[lex talionis]

The sniveling Bayern player is acting as though Lee Harvey Oswald had a pop at him.

 

[Sassy Colin]

That's not a penalty

 

[Superunknown]

One misplaced pass and they were almost in behind us. The margins for error are so small in this game.

 

[Zen]

Yellow card for wasting time and pretending it was a massive ankle injury.

 

[HackeyC]

VAR check and they can't tell the ref it's a dive?

 

[Swedish_Plumber]

Great defending referee

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

Can we sub Dalot off.

 

[BeforeKeanetherewasRobson]

And Onana is able to hold on the balls coming straight at him.

He’ll make someone a good wife one day.

 

[In Rainbows]

Because he doesn't try. Mcjoginay. I ask anybody to watch him off the ball. Coward.

His reputation of a passion merchant is a myth. Well I guess it can fit if the idea is that McTominay profits off the label passion merchant.

 

[laughtersassassin]

Ref getting in Brunos way a bit there

 

[SB16]

Hojlund needs to be doing better here/ Just nothing sticking to him atm.

 

[IrishMcD]

If you just focus on McT, and watch him it’s hilarious. Hasn’t a clue what to do when Bayern have the ball. I’m convinced I wouldn’t be any worse than him off the ball if I had his levels of fitness. Comically bad

 

[Redplane]

Kommt schon, Jungs. Steckt ihnen ein Würstchen in den Hintern!!

 

[Scottynaldinho]

Korean slabhead did well there.

 

[redzombie]

we can be quite good when we can be arsed

 

[laughtersassassin]

Hojlund needs to be doing better here/ Just nothing sticking to him atm.

That last one wasn't on him. Upa just intercepted it well

I agree for the two before though

 

[SNes]

Lukaku has to be up there. Maguire also.

I forgot about Lukaku

 

[evil_geko]

Are we playing german or spanish team? They are diving and rolling all over the place.

 

[always_hoping]

VAR checking...

Checking what?

 

[Zen]

If you just focus on McT, and watch him it’s hilarious. Hasn’t a clue what to do when Bayern have the ball. I’m convinced I wouldn’t be any worse than him off the ball if I had his levels of fitness. Comically bad

It's mental to me that I could invite him to he local 7-a-side tournament and he'd be a boss, even with 6 ringers around him. But yeah, generally I agree with you

 

[MrBrightside1989]

we can be quite good when we can be arsed

exactly what I was just thinking.
some end product would be nice.

 

[Cantonagotmehere]

The United hatred from the paramount in the US announcers never stops.

 

[Abhinav]

We are comically bad. No clue how to progress the ball, no clue how to create attacking overloads and to top it all, our players have the worst ball control of any of the top teams.

 

[Oranges038]

Upamecano tackles with his hands more than McTominay.

 

[girish]

WTF was Upamecano doing there?!

 

[Chumpsbechumps]

Checking what?

If Casemerio deserves a red

 

[poleglass red]

The United hatred from the paramount in the US announcers never stops.

who are they?

 

[Sassy Colin]

It's ridiculous what Hojland has had to put up with.

 

[Drifter]

This is good? What are some people watching?

 

[buchansleftleg]

Poor lad Hojlund with 2 centre backs all over him and no other United player offering a nearby threat to help out.

 

[mu4c_20le]

Dalot is going to mess up today isn't he

 

[Doracle]

Bruno very good in possession so far.

 

[Superunknown]

Decent effort, Shaw. Would take a lot to score from there, but why not, eh?

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

That’s more like it.

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

Got to hit it like Evra to stand a chance.

 

[Sassy Colin]

Nice clean strike

 

[1950]

The state of Goretzka's comb-over.

 

[Superunknown]

Go on, Garnacho.

 

[Von Mistelroum]

However many we lose by tonight, Antony is starting to look like a player! We should definitely stick with him and keep playing him to get the best out of him as he's clearly got potential.

 

[evil_geko]

Feck up the diving cnuts, feck them up. Throw him harder next time.