It's that time again where our cherished terms of endearment from the bitter Berties are updated are shared with you all. Coming in this month are
De Gea and
Smalling:
Fergie - Pisscan, Whiskeynose, GPC, Baconface, Slur Alex, Taggart
Jose Mourinho - PEG, Maureen, Moaninho
Louis van Gaal - Turtle
Bobby Charlton - Ticket Tout
Steve Bruce - Elephant Man
Eric Cantona - Mr. Seagull
Wayne Rooney - Shrek, Granny Shagger, Weetabixhead...and others
Cristiano Ronaldo - ******
Phil Jones - Stan Laurel, Duncan Edwards (I think)...and others
Ryan Giggs - Family Man
Tony Martial - Whatsisname
Paul Pogba - Carlton Pogba, Poogba
Marouane Fellaini - Elbows, A&E, Bog Brush, Felony
Bastian Schweinsteiger - Pigsticker, Pig Farmer
Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Big Nose
Marcus Rashford - Gashford
Adnan Januzaj - Jizzyjazz
Rio Ferdinand - Camel Gob, Wio
Gary Neville - Ratboy, Ratface
Paul Scholes - Ginger Pig
Chris Smalling - Smallthing
David De Gea - Donut Thief
Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others
United - Rags, Ushited, Untied, Manure, Scum
The 6-1 victory - Sick Swan
Although not United, I also like the name Lily for Robbie Savage.