Premier League matchweek 36 (may 5th-may 10th)

I have to mute my telly each time they sing Celtic's song there at the start, it is so cringey.
 
Origi with three in six against Southampton but that stat fails to mention that all three were in one game.

Scrappy 1-0 win will do me fine.
 
No chance Soton are winning. They're already on holiday, comfortable win for Pool here.
 
Hoping that Adrian Pimento from Brooklyn nine nine is up for it today.
 
I feel like the first chance Southampton have will be a goal.
 
Carragher needs to learn he doesn't have to talk in depth tactics every time it's his turn to talk.
Neville does it well, his good points doesn't get lost within 99 other points
 
This crossing into the box is stupid. We'll never score like that.
 
I just did something I never do. I did a double predicting the two winners. I literally never ever do bets like that. 20/1 for Saints and United. Couldn't resist.
Nutter. The double bet was Liverpool-Arsenal. Win-win.
 
Well, if any team's going to get a good first look at the goal today, it will be Liverpool because Southampton are really struggling to maintain possession.
 
We're running on fumes at this point. I don't think I can expect another great/good performance from us this season.

It'll be lots of scrappy games
 
Why didn't Lallana start this? Origi has been hopeless again.
 
Southampton doing alright.

But I expect them to pack up once LFC get the first.
 
It is isn't it. Southampton look like they'd love a point and we're struggling to break them down.

Origi just ruined a good opening there.

No atmosphere either, as if everyone has come out for a chilled sunday picnic.
 
Kenny Daglish - "Won 8 league titles with Liverpool as player and manager"

Jog the feck on, he won feck all as manager you Sky bastards.