[Nytram Shakes]

This right hand side is a black hole.

has been for years!

 

[SirAnderson]

There is no purpose in the passing right now. Geez, come on give us something to watch guys.

 

[Janson]

Bad hold up from Lukaku.

 

[GifLord]

Benfica chance - De gea saves

 

[el3mel]

Very silly mistakes from Bailly and Smalling today.

 

[Android1974]

Mourinho won't take Matić until we score again.

 

[Djemba-Djemba]

We've been aimless this second half.

 

[Catt]

Shaw eating donuts by the touchline.

Sipping on some coke too.

 

[whatwha]

Lukaku reminds me Chicharito. Just looks clumsy and awkward on the ball.

He does. Very heavy touches. Not super clinical either, unlike Chicharito in his best years.

 

[Jazz]

Poor Lukaku not having a good game

 

[Ram1fy]

I don't think Smalling has ever made a ground pass in between the lines in his footballing career

 

[iam_kramer]

Mourinho might say Lukaku is untouchable, but putting a spotlight on him was not a good move, he's been poor again today.

 

[iluvoursolskjær]

We are so shit going forward wallahi not even a funny

 

[madzo2007]

If Lukaku had a good first touch and hold up play he'd be perfect

 

[AndyJ1985]

It's all Benifica at the moment. Our attack is non existent.

 

[Djemba-Djemba]

The first proactive thing Darmian has done all night and then he immediately loses the ball

 

[Offside]

These games are starting to become a throwback to last season. We need Pogba back ASAP.

 

[Massive Spanner]

Sipping on some coke too.

Not sure you're doing coke right.

 

[Ramshock]

Is that keeper a United supporter?

 

[Leftback99]

This right hand side is a black hole.

No surprise, it's the old dream partnership (for the opposing left backs) Darmian and Mata.

 

[Fully Fledged]

Sipping on some coke too.

As long as he's not snorting it I'll let him off. After all it could be worse it could be Pepsi.

 

[Nick7]

Miki is losing the ball a lot.

 

[Sandyman]

OMG Mikhi!!!

 

[TsuWave]

Mkhi is trash. god.

 

[Stobzilla]

Change your hair DDG FFS

I like you don't be cnut

In a situation where someone is telling another to not be a cnut because of their haircut, there is only one actual cnut.

 

[whatwha]

We are so shit going forward wallahi not even a funny

Wallahi?

 

[Trizy]

Mkh should not be let near the first team or the bench. He's absolutely shocking.

 

[Djemba-Djemba]

Mkhitaryan again.

fecking hell.

 

[minoo-utd]

Fecking fed up with Mkhitaryan.

 

[VeevaVee]

Eliseu looks like a Wayans brother

 

[Classical Mechanic]

Paul Parker saying that Mkhitaryan has a strong body but a weak mind.

 

[Randall Flagg]

Jesus

 

[Arruda]

That was nearly 5 minutes of uninterrupted play. Shit play, but uninterrupted. From De Gea's save at 59 until now.

 

[Hed Zitin]

Even the cakes on the bake off haven't been that great. Mediocre day.

 

[peridigm]

Wtf?

 

[shaggy]

Miki is losing the ball a lot.

Water is wet etc.

 

[Nick7]

Jesus Eric

 

[Janson]

Wow.

 

[AndyJ1985]

Feck off Mkhitaryan

 

[pseudo_canadian]

Mkhitaryan is absolutely fecking useless.

 

[Jagga7]

fecking hell, this 2nd half has been awful even for our standards.