RAWK goes into Meltdown 2010/2011

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They'll make up something to blame, and then boycott it.
 
You're talking about cretins who sent letters to the New York Times asking them to investigate the vast pro-United conspiracy in English football.

Referees. Again.

They'd probably takes hostages or something if the PL dared to dock them points.
 

I prefer the female o-face montages myself.
 

sent an email to several American newspapers the other day with regard to United getting away with things, unfair FA rulings, penalties and such like, citing Rafa's list of complaints from last year.

Got a reply from the editor at the NY Times who says that the 'rub of the green' they get is very similar to what happened with the NY Yankees. He said he wasn't aware of the circumstances surrounding my letter but will look into it.

I hope he does. American journo's will have much more luck into covering this from an impartial angle.

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RAWK is the biggest wind up in the history of the internet.
 
I don't genuinely believe in RAWK. Who e-mails American news-corporations to complain about United's lucky refereeing? What a spastic.

I do have a little chuckle when I imagine the scene at the New York Times or Washington Post:

Editor: 'Woodward and Bernstein, we've got a great tip from a reliable source in the UK that the Manchester United soccer club have being buying off referees and keeping plucky Liverpool FC down'

Woodward: 'Holy shit chief! This could be huge, bigger than Watergate maybe!'

Editor: 'Yeah boys, I'm putting every journalist we have on this. We're going to blow this shit wide open! Pulitzer prizes for everyone!'
 
So those feckers on RAWK believe we always get away with everything.

Like Rio's ban? Evra's ban for feck all? Fletch missing the CL final when he did feck all.

Liverpool have gotten away with things too. That season they finished 2nd behind us, how many penalties did they get? And, how many times did they play against 10 men and go onto win?
 
They've got a Thank you Rafa thread on RAWK at the moment that is cringeworthy as hell.

He is to thank for todays court result apparently, but sacrifised his job in the process.
 
When are the commemorative t shirts coming out? This court battle is the only thing they've won in a long time.
 
We need a jpeg of Saint Rafa on the cross, sacrificing himself for the scousers.


fecking weirdoes. Putting the 'mental' in sentimental.
 
Oh my God.

One small step?

Dear St. Rafa. Thank you for fighting with your bosses and distracting us from the fact that you really were phenomenally shit. Good thing they didn't replace you with someone competent 3 years ago or we would have won the league by now, instead of having to pay you 6m quid just to toddle on after our glorious Europa League Season.

Hugs and kisses,
D. Lusion Al.
 
Oh my God.

One small step?

Dear St. Rafa. Thank you for fighting with your bosses and distracting us from the fact that you really were phenomenally shit. Good thing they didn't replace you with someone competent 3 years ago or we would have won the league by now, instead of having to pay you 6m quid just to toddle on after our glorious Europa League Season.

Hugs and kisses,
D. Lusion Al.

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Oh my God.

One small step?

Dear St. Rafa. Thank you for fighting with your bosses and distracting us from the fact that you really were phenomenally shit. Good thing they didn't replace you with someone competent 3 years ago or we would have won the league by now, instead of having to pay you 6m quid just to toddle on after our glorious Europa League Season.

Hugs and kisses,
D. Lusion Al.
:lol: You're brilliant, but I'm sad to say you have to bow down to the true masters of St Rafa worship. Yes, I agree with you people upthread; many boring weeks from RAWK, but now they're back on form.
I'm once again believing RAWK is a Chris Morris creation --

"Wish you here with us today Rafa, you fought for this, and you were with us, opened our eyes about the cancers, you wanted this to happen more than anyone."

"Let us never forget Rafael Benitez and what he did for us. A fighter full of guts and passion. A gentleman full of class and dignity. A football manager full of intelligence and pure genius. A Legend."

"It's not about the football. It's about the 'clicking'. 'We' clicked. Heart to heart.
Seems like losing a long, long time friend. A father figure."

"After 2 European cup finals, two domestic finals and a Howard Webb inflicted 2nd place finish in 6 years, the man deserved a chance to rectify last years 7th place finish. Rafa had to fight against two owners who wanted a yes man to help line their pockets. He was prayed upon by countless media pundits who, through a dislike of LFC or Rafa himself, vied for his blood."

"In chess you sacrifice pieces to win the game Rafa was a major piece sacrificed himself so we could win the game.
Top Top man pity feckers in the media hounded the fella bunch of c*nts."
 
They've got a Thank you Rafa thread on RAWK at the moment that is cringeworthy as hell.

He is to thank for todays court result apparently, but sacrifised his job in the process.

:lol:

Tara Rafa la. What an odd race of humans or sub-humans these Scousers are.
 
:lol: You're brilliant, but I'm sad to say you have to bow down to the true masters of St Rafa worship. Yes, I agree with you people upthread; many boring weeks from RAWK, but now they're back on form.
I'm once again believing RAWK is a Chris Morris creation --

St Red: "Wish you here with us today Rafa, you fought for this, and you were with us, opened our eyes about the cancers, you wanted this to happen more than anyone."

Murphman "Let us never forget Rafael Benitez and what he did for us. A fighter full of guts and passion. A gentleman full of class and dignity. A football manager full of intelligence and pure genius. A Legend."

Redman 5 "It's not about the football. It's about the 'clicking'. 'We' clicked. Heart to heart.
Seems like losing a long, long time friend. A father figure."

Dumpstar "After 2 European cup finals, two domestic finals and a Howard Webb inflicted 2nd place finish in 6 years, the man deserved a chance to rectify last years 7th place finish. Rafa had to fight against two owners who wanted a yes man to help line their pockets. He was prayed upon by countless media pundits who, through a dislike of LFC or Rafa himself, vied for his blood."

Sam G: "In chess you sacrifice pieces to win the game Rafa was a major piece sacrificed himself so we could win the game.
Top Top man pity feckers in the media hounded the fella bunch of c*nts."

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They really are a different breed, aren't they?

They can't be proper Scousers posting, what with the flowery prose used to extol their heroes at every chance.
 
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