Kansas City Wizards v Manchester United- Pre-Season Tour

Yeh, it's sad, believe me, Missy,
When you're born to be a sissy
Without the vim and verve.
But I could show my prowess, be a lion not a mou-ess
If I only had the nerve.
When a man’s an empty kettle
He should be on his mettle
And yet I’m torn apart
Just because I’m presumin’
That I could kinda human
If I only had a heart.
 
I think we need to face up to the fact that we're doomed if we don't buy 4 world class players in the next couple of weeks
 
Nani and Berbatov more interested in flicks and tricks than scoring it seems.
 
Diouf misses his kick, good chance. Probably his last of the game with Kiko coming on.

And another miss-kick from Diouf. That was embarrassing.
 
Diouf with powder puff effort. Poor poor stuff.
 
When a man’s an empty kettle
He should be on his mettle
And yet I’m torn apart
Just because I’m presumin’
That I could kinda human
If I only had a heart.

I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while
my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
 
good god

diouf may have just been sold to a league one side after that
 
KC look better even with a man down. Another error from Smalling there.
 
Smalling looks like an accident waiting to happen at the moment. He likes a manifestation of Rio's lack of concentration.