[Im red2]

We're going to struggle to hold the ball and progress it up the pitch at all. Pogba/Martial are absolute musts for that. Even Lingard is better than those out there at progressing up the pitch ffs. Hope for a draw I guess?

Lingard just progresses up the pitch, and then progresses back down the pitch. Have sen nothing else from him.

 

[RooneyLegend]

Well, he's only human.

(barely)

Ingrid who?

 

[JMack1234]

Odds on Rojo getting sent off?

 

[tonnas]

All these mascular injuries is because of training....great coaching saff...

 

[ManchesterYoda]

Have you seen the forward line?

Ashley young is still in the defence

I've no problem with Ashley Young, especially if he's playing as wingback.
Did you know Young has made 20 accurate crosses so far this season. The rest of the squad have made 16 combined.
20/29 accurate crosses Young. 16 accurate corners too. Rest of the squad 5 combined.
I know that the vast hordes of Ashley Young haters won't care about that because Young is shit by default whatever he does in any game he plays.

 

[BusbyMalone]

Is it another muscle injury?

 

[Schmeichel's Cartwheel]

Rojo is the kind of player who could give away a pen, score an own goal & get sent off, or score winner in the 90th minute. The Guy is a nutter. I know the former is far more likely, but still, he's fun to watch.

 

[Judas]

Odds on Rojo getting sent off?

#rojogetsared

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

And red card

But he will have a great smile on his face.

 

[One Night Only]

Rojo, although rash, is good at playing the ball in between the lines. I also think he's much more suited to the wide areas than Maguire is, especially against someone like Mane, who has tremendous movement.

He's actually a pretty sound CB, it's when he's wide he's mental. Atleast he gives a shit about the game. He wants to win every ball , every game, every header. Can't say that about many of the current squad.

 

[SteveJ]

Shouldn't he be doing that for every bloody match ??

Sometimes I just think ' Oh, feck it ' and go out for a walk instead.

It's becoming reminiscent of Moyes' smug predictions:

"They tell me we've never beaten Corned Beef Rovers...we'll see about THAT!"

*Result: United - 0 Corned Beef Rovers - 27*

 

[roseguy64]

Rojo in for Tuanzebe and Jones on the bench.

 

[OnlyTwoDaSilvas]

It's been going on for years

It has. I'm sure we've had periods of our season where most of our centre backs have been injured svery year since 2009, when Jonny Evans came in and played a lot more games than we expected.

 

[Sandikan]

Was just about to say De Gea playing and Salah not tilts the odds a bit.

Then our gameplan doesn't even get to 1 min!!

Still, a drab 0-0 will do.

 

[Random Task]

Anyone got a stream
for Random Task's dinner?

Axel is on his way round to @Random Task for dinner.

I think dinner is out of the question today

Worth it. I hope.

 

[Andycoleno9]

Why are all of our players made of glass?

Nah, we fecked up pre-season. Ole, Phelan or fitness coach. No matter but they fecked it up. All that muscle injuries are not usual at all

 

[OohAahMartial]

Would hardly be shocked if we have to sub off De Gea in 1st half too. Sometimes you can't take a player's enthusiasm as enough to play--otherwise Jones would beg to play even when on crutches.

 

[Sassy Colin]

Can't catch a break, can we? Axel broken down in the warm up.

 

[FrankDrebin]

Rojo's an absolute horrific player but I like him so much.

 

[Random Task]

Ingrid who?

Ole's bit on the side.

Can't remember her Surname.

 

[Andycoleno9]

Second thing that came to my mind

First thing was red car i guess

 

[SirMattlives]

Rojo to score the winner then, it's in the stars...

 

[Fully Fledged]

Anyone got a stream
for Random Task's dinner?

@FrankDrebin if he doesn't go to the toilet soon.

 

[Walters_19_MuFc]

Pogba with a fecking walking stick. What on earth is going on?

 

[Bulldog United]

I doubt Liverpool's medical team or manager are too thrilled about that injury during the warmup.

 

[RooneyLegend]

We wont be going down with a whimper. Im fully expecting us to give this a good old go.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

I'm calling it, DDG MOTM.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

 

[Darkhorsez]

First thing was red car i guess

Yeah unfortunately

 

[bosnian_red]

Classic

 

[hobbers]

Who on that pitch is going to take the ball forward for us?

James would but it'll never get within 20 yards of him unfortunately.

 

[Red00012]

Lets see how long our parked bus holds up

Ole loves those 1st 2 words

 

[Damien]

It's been going on for years

Yeah, I remember when we brought in Mourinho and Rui Faria in particular that the hope was that our injury situation would be a thing of the past but that never happened and it was still poor.

 

[Andycoleno9]

Yeah, it is working great Ole. Carry on

 

[Ekeke]

That team really looks like it should be 12th or 14th in the league

 

[Heinzesight]

Wasn’t Axel fit all last season at Villa?

 

[48 hours]

Imagine being able to play the same line up for a few games in a row

 

[cj_sparky]

Ole's bit on the side.

Can't remember her Surname.

ingrid halstensen

 

[bosnian_red]

Lingard just progresses up the pitch, and then progresses back down the pitch. Have sen nothing else from him.

Meanwhile fred and Pereira just give it away without doing anything else. Theres varying degrees of shit, and Lingard is far less shit than them!

 

[RooneyLegend]

Atmosphere sounds amazing, lets go!!!

 

[sunama]

The positive in all of this is that LFC are without Salah (their best player).

 

[FrankDrebin]

I need to go to the loo.

 

[Pexbo]