MERGED: Rooney signs new contract!

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Carrick out Rodwell in seems like Rooney reads RedCafe.
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this is going to far now, and is shit like the pic above that reminds you there are always a few idiots who go way to far over the line
 
Yeah wtf is this I read in The Times this morning!?

10 players to be thrown out? Carrick the most high profile?

Though I do love the thought of Rodwell here...

Hmm. Toughie!

Edit: on the picture, a bit over the top, and surely it would have been better if they had written all on the white bit, much more legible. Sure, small text size, but more impact?

Aesthetic noobs tbh.
 
Very OTT.

Although i like the way they felt the need to use correct punctation marks in "You're"

The E looks like it was written by someone else. I reckon a grammar nazi walked past afterward and fixed it.
 
Yeah wtf is this I read in The Times this morning!?

10 players to be thrown out? Carrick the most high profile?

Though I do love the thought of Rodwell here...

Hmm. Toughie!

:lol: who was the author/muppet of the report?
 
Paul Stretford

OK, while all the blame is being pointed at Rooney for wanting to leave let's not all get wound up on that alone. His agent, Paul Stretford is not the squeakiest of clean agents on the block. He stands to make well over 2 million quid in any Rooney move.
You just have to look at the history of the bloke to see what we are having to deal with. He was once banned from acting as an agent for 18 months. This is his way at getting back at the establishment.
 
Let's just say there is a clear out and we sign these young talent again, then what if the difference to now. Rooney is all about the ££££££. I do not want him wearing a Utd top again.
 
Rodwell couldn't get into Everton's first team when Fellaini and Pienaar were injured. How ready is he to step into United's midfield and Carrick's shoes? Signing him is fine, but we need a proper and ready replacement.
 
Rooney is on £90k at the moment, and SAF said we offered him a deal he'd struggle to better elsewhere, there's no way we 'only' offered £110k a week.

It would be interesting to see what we acctually offer, might be in the region of £170K a week I reckon, which should be more than enough to feed his family..
 
Rooney is on £90k at the moment, and SAF said we offered him a deal he'd struggle to better elsewhere, there's no way we 'only' offered £110k a week.

And it is also reported that they hadn't even started discussing figures before negotiations ended.
 
Rodwell couldn't get into Everton's first team when Fellaini and Pienaar were injured. How ready is he to step into United's midfield and Carrick's shoes? Signing him is fine, but we need a proper and ready replacement.

He picked up a reasonably long term injury towards the beginning of the season to be fair, he's meant to be out for a while.
 
Rafael's contract would feed Wayne's family, wouldn't match his appetite though.
 
Kai Wayne Rooney
Text from daddy: Turned up at training. Mike Phelan said rest of the lads are sending me to Coventry, so currently heading south on M6. Dad.

:D
 
Kai Wayne Rooney
Text from daddy: Turned up at training. Mike Phelan said rest of the lads are sending me to Coventry, so currently heading south on M6. Dad.

:D

I'd laugh if they sold him to Liverpool. There's a club that has a pretty big ambition at the moment of staying in the Premier League. Ending up playing for a team he can't stand, while still being crap.
 
BBC - BBC Radio 5 live Programmes - 5 live Breakfast, 22/10/2010, Hunter Davies on Wayne Rooney

Hunter Davies, who ghost-wrote Wayne Rooney's autobiography, says Sir Alex Ferguson has mishandled the striker's loss of form. The writer says dropping the player hasn't worked and suggests the player needs therapy and help.

Oh right, Hunter Davies, that guy that has won thirty or so trop- wait what?

Jog the feck on, and while you're at it, change your name by deed poll to something less weird and more apt...like Douchebag Davies.
 
BBC - BBC Radio 5 live Programmes - 5 live Breakfast, 22/10/2010, Hunter Davies on Wayne Rooney

Hunter Davies, who ghost-wrote Wayne Rooney's autobiography, says Sir Alex Ferguson has mishandled the striker's loss of form. The writer says dropping the player hasn't worked and suggests the player needs therapy and help.

He was really only left out of the Everton game, a ferw of the games have been the "ankle" injury. Besides, Rooney brought it on himself with his cheating and being a twat in gerneral, he can blame nobody but himself.
 
OK, while all the blame is being pointed at Rooney for wanting to leave let's not all get wound up on that alone. His agent, Paul Stretford is not the squeakiest of clean agents on the block. He stands to make well over 2 million quid in any Rooney move. You just have to look at the history of the bloke to see what we are having to deal with. He was once banned from acting as an agent for 18 months. This is his way at getting back at the establishment.

Reported it could be up to £5m if he goes to City.
 
Bullshit.

You're right to a point, but a good portion of this is to blame at Stretford. Unless you have your own personal jet, you could not fecking spend 45,000 quid a week even if you tried. I mean even if your snorting coke, fecking 1200 quid prossies every night, buying palets of 30 year old wine, staying in the most expensive room at the Hilton and eating gold plated steaks, you could not do it an even then you'd struggle to hit 30 odd. And stretford wants 150,000 quid a week after tax :wenger:

The fecking audacity of players too demand this kind of money is an absolute joke. That is 5 times what most people earn in a year per week.
 
You're right to a point, but a good portion of this is to blame at Stretford. Unless you have your own personal jet, you could not fecking spend 45,000 quid a week even if you tried. I mean unless your snorting coke, fecking 1200 quid prossies every night, buying palets of 30 year old wine, staying in the most expensive room at the Hilton and eating gold plated steaks, you could not do it an even then you'd struggle to hit 30 odd. And stretford wants 150,000 quid a week after tax :wenger:

The fecking audacity of players too demand this kind of money is an absolute joke. That is 5 times what most people earn in a year per week.

Since when did the ability to spend it have anything to do with it?