If they strap a bomb to me and I explode I'll be totally fine, right?
If they strap a bomb to me and I explode I'll be totally fine, right?
I think it'll be much faster than that, the Ukrainian forces have done a great job but must be getting depleted now, it's unlikely they'll engage in prolonged urban warfare with massive damage to their own civilians. It's not going to be Stalingrad ver 2.0. Once the city is surrounded it'll fall quickly, maybe next weekend.
The sneakiest sneak who ever sneakedApologies to all, esp @RedDevilQuebecois for me being a fool. I've deleted the derailment my stupidity caused.
You guys may all laugh but Kyiv has a long history of weaponising pigeons:If they strap a bomb to me and I explode I'll be totally fine, right?
With the whole of the Drevian ruling class cruelly exterminated, Olga hatched a plan to do away with the rest of them all together and announcing that she would be soon arriving at the Drevian capital of Iskorosten and asked for them to arrange a funeral feast where they could mourn over her husband’s death in that the very city.
Despite the not having heard from either of the missions they’d dispatched to Olga’s court, the Drevians set about preparing the feast and after drinking themselves insensible on mead, Olga’s soldiers put 5,000 of them to the sword.
Even this orgy of bloodletting wasn’t enough to satiate her need for vengeance and Olga gathered an army to wipe out her foes for good. The surviving Drevians begged for mercy and offered to pay in honey and furs to escape her anger.
She seemed to soften, although at this point you’d think they’d know better…
“Give me three pigeons,” she said, according to the Primary Chronicle, “and three sparrows from each house. I do not desire to impose a heavy tribute, like my husband, but I require only this small gift from you, for you are impoverished by the siege.”
The Chronicle records in great detail the feat of precision-guided pyromania that followed:
“Now Olga gave to each soldier in her army a pigeon or a sparrow, and ordered them to attach by thread to each pigeon and sparrow a piece of sulfur bound with small pieces of cloth. When night fell, Olga bade her soldiers release the pigeons and the sparrows. So the birds flew to their nests, the pigeons to the cotes, and the sparrows under the eaves. The dove-cotes, the coops, the porches, and the haymows were set on fire.
“There was not a house that was not consumed, and it was impossible to extinguish the flames, because all the houses caught on fire at once. The people fled from the city, and Olga ordered her soldiers to catch them. Thus she took the city and burned it, and captured the elders of the city. Some of the other captives she killed, while some she gave to others as slaves to her followers. The remnant she left to pay tribute.”
The sneakiest sneak who ever sneaked
fecking hell, that's genius but also bloody horrific.You guys may all laugh but Kyiv has a long history of weaponising pigeons:
Yep, street scenes look like an apocalypse and corpses are everywhere. The Russians won’t open a corridor there.Mariupol is in a terrible, dire situation, according to various news sources. There is little food, virtually no drinking water, the shops and pharmacies are all empty, bodies are being thrown into mass graves and it's freezing cold.
There will be thousands of deaths due to starvation and disease if people aren't able to leave.
The intel suggests Russia is struggling to even hold their ground around Kharkiv and Kyiv. I don’t see that playing out.I think it'll be much faster than that, the Ukrainian forces have done a great job but must be getting depleted now, it's unlikely they'll engage in prolonged urban warfare with massive damage to their own civilians. It's not going to be Stalingrad ver 2.0. Once the city is surrounded it'll fall quickly, maybe next weekend.
That's a battle that is likely to take months, if not years. ...
Ah I wouldn't have put a pin on me being an idiot if I was being sneaky, I just didn't want my stupidity confusing anyone but me.
True, of course.
But also true is that, to generalise, Boomers are wrecking the planet and are a dangerous generation - Boomer leaders are utter maniacs.
Note - I’m talking generationally, I have friends and heroes who are Boomers (who agree with this point).
An internal fear of the war (and with it Crimea) being lost?I wonder what can be interpreted from this. Mass desertions and resignations within the FSB?
I wonder what can be interpreted from this. Mass desertions and resignations within the FSB?
They're nearing Kyiv?
Can someone remind me which nation was allies with the Nazis at the start of WW2 because I keep forgetting.
All getting ready to move to Kiev?I wonder what can be interpreted from this. Mass desertions and resignations within the FSB?
All getting ready to move to Kiev?
Can someone remind me which nation was allies with the Nazis at the start of WW2 because I keep forgetting.
You mean another “special military operation“ when they invaded Eastern Poland and massacred 22,000 Polish officers at Katyn? I forget who it was too….
They would keep their apartments in Yalta as vacation homes if that were the case. More likely, they are preparing to get reassigned domestically to quell a massive uprising once the economy fully tanks.
Makes sense but so would keeping property assets?
Retrospective nazi calling in response to a madman's propaganda machine meant internal consumption in Russia? Really?
We both know who it was and its irrelevant.
Also you're very selective in framing it. Stalin was the most and possibly only opponent of the Nazi's in the 30s on the international stage. Segregationist US didn't have an issue or the British elite who socialised with their German counterparts.
What happened in Poland was a last ditch attempt to keep the Germans at bay, not an alliance, a disgusting pact though.
Realistically, I think the Russian government is about to tank, which means the party will be over for all, including corrupt FSB elites with Black Sea homes in Crimea. Owning property won't mean much when they would simply be lucky to be alive 12 months from now.
Based on the evidence of the 30s, who would have seemed the biggest maniac? Hitler had camps open in Germany and was clearly a vile individual but had done nothing at that stage to compare to the holodomor or the Great Terror. Plus, killing 22,000 officers is not a defensive strategy - it is a decapitation strategy aimed against a country that had only regained its independence from Russia 20 years earlier.
They're nearing Kyiv?