce they've agreed a fee with another club pending a medical. At least, they've not done it in a while. You could say Juve might announce that we've agreed a fee, but they don't have too if they don't want too. They could announce that Pogba is leaving shortly before we announce he's signed. We'll just have to see what order it's done
I'm expecting Howard Nurse to tweet this weekend saying his source confirmed United have no interest in Pogba.
And you know this how?
Do you have some inside information on either United or Juve's end that says it's no way near happening? For all we know the deal is done pending Pogba signing. United rarely announce they've agreed a fee with another club pending a medical. At least, they've not done it in a while. You could say Juve might announce that we've agreed a fee, but they don't have too if they don't want too. They could announce that Pogba is leaving shortly before we announce he's signed. We'll just have to see what order it's done
Pogba is a much better player than Gundogan and will be fit for twice as many games easily.Pogba £100M
Gundogan £20M
We are awful at transfer fees, buying and selling, since Woodward was appointed
And you know this how?
Do you have some inside information on either United or Juve's end that says it's no way near happening? For all we know the deal is done pending Pogba signing. United rarely announce they've agreed a fee with another club pending a medical. At least, they've not done it in a while. You could say Juve might announce that we've agreed a fee, but they don't have too if they don't want too. They could announce that Pogba is leaving shortly before we announce he's signed. We'll just have to see what order it's done