David Moyes | West Ham in talks with him for managerial job

Whatever are West Ham playing at?
Moyes must be working cheap, maybe he's paying them?
If Moyes takes West Ham down, his 'Jonah' status will be confirmed and the only job in football he will be likely to get is managing the pie stand at a league 2 club!
Still we didn't deal fairly with the guy, so wish him and West Ham luck, they will certainly need it!
 
Steven Pienaar is awaiting a call!

The only plus point for Moyes, is that he’s unemployed, and so there’s no compensation. But then he will cost West Ham when they have to sack him.

Granted, half the available managers have already been a manger of West Ham. Allerdyce, Pardue, Redknapp. But if they can’t fnd anyone better, they’ve already given up.
 
Expect him to say he needs better players at his unveiling.
100% it will happen. When they get relegated he will say Guardiola and Mourinho wouldn't be able to keep this team up.

He will belittle his players at least five times before the end of year.
 
Fecking hell.


West Ham are horrible aren’t they, manager not even fired yet every news outlet reporting they’re in talks with David fecking Moyes.

What’s the thinking here? he got fired relatively quickly from his past 3 jobs taking Sunderland down in the process.....why the feck would they even be considering this fecking dinosaur.
 
Its the same thing for football managers as CEOs and MDs.

You would not believe how many incompetent dullards have held the title “CEO” and “MD”, people who have been promoted far beyond their level, people who were very good salesmen, get promoted to regional, have very good salesmen working underneath them, so ends up going to national, then director, affable chap done well, knows how to make money, Bob is retiring next month going to need a safe pair of hands to take over...

Company nose dives under their leadership, but they walk into in the next MD/CEO position, and the next, and the next, and the next.....

Football managers are the same, they have the title “football manager” on their CV, its not like looking for a plumber or a van driver, the talent pool is really, really limited, so the same shit managers keep getting jobs, going round in circles until not even the most desperate of owners will take a risk on employing them.

Moyes is still one or two jobs away from being written off, there are still people who buy into the nonsense that he has been unlucky and not incompetent in his last three jobs.
 
Don’t forget:
. the board will mislead him about funds available in January.
. How Crystal Palace are favourites when they play West Ham at home.
. He thought he had [insert no of years on his contract] to turn things around.
. Tell the media that he needs better players and the current squad are not good enough.
. After his sacking, he will talk about all the players he nearly signed.
 
Don’t forget:
. the board will mislead him about funds available in January.
. How Crystal Palace are favourites when they play West Ham at home.
. He thought he had [insert no of years on his contract] to turn things around.
. Tell the media that he needs better players and the current squad are not good enough.
. After his sacking, he will talk about all the players he nearly signed.

. He will remind you how unfairly he was treated at United, every two days.
 
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West Ham are certainly one of the more feckless clubs in the league, aren't they?

If I didn't want them to go down already (which I did), I certainly do now.
 
Whatever happen to West Ham it will not be his fault according to Mr. Moyes. The damage was already done and he could do nothing.
 
West Ham are certainly one of the more feckless clubs in the league, aren't they?

If I didn't want them to go down already (which I did), I certainly do now.
Is Dirk Diggler not available, now that would be a match made in heaven.
 
They have City, Arsenal & Chelsea in their next 6 fixtures :lol:

Screwed!
 
They have City, Arsenal & Chelsea in their next 6 fixtures :lol:

Screwed!
Get ready for the lowering of expectations. "We'll be lucky to improve any time soon, these things take time. It takes football intelligence to understand how these things work".

Meanwhile, Steve Round and Darren Gibson are sat by the phone waiting for their next gig at West Ham.
 
"Around here they keep telling me Chicharito is a good finisher but I'm just starting to learn these things..."
 
Get ready for the lowering of expectations. "We'll be lucky to improve any time soon, these things take time. It takes football intelligence to understand how these things work".

Meanwhile, Steve Round and Darren Gibson are sat by the phone waiting for their next gig at West Ham.
Bet most of the Real Madrid and Bayern players will be changing their telephone numbers.
 
How many more chances does he get? He even upgrades his job despite failing! West Ham is surely a bigger team than Sunderland.