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Diouf Watch
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Off injured with just one goal to his name. Probably not serious at all.
He played very wide today. Should have had at least one assist to his name when Mota missed.
Molde 5 Rosenborg 0, Rosenborg's first domestic defeat of the season (in twenty-odd games). And it's not over yet.
Diouf.
Diouf.
Molde is fantastic to watch.
That was one of the best games of football I've watched the last few years, and it was uplifting to see some real football after the BallackFoySpectacle. Two very attacking sides, and both of them wide open at the backs.
I thought Diouf was very, very good again. Terrific left footed finish for the goal, and could easily have had three fine assists. (But got none.) One of them was a surprising Scholes-esque long ball over the top to Thioune who for once miscontrolled it. I'm starting to believe that Diouf can become a very handy player for us. He doesn't mind helping out defensively and is quite good at closing down and tackling players, but his positional awareness is a bit lacking I think. He is an attacker, no doubt about that.
The reason why he's now just scoring once every match is that he's playing out wide in a forward three. Yesterday at the right, and at the left against Start (8-1). The new rule of thumb is: if he's played out wide he'll score once, if he plays through the middle he'll score four.
I thought Diouf was very, very good again. Terrific left footed finish for the goal, and could easily have had three fine assists. (But got none.) One of them was a surprising Scholes-esque long ball over the top to Thioune who for once miscontrolled it. I'm starting to believe that Diouf can become a very handy player for us. He doesn't mind helping out defensively and is quite good at closing down and tackling players, but his positional awareness is a bit lacking I think. He is an attacker, no doubt about that.
The reason why he's now just scoring once every match is that he's playing out wide in a forward three. Yesterday at the right, and at the left against Start (8-1). The new rule of thumb is: if he's played out wide he'll score once, if he plays through the middle he'll score four.
Whoah, what does this thread have to do with Thai ladyboys. Plzz leave them out of this. BTW I have many cool friends that are Thai lady boys. Not that I am homo but some of them are nice.
Yes, it's been removed now. It was a spectacular goal anyway. Rosenborg's keeper's clearence went straight to Magne Hoseth who volleyed it into the open goal from 40 yards out. Stunning.
i loved that thread classic wankfest hehe
I loved the Manucho watch thread. The man will live long in the memory.
Diouf update.
As you know, Mame has been called up for Senegal for their friendly match against the Congo today in Blois, France. Two more things you should know: 1) For those unfamiliar with French, Blois is pronounced Blwaaah. 2) If interim Senegalese coach Amsatou Fall doesn't give our lad Diouf a start in his first callup, he is a halfwitted spastic who knows nothing about football.
The momentum building behind Mame is formidable. He is currently scoring four goals a game for an unstoppable Molde side, week in and week out, all in shit weather. He has a massive fingernail and he has been signed by Manchester Fecking United. Are you listening Mr. Fall? These are facts, and they point to the inevitable conclusion that the Lions of Teranga need Mame in the lineup. And who else are you going to play, realistically? El-Hadji Diouf? A known cretin. Moudou Sougou? Joke player, joke name. Babacar Gueye? Gay. Mamadou Niang? Sure, sure, whatever. None of these players are fit to lick the boots of our Mame. Mr. Fall, your choice is clear. See reason or face the consequences, and by consequences I mean you will have your asses handed to you by the fecking Congo. The Congo, Mr. Fall. Think about it.
Watch this space.
As you know, Mame has been called up for Senegal for their friendly match against the Congo today in Blois, France. Two more things you should know: 1) For those unfamiliar with French, Blois is pronounced Blwaaah. 2) If interim Senegalese coach Amsatou Fall doesn't give our lad Diouf a start in his first callup, he is a halfwitted spastic who knows nothing about football.
The momentum building behind Mame is formidable. He is currently scoring four goals a game for an unstoppable Molde side, week in and week out, all in shit weather. He has a massive fingernail and he has been signed by Manchester Fecking United. Are you listening Mr. Fall? These are facts, and they point to the inevitable conclusion that the Lions of Teranga need Mame in the lineup. And who else are you going to play, realistically? El-Hadji Diouf? A known cretin. Moudou Sougou? Joke player, joke name. Babacar Gueye? Gay. Mamadou Niang? Sure, sure, whatever. None of these players are fit to lick the boots of our Mame. Mr. Fall, your choice is clear. See reason or face the consequences, and by consequences I mean you will have your asses handed to you by the fecking Congo. The Congo, Mr. Fall. Think about it.
Watch this space.
I am more and more impressed with this guy 
Could turn out to be a great player for us Norway actually got some talent this year. It Mames teammate Thioune and its Branns Erik Huseklepp who is reported today on his way to Chelski, hope not!!
Could turn out to be a great player for us Norway actually got some talent this year. It Mames teammate Thioune and its Branns Erik Huseklepp who is reported today on his way to Chelski, hope not!!I love it when we sign unknown foreign players. We always get so many amusing threads.
I am more and more impressed with this guy
Huseklepp to Chelsea? I would piss myself, he would be badly exposed at a top club.
Huseklepp is a shit footballer disguised as a good one.
Yes! And overrated to the extreme. He'll be eaten alive in the Premier League.
He played 70 minutes from the start against Congo. Didn't score 4 times, not even once. Don't know how he did but Senegal was up 2-0 (Papiss Demba Cissé.)
Senegal won 2-1.
Senegal won 2-1.
Ah, I see. That is weird.
And people are wondering why Fletch is so underrated...
No, apparently he's overrated now..
Mammee mammee.
I'd grow a million piles.
Suck off Johnny Giles.
For our mammee.
have I got carried away here?
I'd grow a million piles.
Suck off Johnny Giles.
For our mammee.
have I got carried away here?
This is the weirdest picture I've ever seen. If that's a picture of Manucho, I can understand, but Diouf? Fletch must've been massively confused.
Disclaimer: This may or may not be racist.
that's diouf no question. Not sure why he's got his picture though? Maybe they be intimate?
He must have taken it with him to Norway to get it signed. Only Diouf wasn't there.
Seems like Fletcher bought the myth that Diouf scores four goals a game. He looks really excited.
Beware, Viking FK - you are going to get Dioufed tomorrow.
Diouf has scored for Molde again, two minutes in. Not our Diouf, but still.
Strrream?
The wrong Diouf scores again. Bastard.
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