Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

Fans on their actually moaning they haven't spent enough money. The absolute cheek of that.

Well, they are right.
To fully implement his philosophy, all he needs is another £250M.
I actually think that Pep has been screwed over by his bosses, who have forced him to operate on a shoestring budget.
 
BTW, am I right in thinking that since Jose was fired, Pep hasn't won a match?
 
So the many people who predicted Mahrez to be a stupid signing if it meant they didn't buy a dm were right? Who could have guessed.

Everyone knew they needed someone in midfield.
 
Not sure why people mock him for being bald - don't over half of men go bald or balding?

Just mock him for being an annoying cnut

I'm not bald (the bald gene may have missed me, even though my dad and grandfather both went bald), but I do sympathise with those who have lost or are losing their hair.
Josep Guardiola however, does not have my sympathies.

Coincidence? I think not.

Perhaps he is mourning Jose's sacking or maybe lost motivation/drive?
 
He could always sign more hair...
 
Not the place. But why isn't he playing his wunderkind Foden as a holding midfielder?
 
BTW, am I right in thinking that since Jose was fired, Pep hasn't won a match?
It's like when twin little brothers are separated... They start acting up, get sick, etc. The first time Pep left La Liga (and Jose), He had to take a sabbatical and lost his ability to speak English. It took him one year to relearn the language, about two weeks to wish someone a Happy New Year.
 
What, like take 'donations' from the pubic hair region and attach them to his head?

That's a tad extreme but I like it.

Yep, I would pay to see that happen.

Well, we had a working example in Rooney so it can work there too. :D :D
 
I'm so disappointed. Come on Pep, you're the only one here capable of stopping Liverpool from winning the premier league!

We'll take over next season.
 
City since Mancini is a lot similar to Arsenal of the late 90s-mid 00s. Playing beautiful football, have plenty of bite and physicality and a touch of cnutiness to them, but very complacent and underachieve relative to their quality. It’s mad that in an era of fluctuations between top teams which enabled even Leicester to lift the title, they haven’t been able to defend it even once.

This is also why I laugh at the suggestion that SAF retired because he felt he couldn’t compete anymore after his last title. The old man would bring in a couple of wingers, a top striker to replace Rooney and continue hoovering up titles had he stayed on, while us fans tear our hair out week after week watching giggsy and cleverly start in midfield.
 
BTW, am I right in thinking that since Jose was fired, Pep hasn't won a match?

:lol: There’s probably something in this. Pep and Jose are like Batman and Joker. They need each other to stay on top of their game :lol:
 
This would be delicious if the Dippers weren't top.
Still, Spurs could make a stab at it, that wouldn't be too bad would it? The lesser of three evils? A Spurs title though and Poch might stay put. It's all so complicated. Much simpler when we were out in front, sigh.
If we keep our form up, we could be kingmakers with a few selective victories.
 
They’ve given up on the title with half the season to go. Pathetic bunch of glory-seeking assclowns forgetting what they once were. Also suddenly Mahrez is shit, Gundogan is shit, basically their whole squad is shit with the exception of a handful. Any excuse to go out and blow a good wad of the Sheikh's petrodollars.















Not seen the word ‘bent’ used in a while…















It’s all Pep’s fault:



There is one who still believes:




These comments sound like the caf.

I will remind you when Ole loses one or two games. Just copy posts here and paste them elsewhere.

:D
 
If they lose their next game Guardiola will be gone and Uwe Rosler will take over on a caretaker basis until the end of the season.
 
What are our hair prospects going forward? Is that why people are in favour of Pochettino over OGS?

Just imagine Pep is so fecked off with life that he just leaves City (he has history) into PSG's arms. And City throw all their money....Poch's way. :eek::nervous:

Oops..:lol:
 
Just imagine Pep is so fecked off with life that he just leaves City (he has history) into PSG's arms. And City throw all their money....Poch's way. :eek::nervous:

Oops..:lol:

Nah, Mourinho will go to City. On his way into the office he will meet Guardiola who is leaving. After inspecting the amount of hairs on Pep's head he will raise three fingers into the air to the fans and then one month into the job he'll fall out with Agüero and call him a parasitic germ.
 
Baldiola is just a really good nickname. It's not only catchy but fits with your first impressions of Guardiola. His head looks photo shopped as if a doctor had edited his real hair in his 20s to give him an idea of what he would look like in his 40s.
 
Pep will probably say feck this if he failed to win the league/CL this year and just piss off to PSG.
 
Nah, Mourinho will go to City. On his way into the office he will meet Guardiola who is leaving. After inspecting the amount of hairs on Pep's head he will raise three fingers into the air to the fans and then one month into the job he'll fall out with Agüero and call him a parasitic germ.

Jose might be so stressed by then that he starts going bald himself and he raises 3 fingers to signify the amount of hairs he had left :lol: