Premier League Gameweek 15

Outside of box area. No pen
 
I have to mute it. I'm fully convinced they could pluck any random no mark fan out of the stands and they'd be an upgrade.

Hopefully not Robbie Savage in the stands.
 
Could do with some individual brilliance from ''The LeBron James of ''soccer'' ''.
Haven't watched much of Chelsea in recent seasons, but I always thought Pulisic has that odd blinder in him to score a goal out of nowhere.
 
Jenas making a show of himself there. That’s a pundit for feck sake
 
I always suspected jenas didn’t actually know the rules. Nice to have it confirmed though.
 
Couple of really good deliveries but Broja doesnt show the instinct to get ahead of the CB
 
That was a pen for me. Intentional handball, on the line.
 
Daylight robbery from Txiki getting 50 odd million for him. Just wish we gave Mahrez away instead of Jesus, all though given Jesus is the excact same player he has always been but finally started getting credit for it might be a good move for him


Chelsea paid 50m for Sterling? :lol:
 
Gallagher and Broja should be starting. They obviously aren’t the quality of player yet for where Chelsea want to be, but they’re better than the big names Chelsea keeps putting in the line up.
 
I don't know why Arsenal are rushing their clearances, they are in control of this, they just need to keep playing their 1-touch football in the middle. Chelsea are a plodding mess in build up.
 
Chelsea have had a habit of scoring late goals this season. Hopefully they can get an (undeserved) equaliser.
 
Everytime the commentator says Cucurellas name, it reminds me of the chicken dance from Arrested Development+

 
Chelsea need to switch on here, Arsenal playing much better
There is no switching on. They ARE much better. RLC is a squad player. The team level dropped to where he gets run, he never raised anything. Mount is decent at a lot of things, but not great at any particular position (I don’t know where I’d play him for England), Jorgihno is a foil for the ball-winning Kante, and struggles without him. Havertz has to stare down at the ball to even dribble. He’s missed thongs all over the field and when he did look up he tripped on the ball twice. Sterling is lost doing anything other than running in behind as a second striker for tap ins or layoff shots.

With James gone we are toothless, which is a testament to how good he truly is.

Martinelli, Saka, Odegaard, and Jesus all walk into our team easily.

Hopefully all the new technical directors and personnel gurus have televisions.
 
Cucarella feels like the latest Sasha B Cohen parody character who snuck onto the pitch