Redlambs
Creator of the Caftards comics
Spaculation in spoiler tags, please.
Yeah sorry brother, I was fecking around but realise that's likely. I'll edit now
Spaculation in spoiler tags, please.
Cleganebowl but it's literally a game of bowlingIf we get Cleganebowl then the show runners can feck off. If they go for the surprise and not have it happen then they can also feck off. Seriously, just feck the feck off and go back to writing shit action movies David Benioff. And "DB" Weiss - do you call yourself "DB" because it makes you sound more interesting than you actually are. Because that's your writing in a nutshell; skin deep.
What, the part where Cersei could have ended them all there and then, yet went with "fan favourite" missandre?
I think they were supposed to take care of Greyjoy's fleet bringing food to the city, like they said earlier. They werent expecting Cersei to have the ballista weapons.
I mean she probably should have been ready for anything and not exposed herself, but at the same time during the show only the Nightking had been a real threat to her dragons in the air. And he just died. So maybe she thought now her dragons were going to be safe like all the rest of the time. Still arrogant I guess
It's like they saw the harsh reactions to the Zombie Kidnap episode last season and thought "Shit, we need to find a way to stop people talking about it...". Sadly their approach to that wasn't "...so let's knuckle down do the best work of our careers in Season 8!" but is actually "...so let's proper shit the bed next time!"Actually yeah thinking about it, nothing comes close. By far the worst episode of GoT. So much of it was dumb.
I think Cersei is trying to make her emotional so she makes a big mistake rushing in. The only truly vulnerable one was Tyrion. And yes they could have tried to shoot at the dragon, but the dragon has just seen its brother shot so... I'm guessing it would be ready and move out the way?
Cleganebowl but it's literally a game of bowling
True but then that's when her 'advisors' should have said Euron is some master sailor and not easy on the sea. And they know Yara loves Dany and taken control of the Iron Islands again - so why not call her in?
But my main bit that confuses me is I still don't get how 2 dragons and her flying around didn't see a fleet. The rock wasn't that big
Except for the small matter of the same weapon shooting her largest dragon out of the air last season....I mean she probably should have been ready for anything and not exposed herself, but at the same time during the show only the Nightking had been a real threat to her dragons in the air...
I understand it would be jarring to just go from the battle of the dead straight to the battle against Cersei but fecking hell they spent about 40 minutes on a drunken winterfell party.
Oh come on ffs. They literally just shot a moving dragon out of the air, from a boat moving on the waves, with 3 shots!
Even then, why not just shoot Dany?
They can try and make Dany out to be some mad Queen and she has done some major stupid stuff but I think she is and has been justified in her actions recently:
- It may be for her end game but she didn't HAVE to help the North. Could have done a Cercei
- She lost most her army which she singlehandedly built together
- She has now lost 2 dragons
- She sees Jon is more loved and absolutely spot on that Sansa is a bitch
- She just lost her bestie
- She literally had nobody on the show that is like family/to the same levels people like Jon and co have had
If anything, Sansa is the fecking villain here
I understand it would be jarring to just go from the battle of the dead straight to the battle against Cersei but fecking hell they spent about 40 minutes on a drunken winterfell party.
Is she in range? If so why did they only prepare to fire on Tyrion when he walked right up to the castle?
The Night King's frost storm! ...oh wait that was the previous episode
Yeah I dunno. And when they were revealed wasnt there just Greyjoy on one of those ballistas? So how did he fire like 4 shots in quick succession when it needs to be constantly reloaded and set before shooting? Maybe I missed the other ones firing
I might be in a minority, but I really enjoyed that scene. I had a big smile on my face throughout the whole drunken party.
Is she in range? If so why did they only prepare to fire on Tyrion when he walked right up to the castle?
Yeah, you are trolling right now.
Or write for the show![]()
You're actually trying to use logic to explain anything that just happened. Fair play to you, but that's an uphill battle.
Me too
It was fecking stupid, just like having Jaime mount the mountain, but it was at least a bit of fun.
Sansa's a villain because she doesn't trust Dany?They can try and make Dany out to be some mad Queen and she has done some major stupid stuff but I think she is and has been justified in her actions recently:
- It may be for her end game but she didn't HAVE to help the North. Could have done a Cercei
- She lost most her army which she singlehandedly built together
- She has now lost 2 dragons
- She sees Jon is more loved and absolutely spot on that Sansa is a bitch
- She just lost her bestie
- She literally had nobody on the show that is like family/to the same levels people like Jon and co have had
If anything, Sansa is the fecking villain here
They’ve wrecked Varys and Vanilla Ice, after managing to make Tyrion and Littlefinger lame just previously.And Varys? How can it be said they haven't totally butchered that character too. Like the NK, he was a starting point and he ends up looking like a right dribbling moron![]()
Oh yeah, Sansa is a stone cold Bitch.
Why did Bronn accept Tyrion's offer? One minute he's all smart and switching sides, the next he's taking an offer that he must surely know Tyrion does not have the power to fulfil
He's the Queen's Hand. He has pull.Why did Bronn accept Tyrion's offer? One minute he's all smart and switching sides, the next he's taking an offer that he must surely know Tyrion does not have the power to fulfil
That would be a fine and noble goal if the show itself stuck to any sort of logic, but it doesn't. Things just happen because that's what the writers want. Like trebuchets in front of troops, defending a castle from the outside and the Dothraki charge. That's just one episode. They don't stick to any logic, they just make things happen.I mean... How else do you have a discussion about a tv show if not by using logic? I thought it was mostly okay, but still definitely some questionable choices
Sansa's a villain because she doesn't trust Dany?
If you want to go over what Dany has been through, do the same with Sansa. Don't miss out the rape, forced marriage and having to watch her father be beheaded and have to pretend to like the man who ordered it.
Cue Eastenders theme...
That would be a fine and noble goal if the show itself stuck to any sort of logic, but it doesn't. Things just happen because that's what the writers want. Like trebuchets in front of troops, defending a castle from the outside and the Dothraki charge. That's just one episode. They don't stick to any logic, they just make things happen.
I'm asking. I dont know the range of the ballistas on the castle. Have we seen those ones in action? They arent the ones on the boat.
Oh yeah that part of it is fine, but Tyrion is only hand, he can't just give out one of the biggest titles/castles in Westeros to some sell sword that's already been jumped up.Cos he believes that moreso than cerseis offer given that they had two dragons at the time