[Rightnr]

Wtf, is our goalie injured as well?

 

[mu4c_20le]

Onana done?

 

[Amarsdd]

Statistically speaking it is just impressive that maguire heads the ball directly to the other team so much

It says more about the midfield than of him; absolutely hiding from attempting to win the second balls, at least he's doing his job of winning the headers.

 

[2 man midfield]

Pretty even game between Man United and the team sitting last in the league table. Both look like nearly the same level.

We make each game like this. We play at a similar level to whoever we’re facing, whether that’s Bayern Munich or Sheffield United. Each game ends up being a coin toss.

 

[Brophs]

Wonder how many times over the course of a season that Antony has to do that half grimace/half smile apology for rolling another low percentage shot straight at the keeper while also sort of insisting the shot was on? I'm not really a numbers guy but I'd have to guess in the trillions.

 

[laughtersassassin]

We somehow get worse every week.

ETHs reign is becoming near impossible to defend.

 

[Jazz]

When are we going to have an actual left back in the team? These injuries are killing us.

 

[Woodzy]

You know you are cursed when your goalkeeper is pulling a hamstring

 

[sepulturite]

Its the same sound as the crowd, but it's like its delayed on one channel / mic from the pitch, so you get the sound as it happens, then again 1 second later but quieter.

Yeh it's very weird.

 

[Josep Dowling]

Starting to hate this group of players. There is no effort.

 

[Wing Attack Plan R]

Evans best player so far.

Onana done his hamstring. Cursed FC

 

[BarstoolProphet]

I legitimately think the football we have played so far this season has been worse than anything under any manager since Fergie. Why Ten Hag gets a free pass from most fans when Mourinho got slaughtered is beyond me.

It's hard to compare the periods considering it has been varying degrews of shit from pretty much every manager, but yeah, it feels like the chance creation from the zombie passing era combined with the destructive football from the Ragnick era.

 

[Juansar_07]

Onono

 

[FerociousCorgis]

Ha great. Can't make this shit up at this point with how this season is going

 

[FireballXL5]

Has /onana injured Evans?

Looks like Jonny was hit by a DHL van.

 

[Dec9003]

He was my second favourite before going for EtH but he's shown he's not got the cojones for the big time at Chelsea and without that, it doesn't matter how good a coach you are.

If he can avoid signing Dutch players I’ll take him. In all seriousness he needs to take over another decent team and get his reputation back up a bit, similar to Ten Hag.

 

[United Hobbit]

This is utter garbage

 

[laughtersassassin]

Sheffield United seems a decent team. Not what I thought.

They aren't. We are just one of the worst teams on the league also

 

[Redplane]

Can we bring in a positivity guru or something? Even the body language of these lads every time is depressing.

 

[Ceteris]

Bruno with Portugal plays simple so why is he been allowed to play like this for us?

 

[Stadjer]

I can understand Mctominay starting based on the last game, but wasn't Mount consistently one of our best players recently? Fernandes has been putting in bad performance after bad performance for us and I don't understand why he's been picked over Mount if we're gonna pick by form.

Bruno must still have credit in the bank and is the captain. Based on performances this season Mount should start over Bruno.

 

[CloneMC16]

I can understand Mctominay starting based on the last game, but wasn't Mount consistently one of our best players in the couple of games before the international break? Fernandes has been putting in bad performance after bad performance for us and I don't understand why he's been picked over Mount if we're gonna pick by form.

Mount did not deserve to get benched. McTominay being picked because he scored 2 goals is silly. I get rewarding him, but he's a terrible midfielder.

 

[Josep Dowling]

When are we going to have an actual left back in the team? These injuries are killing us.

Why don’t we recall Williams?

 

[AndySmith1990]

Load of rubbish as usual

 

[Zed is not dead]

The one time Onana has a good start to a game, he picks an injury…
Please let our curse be lifted

 

[United Hobbit]

City going to have an absolute field day against us next Sunday.

Could be a bloodbath, especially with Haaland...

 

[edgecutter]

The effort was laughable there.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Zero pride, zero cohesion. 100% shite.

 

[RedUnited86]

At this point, the injuries have to be down to whatever training (I use that term loosely) and prep done by the manager his his team. There's too many examples instances for it to be rotten luck.

 

[BuzzKillington]

I refuse to believe this team even trains together.

Was thinking the same thing. I appreciate we’re missing some players and that’s a real mitigating factor, but these guys literally play football and train with each other every day of the week. I’ve seen charity 11 teams play with greater cohesion than we manage to when we’re missing a couple of players. It’s baffling.

 

[Wednesday at Stoke]

The players are giving effort, this is utter fecking shit coaching.

 

[2 man midfield]

Sheffield United are still 4/1, just saying

 

[Freak]

Even Sheffield play better than us. It’s just a joke

 

[Castia]

Penned back in our own half against Sheff United

 

[Amsterdam Devil]

It’s boring and very bad, again……

How long can we keep going like this. It looks like they are never training together.

 

[Rightnr]

Looking like a genuine 6-pointer out there

 

[gormless]

Up until this week I was always ok with the shit performances because I thought losses make it more likely the Glazers may leave if we don't make Europe. Now I don't have that comfort blanket - this is just shit

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

this is poor

 

[hobbers]

We’re not very good on it to be fair

Hah no, but one gets sick of pointing out how utterly shite Bruno, Rashford et al are at keeping a football.

That's been constant for a decade but we've never looked as worthless defensively as we do this season. Not under any of the previous failed managers.

 

[yamo123x]

How has it got this bad??
2nd best to a team with 1 point from 8 games...