Trump Coronavirus (CV in US Politics)

Half the top brass at Pentagon either positive or in quarantine

EDIT: Reported on CNN.
 
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Yeah that’s a statement from the White House not a statement from a physician.
 
Half the top brass at Pentagon either positive or in quarantine

EDIT: Reported on CNN.
The Soviets would have discarded this possible decapitation scenario completely out of hand during the Cold War due to its sheer implausibility. They never would have envisioned something that could have potentially incapacitated the US government hierarchy, especially through biological warfare.
 
The Soviets would have discarded this possible decapitation scenario completely out of hand during the Cold War due to its sheer implausibility. They never would have envisioned something that could have potentially incapacitated the US government hierarchy, especially through biological warfare.
Yeah inadvertently (or intentionally.. Who knows these days??) Trump exposed to the entire world how easy it is to bring our country to its knees, in many more ways than one.
 
Why is he highlighting jobs ffs? The job market right now is a disaster. How is he so insulated from reality?
 
That's mine, originally.



Fraud!

Keller should wear #2, Il Douche!


Here's @Mockney in 2015 on Rupert Murdoch. Still not Trump, but we're getting closer:
Tbf, his M.O (in the UK at least) has always been to support whomever looks like winning. He's the wartime Italy of media magnates. Or Il Douche.


The win goes to @Nobby style:
This whole Bloomberg noise is total gobbledygook nonsense. It´s like journos wondering out loud creating clickbait stories about some sensational possibility of United´s new signing or next coach. Why? Trump is proving himself to be a very popular personalty and candidate . . . and for all of a sudden a way-too-moderate semi republican to astonishingly enter the race? That´s just whacky.

And can anybody be surprised about fat bastard Christie´s endorsement of il douche Trump? These guys are cut from the same cloth. Two corrupt, blustering angry white men, given to bullying folks around, and both massive egomaniacs. They´re made for each other. You can imagine them sitting together and drinking and taking the piss out of the little wetbacks Rubio and Cruz having to eat shit with this announcement, and it wouldn´t be long for sexist cnut/bitch Hillary remarks and annoying jew jokes about Bernie. Probably a bit of Obama gangsta crap as well. All in private of course, in their haughty new york/joisey accents.

Angry white men the world over get boners seeing these two bullyboys lined up. Maybe not too farfetched seeing them on the same ticket farther on down the line, though I can´t really see it. Certainly more probable than any Bloomberg nonsense
 
Fake news! Mine was the most relevant to the Mussolini comparisons. But well in Nobby. To be fair, it's an easy metaphor.
 


Urgh, in his mind it's "let's ruin the economy, that'll show them Democrats but HEY if you vote me, I might do something to help the battered economy but yeah, only if you vote for ME"

Great strategy, great business acumen... ruin the economy for votes, I'm sure every now homeless person will love him.