Alternative careers for footballers

[Irrational.]

A bit of quarantine fun.

Most footballers would probably struggle doing anything that isn't football as part of their day to day life. If they weren't playing football, how would they be earning a crust?

DDG I imagine would be some kind of hipster running a bar.

Jesse Lingard would be one of those annoying YouTubers that would go around pissing people off followed by 'it's a prank, bro!'

Rooney would be some kind of bricklayer.

Any others?

 

[horsechoker]

Jesse Lingard would be a YouTuber or twitch streamer

 

[The Don]

Juan Mata, a college professor.

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

Juan Mata, a college professor.

 

[LInkash]

AWB would be a masked vigilante.

 

[Gopher Brown]

Harry Maguire - hat model

 

[yumtum]

Phil Jones - disability benefits.

 

[VorZakone]

Carrick - an accountant.

 

[Infordin]

Ronaldo - Calvin Klein model

 

[Dante]

Harry Maguire - carpet fitter

 

[The Siege]

I see AWB making good use of the spider legs as a break dancer.

 

[Samid]

Ole - PE teacher

 

[Redcy]

James - greyhound lure

 

[Rodgerzzz]

Bailly - Phone Box caretaker

 

[spaceboyRSA]

Rojo. Thug.

 

[Jibberjabber]

A bit of quarantine fun.

Most footballers would probably struggle doing anything that isn't football as part of their day to day life. If they weren't playing football, how would they be earning a crust?

DDG I imagine would be some kind of hipster running a bar.

Jesse Lingard would be one of those annoying YouTubers that would go around pissing people off followed by 'it's a prank, bro!'

Rooney would be some kind of bricklayer.

Any others?

I'm sure I've seen many times that Rooney was a decent boxer and could have made a career out of it

Vardy has the look of a fruit and veg market trader with a money pouch tied round him shouting his head off..

 

[fergosaurus]

Jamie Carragher - Elocution Teacher

 

[SirAnderson]

Ole - PE teacher

 

[SirAnderson]

Jamie Carragher - Elocution Teacher

Fecking hell

 

[SirAnderson]

Firmino - cross dressing artist.

 

[OleBoiii]

I love the player, but if you put a suit on Iniesta then he looks like a bloodsucking lawyer or banker who billionaires hire to pull off highly unethical stuff in order to protect their assets.

 

[SirAnderson]

Dele Alli (and a few others for that matter) - sparring partner

 

[Lelouch geass]

I love the player, but if you put a suit on Iniesta then he looks like a bloodsucking lawyer or banker who billionaires hire to pull off highly unethical stuff in order to protect their assets.

His bald patch looks kind of woodward to me. Maybe both blood sucking financial typhoon

 

[Lelouch geass]

Xavi looks like mafiaso with simione his hitman bodyguard and john terry eyes suggest drug addict

 

[Amar__]

Most of them would be instagram influencers.

 

[drmuji]

Fred.... Lawn Mower

 

[jamesjimmybyrondean]

Bellerin would be a model. Cavani would be in his country's Mafia. Luke Shaw will be in my 600lbs life

 

[FujiVice]

Wasnt Ole an amateur wrestler as a boy? I swear he said that when he first signed.

 

[The Original]

Mata - COO of a global charity
Maguire - police officer
Lindelof - insurance salesperson
Shaw - chef
Matic - special forces soldier
Fred - handyman
Pogba - rapper
McTominay - private security
Bruno - digital marketing creative
Martial - Banker
Rashford - mom and pop style convenience store owner
James - carpenter

 

[manutddjw]

Phil Jones: Runs an unsuccessful shrimping company.

 

[Lynty]

Gary Neville - local trade union representative

 

[GledTheRed]

Rafa Benitez - Fat Spanish Waiter.

 

[horsechoker]

Mata - COO of a global charity
Maguire - police officer
Lindelof - insurance salesperson
Shaw - chef
Matic - special forces soldier
Fred - handyman
Pogba - rapper
McTominay - private security
Bruno - digital marketing creative
Martial - Banker
Rashford - mom and pop style convenience store owner
James - carpenter

This is the one I can't even fathom

 

[The Original]

This is the one I can't even fathom

hahaha Rashy just seems like the type that would be a kindly old man when he gets there. Alternatively, I could see him as a barber.

 

[horsechoker]

hahaha Rashy just seems like the type that would be a kindly old man when he gets there. Alternatively, I could see him as a barber.

I can see him as a friendly shop assistant at foot locker or JD sport.

 

[Class of 63]

Phil Jones - shit Stuntman
Dan James - Pigeon Catcher

Troy Deeney - Debt Collector
Jordan Henderson - Traffic Warden

Mike Phelan - Good Cop
Mourinho - work with the guy above

 

[horsechoker]

Louis Van Gaal - Army Commander

 

[Irrational.]

Vardy has the look of a fruit and veg market trader with a money pouch tied round him shouting his head off..

I can imagine Michael Owen being some kind of Richard Attenborough type wildlife narrator, voicing over two hippos mating.

 

[The Purley King]

Vardy has the look of a fruit and veg market trader with a money pouch tied round him shouting his head off..

Vardy already had his other career as Albert steptoe.
Give it another 10 years and he’ll be having his baths in the kitchen sink eating pickled onions af the same time.......

 

[groovyalbert]

James - leisure centre lifeguard