Jim Beam
Gets aroused by men in low socks

Conte is a mini-Jose himself when he is pissed off though - tactless minus the dry wit. He started this by trying to rub it in when Chelsea beat us 4-0. Jose has been holding himself back for awhile, even made peace with Wenger and Guardiola, his pet hates. But Conte made it more difficult for him.
Looking at the way he and Klopp behaved during the game at Anfield and in the press after, you could say that the tension between them is not so high at the moment, or almost non-existent. Klopp also didn't react to this at all, and as far as I know, nobody asked him about it which is quite telling for Conte.
You can't get away from this particular clown, though.
“But, but, do you think it was for me?" Yes, Antonio, it's all about you. Jose mentioned a name clown, so it has to be you.