[devilish]

I turned off Goldfinger for this.

You opted for middle finger instead

 

[Trophy Room]

I actually want to cry because Manchester United is dying

We'll never die mate. Prolonged coma

 

[Ranchero]

Martial has to stop diving for penalties. I am surprised he hasn't been booked.

 

[AlecHDR]

Lukaku seems to have gained weight?

Spoiler: Lukaku

 

[Foxtrot]

They would need to score like 5 goals to make up the GD deficit if results stay the same. So yeah, there is a chance.

No, head to head over goal difference. If Valencia beat us, we are out as they drew with us at Old Trafford.

 

[EwanI Ted]

Strolling out from the back when it’s 0-0 with a handful of minutes to go. Dreadful.

 

[11101]

Id actually forgotten Rashford was still on until that little run. It's been a while since he missed a shot.

 

[devilish]

Shaw thinking that the buffet will be closing soon.

Nah he thought lukaku wad going out and he tried to mount him

 

[Andersons Dietician]

Is Savage only just noticing what most United supporters have known since the first season.

 

[Adisa]

Europa League beckons.

 

[Andycoleno9]

Well at least we will go to win EL. Best way for CL next year

 

[Fracture90]

It's Rashford's turn to be sacrificed to the great almighty bus tonight .

 

[Red00012]

There isn’t a word from the crowd, lowest I’ve felt since Moyes.

 

[jmaggio]

Lukaku seems to have gained weight?

ABSOLUTE unit. In awe at the size of this lad

 

[saivet]

They would need to score like 5 goals to make up the GD deficit if results stay the same. So yeah, there is a chance.

Head to head and we drew 0-0 with them at OT

 

[Charlie Foley]

They would need to score like 5 goals to make up the GD deficit if results stay the same. So yeah, there is a chance.

It’s head to head and even if not their goal difference is only 4 behind us, not 9

 

[alsabi]

If it finishes like this we have 8 points and better goal difference and they would have 5 points if they lose to Juve tonight

But would be ahead of us if they win because it's head-to-head, not goal difference, that counts first in CL groups

 

[Ranchero]

Its at times like this I am amazed we don't have Chong on the bench to inject some devil-may-care. But of course he is too young for Mourinho.

 

[RedDevil@84]

Europa League beckons.

Can we just pass on the chance for another team that is interested?

 

[Art]

Spoiler: Lukaku

There's a meme where his next stage of evolution is Mark Henry .

 

[kopviolator]

I miss Van Gaal. At least he was funny.

 

[Annihilate Now!]

We managed to become worse when Rom came on, go figure

 

[mitchmouse]

i wish there was a way of withholding salaries: maybe people would not just be strolling around

 

[redshaw]

Young Boys just block everything with ease.

I'd expect better attacking from Hyde United.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Europa League beckons.

If he thinks they can win that this season, he can forget it. There will be serious quality in there this year.

 

[Florida Man]

Please.. We cant play on Thursdays... Come on

You’re optimistic to think we’ll place high enough for Thursdays.

 

[FrenchRed]

Spoiler: Lukaku

He looks absolutely knackered trying to run back - it’s shocking to see a pro in that condition :/

 

[minoo-utd]

No other way but stupid crosses? What we are trying to do exactly to score?

 

[King.of.Red]

Speechless.......

 

[Andersons Dietician]

You cannot be serious.

I am, he was one of the only reasons with Fred why we were controlling the game. He’s also been popping passes about making runs getting back and making tackles and covering Shaw.

 

[Ranchero]

It’s head to head and even if not their goal difference is only 4 behind us, not 9

This is how desperate it has become that we have to calculate whether we can get through if we draw with Valencia. I mean that's how far we have sunk

 

[Canagel]

Quite incredible he's kept that pairing of Fellaini and Matic on for another 90 minutes. What a coward

 

[Andycoleno9]

De Gea will run down his contract and go to Juve. Scudetto every year and probably a couple of CLs by the time he retires.

Meanwhile, we would still be 6th arguing if Benitez needs to be sacked or if it is Woodward to blame.

I hope he will becstupid enough and sign new contract.

 

[red4ever 79]

No, head to head over goal difference. If Valencia beat us, we are out as they drew with us at Old Trafford.

yes it goes on head to head

 

[peridigm]

No, head to head over goal difference. If Valencia beat us, we are out as they drew with us at Old Trafford.

Meh. Just as well. Has any team in the history ever progressed to the next round when they did not score a single home goal in the group stage? We don't deserve to go through.

 

[Jazz]

But would be ahead of us if they win because it's head-to-head, not goal difference, that counts first in CL groups

Ok. We need a goal here then

 

[ManUtd1999]

Rashford’s decision making is poor!

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

I turned off Goldfinger for this.

Tuned into Dr. No Goals

 

[Andycoleno9]

Rashfords miss proves costly. Again.. and again...

 

[saivet]

Are Valencia still shit or have they picked up form now?

 

[jmaggio]

Anyone think Lukaku may have some medical issue ? Maybe a thyroid problem ? Just seems to have gained so much bulk in the last 2 or 3 months

 

[Irish Jet]

Don’t worry lads. Pub team.